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itemId=0416-believe-in-jesus-funny-talk-bubbles-happy-birthday-card|~|code=0416|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=4753|~|itemdatenumber=20100615|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Believe in Jesus Card|~|insidetext=Ha Ha! Just Kidding! Believe In Jesus! Now Go Have A Happy Birthday, For God’s Sake!|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/believe-in-jesus-card-36.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/believe-in-jesus-card-16.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/believe-in-jesus-card-17.jpg
Believe in Jesus Card
0416 Inside Text: Ha Ha! Just Kidding! Believe In Jesus! Now Go Have A Happy Birthday, For God's Sake!
$3.75
itemId=0417-the-word-fuck-funny-talk-bubbles-happy-birthday-card|~|code=0417|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=1169|~|itemdatenumber=20100615|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=The Word Fuck Card|~|insidetext=I Bought It Because It Says Fuck Twice. Happy Birthday.|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/the-word-fuck-card-35.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/the-word-fuck-card-15.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/the-word-fuck-card-16.jpg
The Word Fuck Card
0417 Inside Text: I Bought It Because It Says Fuck Twice. Happy Birthday.
$3.75
itemId=0851-40-things-to-do-funny-talk-bubbles-happy-birthday-card|~|code=0851|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=2799|~|itemdatenumber=20100615|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=40 Things to Do Card|~|insidetext=The Other 39 Don’t Matter. It’s Your Birthday. That’s All That Matters!|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/40-things-to-do-card-34.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/40-things-to-do-card-14.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/40-things-to-do-card-15.jpg
40 Things to Do Card
0851 Inside Text: The Other 39 Don't Matter. It's Your Birthday. That's All That Matters!
$3.75
itemId=0854-oral-sex-funny-talk-bubbles-happy-birthday-card|~|code=0854|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=2998|~|itemdatenumber=20100615|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Oral Sex Card|~|insidetext=Please Read Aloud: Fuck You. Happy Now?|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/oral-sex-card-100.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/oral-sex-card-37.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/oral-sex-card-38.jpg
Oral Sex Card
0854 Inside Text: Please Read Aloud: Fuck You. Happy Now?
$3.75
itemId=0870-50-things-to-do-funny-talk-bubbles-happy-birthday-card|~|code=0870|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=5986|~|itemdatenumber=20100615|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=50 Things to Do Card|~|insidetext=The Other 49 Don’t Matter. It’s Your Birthday. That’s All That Matters!|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/50-things-to-do-card-34.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/50-things-to-do-card-14.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/50-things-to-do-card-15.jpg
50 Things to Do Card
0870 Inside Text: The Other 49 Don't Matter. It's Your Birthday. That's All That Matters!
$3.75
itemId=0934-breast-implants-funny-talk-bubbles-happy-birthday-card|~|code=0934|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=3108|~|itemdatenumber=20100715|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Breast Implants Card|~|insidetext=...Absolutely No Recollection Of What To Do With Them. Happy Birthday. Party Like There Is No Tomorrow.|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/breast-implants-card-34.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/breast-implants-card-14.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/breast-implants-card-15.jpg
Breast Implants Card
0934 Inside Text: ...Absolutely No Recollection Of What To Do With Them. Happy Birthday. Party Like There Is No Tomorrow.
$3.75
itemId=0935-broke-is-new-black-funny-talk-bubbles-happy-birthday-card|~|code=0935|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=6357|~|itemdatenumber=20100715|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Broke is New Black Card|~|insidetext=Don’t You Wish Old Were The New Young? Happy Birthday.|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/broke-is-new-black-card-34.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/broke-is-new-black-card-14.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/broke-is-new-black-card-15.jpg
Broke is New Black Card
0935 Inside Text: Don't You Wish Old Were The New Young? Happy Birthday.
$3.75
itemId=0936-one-parachute-funny-talk-bubbles-happy-birthday-card|~|code=0936|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=388|~|itemdatenumber=20100715|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=One Parachute Card|~|insidetext=...I’d Miss You Lots And Think About You All The Time. Happy Birthday, Old Champ.|~|rating=5|~|ratingCount=2|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/one-parachute-card-92.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/one-parachute-card-50.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/one-parachute-card-51.jpg
One Parachute Card
0936 Inside Text: ...I'd Miss You Lots And Think About You All The Time. Happy Birthday, Old Champ.
$3.75
itemId=0937-orgasm-a-day-funny-talk-bubbles-happy-birthday-card|~|code=0937|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=5989|~|itemdatenumber=20100715|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Orgasm a Day Card|~|insidetext=Life Is In Your Own Hands! Happy Birthday.|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/orgasm-a-day-card-35.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/orgasm-a-day-card-15.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/orgasm-a-day-card-16.jpg
Orgasm a Day Card
0937 Inside Text: Life Is In Your Own Hands! Happy Birthday.
$3.75
itemId=0938-boom-funny-talk-bubbles-happy-birthday-card|~|code=0938|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=6358|~|itemdatenumber=20100815|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=BOOM Card|~|insidetext=...Has Nothing To Do With Susan Boyle And The Realization Of What A Virgin Looks Like. It’s Your Birthday, Have A Blast!|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/boom-card-34.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/boom-card-14.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/boom-card-15.jpg
BOOM Card
0938 Inside Text: ...Has Nothing To Do With Susan Boyle And The Realization Of What A Virgin Looks Like. It's Your Birthday, Have A Blast!
$3.75
itemId=3091-to-whom-halloween-funny-text-block-halloween-card|~|code=3091|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=4303|~|itemdatenumber=20110315|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=To Whom Halloween Card|~|insidetext=Happy Fucking Halloween.|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/to-whom-halloween-card-34.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/to-whom-halloween-card-14.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/to-whom-halloween-card-15.jpg
To Whom Halloween Card
3091 Inside Text: Happy Fucking Halloween.
$3.75
itemId=5901-to-whom-xmas-funny-text-block-merry-christmas-card|~|code=5901|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=4076|~|itemdatenumber=20110315|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=To Whom Xmas Card|~|insidetext=Merry Fucking Christmas.|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/to-whom-xmas-card-34.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/to-whom-xmas-card-14.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/to-whom-xmas-card-15.jpg
To Whom Xmas Card
5901 Inside Text: Merry Fucking Christmas.
$3.75
itemId=5903-let-me-explain-funny-text-block-merry-christmas-card|~|code=5903|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=2667|~|itemdatenumber=20110315|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Let Me Explain Card|~|insidetext=Please Let Me Explain...|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/let-me-explain-card-30.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/let-me-explain-card-10.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/let-me-explain-card-11.jpg
Let Me Explain Card
5903 Inside Text: Please Let Me Explain...
$3.75
itemId=5904-too-late-funny-text-block-merry-christmas-card|~|code=5904|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=7413|~|itemdatenumber=20110315|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Too Late Card|~|insidetext=Please Tell Me It’s Not Too Late...|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/too-late-card-30.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/too-late-card-10.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/too-late-card-11.jpg
Too Late Card
5904 Inside Text: Please Tell Me It's Not Too Late...
$3.75
itemId=6301-chinese-text-funny-text-block-happy-birthday-card|~|code=6301|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=6056|~|itemdatenumber=20100915|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Chinese Text Card|~|insidetext="Happy Birthday You S.O.B!" They Just Say It In Chinese.|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/chinese-text-card-34.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/chinese-text-card-14.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/chinese-text-card-15.jpg
Chinese Text Card
6301 Inside Text: "Happy Birthday You S.O.B!" They Just Say It In Chinese.
$3.75
itemId=6302-death-and-taxes-text-funny-text-block-happy-birthday-card|~|code=6302|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=6943|~|itemdatenumber=20100915|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Death and Taxes Text Card|~|insidetext=Now It’s Tweeting And Blogging. Hope Your Birthday Is Certainly Great!|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/death-and-taxes-text-card-34.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/death-and-taxes-text-card-14.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/death-and-taxes-text-card-15.jpg
Death and Taxes Text Card
6302 Inside Text: Now It's Tweeting And Blogging. Hope Your Birthday Is Certainly Great!
$3.75
itemId=6303-fuuff-text-funny-text-block-happy-birthday-card|~|code=6303|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=2763|~|itemdatenumber=20100915|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=FUUFF Text Card|~|insidetext=*Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck. Happy Fucking Birthday.|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/fuuff-text-card-34.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/fuuff-text-card-14.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/fuuff-text-card-15.jpg
FUUFF Text Card
6303 Inside Text: *Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck. Happy Fucking Birthday.
$3.75
itemId=6304-vowel-text-funny-text-block-happy-birthday-card|~|code=6304|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=2669|~|itemdatenumber=20100915|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Vowel Text Card|~|insidetext=Would You Like To Buy A Vowel? Happy Birthday.|~|rating=5|~|ratingCount=1|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/vowel-text-card-34.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/vowel-text-card-14.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/vowel-text-card-15.jpg
Vowel Text Card
6304 Inside Text: Would You Like To Buy A Vowel? Happy Birthday.
$3.75
itemId=6305-born-again-funny-text-block-happy-birthday-card|~|code=6305|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=8051|~|itemdatenumber=20101115|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Born Again Card|~|insidetext=...As Bigger Bitches! Happy Birthday From One Bitch To Another.|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/born-again-card-34.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/born-again-card-14.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/born-again-card-15.jpg
Born Again Card
6305 Inside Text: ...As Bigger Bitches! Happy Birthday From One Bitch To Another.
$3.75
itemId=6306-forgetaboutit-funny-text-block-happy-birthday-card|~|code=6306|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=5767|~|itemdatenumber=20101115|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Forgetaboutit Card|~|insidetext=Don’t Forget To Have A Happy Birthday!|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/forgetaboutit-card-34.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/forgetaboutit-card-14.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/forgetaboutit-card-15.jpg
Forgetaboutit Card
6306 Inside Text: Don't Forget To Have A Happy Birthday!
$3.75
itemId=6307-fully-recovered-funny-text-block-happy-birthday-card|~|code=6307|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=3443|~|itemdatenumber=20101115|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Fully Recovered Card|~|insidetext=...From Which I See You Have Fully Recovered. Have A Happy, Healthy Birthday.|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/fully-recovered-card-34.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/fully-recovered-card-14.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/fully-recovered-card-15.jpg
Fully Recovered Card
6307 Inside Text: ...From Which I See You Have Fully Recovered. Have A Happy, Healthy Birthday.
$3.75
itemId=6308-go-left-funny-text-block-happy-birthday-card|~|code=6308|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=6489|~|itemdatenumber=20101115|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Go Left Card|~|insidetext=...Go Left. Hope Your Birthday Goes In The Right Direction.|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/go-left-card-34.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/go-left-card-14.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/go-left-card-15.jpg
Go Left Card
6308 Inside Text: ...Go Left. Hope Your Birthday Goes In The Right Direction.
$3.75
itemId=6309-going-to-church-funny-text-block-happy-birthday-card|~|code=6309|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=5357|~|itemdatenumber=20101115|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Going to Church Card|~|insidetext=Denying Your True Age Doesn’t Make You Young, Either. Happy Birthday.|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/going-to-church-card-34.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/going-to-church-card-14.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/going-to-church-card-15.jpg
Going to Church Card
6309 Inside Text: Denying Your True Age Doesn't Make You Young, Either. Happy Birthday.
$3.75
itemId=6310-never-age-funny-text-block-happy-birthday-card|~|code=6310|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=2431|~|itemdatenumber=20101115|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Never Age Card|~|insidetext=...Fuck You! Happy Fucking Birthday.|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/never-age-card-34.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/never-age-card-14.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/never-age-card-15.jpg
Never Age Card
6310 Inside Text: ...Fuck You! Happy Fucking Birthday.
$3.75
itemId=6313-botox-never-blank-funny-text-block-all-occasions-card|~|code=6313|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=6944|~|itemdatenumber=20101115|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Botox Never Blank Card|~|insidetext=Not Greeted|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/botox-never-blank-card-34.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/botox-never-blank-card-14.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/botox-never-blank-card-15.jpg
Botox Never Blank Card
6313 Inside Text: Not Greeted
$3.75
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Botox Never Card
6314 Inside Text: ...Smile Again! Happy Birthday.
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Green Bananas Card
6315 Inside Text: Peel Yourself A Happy Birthday.
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6316 Inside Text: Wishing You A Happy Birthday No Matter What's At Stake!
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6317 Inside Text: ...To See It Hang Its Little Head And Watch Me Tie My Shoes. It's Your Birthday...Tie One On!
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6318 Inside Text: Quick! Start Breathing And Give The Candles Another Blow. Happy Birthday.
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Things We Do Text Card
7061 Inside Text: The Things We Do For Sex...I Love You.
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Yes Is Answer Text Card
7062 Inside Text: Yes Is The Answer. Will You Be My Valentine?
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Wash It Text Card
7063 Inside Text: ...But Wash It First. Happy Valentine's Day.
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Greatest Dad Text Card
7071 Inside Text: Though My Frame Of Reference Is Limited. Happy Father's Day.
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Black and white text messages of unparalleled hilarity are printed on bright, bold purple, green, blue, orange, red, yellow, pink and black backgrounds to deliver wicked and witty Birthday, Valentine's Day, Halloween and Christmas greetings in grand, snarky, not-to-be-missed or deleted style, in NobleWorks' Text Message Line of greeting cards.

Sex, age, Santa, nudity and Botox are cheeky subjects all in play, to name but a few, on this colorful collection of great jokes and good cheer. The design of these cards is simple yet stunning, the words they deliver impactful and laughter-inducing.

Give someone special the gift of on-topic and off-color humor by whipping them out one of these side-splitting, gut-busting, good times cards. And don't be surprised if you get an almost equally joyously sardonic reply in return.
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