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Mark Winslow Heath not only provides you with a hilarious greeting card with which to surprise and delight your friends, relatives and workmates on Thanksgiving - he also presents you with a pretty good, and hysterically devious, recipe for basting and cooking your Thanksgiving Day dinner with minimum fuss, muss and gobble, as well.

In bright and vivid autumn holiday colors of orange, yellow and brown, two plump bodied turkeys are shown flexing and stretching their feathers on yoga mats for a four hour gruelling and broiling routine at 350 degrees. It's tasteful humor everyone of every age, adults and children alike, will happily devour and swallow and contentedly digest on Thanksgiving Day. A veritable feast of funny Turkey Day joking hilarity for the eyes, mind and belly (laughs), with full, seasonal trimmings of good cheer and best wishes.