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Seven Dwarves of Retirement Card
C7246RTG Inside Text: Wishing you big fun in your retirement! Congratulations
$3.75
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Dam Shame Card
C7267RTG-US Inside Text: Dam shame for the rest of us! Congratulations
$3.75
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Cat Retirement Card
C7310RTG Inside Text: Make every life count! Happy Retirement!
$3.75
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Diddly Squats Card
C3955RTG Inside Text: Congratulations on your retirement!
$3.75
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Retiree Alarm Clock Card
C6949RTG-US Inside Text: Time to enjoy your retirement! Congratulations
$3.75
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Cassette Deck Card
C6971RTG-US Inside Text: Relax, Rewind, and Enjoy Your Retirement! Congratulations From All of Us
$3.75
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Blooming Driftwood - Retiree Card
C6108JRTG Inside Text: Congratulations
$3.75
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Otterly Awesome - Retiree Card
C6574ARTG Inside Text: Happy Retirement
$3.75
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As You Retire Card
C6875RTG Inside Text: ...and all that you won't have to do anymore! Congratulations
$3.75
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Retired T-Shirt Card
C6069RTG Inside Text: Enjoy the road ahead! Congratulations on your retirement.
$3.75
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Retired Number Card
C6082RTG Inside Text: You're #1! Extending best wishes on your retirement.
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Rude Vegetables Card
C6094RTG Inside Text: Hope your retirement is a ball!
$3.75
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Retirement Plan Stinks Card
4319 Inside Text: Warm Wishes For A Happy Retirement!
$3.75
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Don't Jump Card
4415 Inside Text: Happy Retirement From The Gang. You'll Be Missed!
$3.75
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Stilts Card
5371 Inside Text: Retiring...Hope You Are Down With It. Happy Retirement.
$3.75
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Thought of Retiring Card
6521 Inside Text: Clearly His Job Has Been Tiring Enough The First Time Around. Enjoy Your Re-Tirement!
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Email Blast Card
C2636RTG Inside Text: Another Hotshot Gets To Retire! Congratulations
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Retirement means the end of the working road, and a whole new journey of personal choosing. Celebrate somebody's shift in life focus by sending them one of the funny, colorful, clever, stylish cards in the NobleWorks Retirement Greeting Joke Cards collection.

These mirthful missives are all hilarious and joyful, as befitting the cause-for-celebration occasion. For example: a pink-shirted man's caring coworkers try to talk him down off the building ledge, at least until he pays his five bucks for the office lottery pool; a party-hatted office worker's straight-faced colleagues retire his office telephone extension number in honor of his tremendous years of service; and a cop pulls over a motorist, and then pulls back with apologies in respect for the driver's 'I'm Retired' yellow t-shirt.

If you know someone who's the retiring type, then pick up and send them out one of these happy, humorous, bright, bold, packing-in-it cards. They'll not be shy in thanking you for your kind and laughter-filled thoughts.
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