Can you believe it? Some things in life actually are FREE!

We're really nice and ship all of our orders of greeting cards free of shipping and handling, even a single fucking greeting card!

Orders of any seven or more cards are shipped flat; orders of six or fewer cards are shipped folded.

The only time you pay for shipping is when you upgrade to expedited or ship internationally...which is totally fair, right?

NOTICE: WE NO LONGER SHIP INTERNATIONALLY.

Please note that the USPS does not offer tracking services on (Free) USPS First Class Mail.