Free Shipping!

Can you believe it? Some things in life actually are FREE!

We're really nice and ship all of our orders of greeting cards free of shipping and handling, even a single fucking greeting card!

Orders of any seven or more cards are shipped flat; orders of six or fewer cards are shipped folded.

The only time you pay for shipping is when you upgrade to expedited or ship internationally ... which is totally fair, right?


Please note that the USPS does not offer tracking services on (Free) USPS First Class Mail.

Free USPS First Class Shipping!
For other shipping methods please see shipping cost calculator in cart.
Shipping Method
Approximate Processing Time
Approximate Shipping Time
Estimated Delivery Date
UPS Ground or Domestic USPS First Class Mail
3-4 Business Days
5-8 Business Days
We also offer:
International Priority Mail
3-4 Business Days
9-13 Business Days
International Parcel Post including Canada
3-4 Business Days
6-15 Business Days
UPS Standard to Canada
3-4 Business Days
5-10 Business Days

Tracking is not available when selecting Free USPS First Class shipping.
Orders are shipped from the east coast location.
NOTICE: We no longer ship to the United Kingdom.