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itemId=0130-lighter-on-open-flame-funny-cartoons-fathers-day-card|~|code=0130|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=4187|~|itemdatenumber=20080915|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Lighter on Open Flame Card|~|insidetext=Have An Explosive Father’s Day.|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/lighter-on-open-flame-card-34.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/lighter-on-open-flame-card-14.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/lighter-on-open-flame-card-15.jpg
Lighter on Open Flame Card
0130 Inside Text: Have An Explosive Father's Day.
$3.75
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Eat The Kids Card
0150 Inside Text: Happy Father's Day. Keep Looking Out For Number One!
$3.75
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Prison Love Card
1378 Inside Text: Happy Anniversary To One Sexy B^@Ch!
$3.75
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Show You My Breasts Card
2043 Inside Text: Breast Wishes For A Happy Valentine's Day.
$3.75
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Fun Couple Card
3754 Inside Text: Happy Anniversary.
$3.75
itemId=3764-got-the-job-funny-cartoons-congratulations-card|~|code=3764|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=2020|~|itemdatenumber=20050515|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Got The Job Card|~|insidetext=Congratulations.|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/got-the-job-card-34.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/got-the-job-card-14.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/got-the-job-card-15.jpg
Got The Job Card
3764 Inside Text: Congratulations.
$3.75
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Why Did You Eat Him? Card
4428 Inside Text: Congratulations!
$3.75
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Annoying Prick Card
4429 Inside Text: Wwjd If He Thought It Was Your Birthday?
$3.75
itemId=4430-just-a-heads-up-funny-birthday-paper-card-john-billette|~|code=4430|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=1489|~|itemdatenumber=20140601|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=4430k-just-a-heads-up-blank-humor-not-greeted-card-john-billette.html|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Just A Heads Up Card|~|insidetext=For The Love Of God, Have A Happy Birthday.|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/just-a-heads-up-card-56.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/just-a-heads-up-card-36.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/just-a-heads-up-card-37.jpg
Just A Heads Up Card
4430 Inside Text: For The Love Of God, Have A Happy Birthday.
$3.75
itemId=4433-see-the-headlines-humor-birthday-greeting-card-john-billette|~|code=4433|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=6402|~|itemdatenumber=20140601|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=4433k-see-the-headlines-blank-humor-not-greeted-paper-card-john-billette.html|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=See The Headlines Card|~|insidetext=Happy Freakin’ Birthday|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/see-the-headlines-card-56.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/see-the-headlines-card-36.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/see-the-headlines-card-37.jpg
See The Headlines Card
4433 Inside Text: Happy Freakin' Birthday
$3.75
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Try Knocking Card
4434 Inside Text: And Try To Have A Happy Birthday.
$3.75
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What does orgasm feel lik Card
4435 Inside Text: Hope This Birthday Is Second To Nun.
$3.75
itemId=5040-white-dumpster-funny-cartoons-happy-birthday-card|~|code=5040|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=6027|~|itemdatenumber=20031215|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=White Dumpster Card|~|insidetext=I Hope Someone Takes You Out For Your Birthday!|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/white-dumpster-card-34.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/white-dumpster-card-14.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/white-dumpster-card-15.jpg
White Dumpster Card
5040 Inside Text: I Hope Someone Takes You Out For Your Birthday!
$3.75
itemId=7641-unique-naughty-funny-birthday-paper-card-anything-for-goodwill-billette|~|code=7641|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=1411|~|itemdatenumber=20120501|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Anything for Goodwill Card|~|insidetext=It’s Your Birthday? Hold Everything!|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/anything-for-goodwill-card-35.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/anything-for-goodwill-card-15.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/anything-for-goodwill-card-16.jpg
Anything for Goodwill Card
7641 Inside Text: It's Your Birthday? Hold Everything!
$3.75
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Eat Something Card
7643 Inside Text: Face It...You're Another Year Older. Happy Birthday
$3.75
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Thought That Counts Card
7644 Inside Text: Happy Birthday, And All That Crap!
$3.75
itemId=7645-funny-birthday-card-waste-your-wish-billette|~|code=7645|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=374|~|itemdatenumber=20120501|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Waste Your Wish Card|~|insidetext=I Wish You A Happy Birthday. Don’t Blow It.|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/waste-your-wish-card-32.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/waste-your-wish-card-12.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/waste-your-wish-card-13.jpg
Waste Your Wish Card
7645 Inside Text: I Wish You A Happy Birthday. Don't Blow It.
$3.75





Artist John Billette has created a colorful, off-color, hilarious, horny, funny, flesh-toned, sassy, sexy collection of cartoon cards for nearly every occasion and sense of humor. Skillfully illustrated and wittily worded, these garrulous greeting cards will be met with great gusts of laughter and good cheer, and a more than occasional knowing smile and wink.

Here, a wily woman tries to get a sick man to eat something; a lucky dude in pasties and g-string locks up a glamorous job at a bar; a committed cellmate gets his pal the perfect sheer pink teddy fit for the situation, and their sharing; and a hard-working wife shocks her lay-about husband with stunning, startling headline news about a middle-aged man making his own F'ing sandwich!

Birthday, New Job Congratulations, Anniversary, Father's Day, Valentine's Day, Baby Congrats - there's a hot, hearty, hysterical greeting card for almost every big day and event in this great grouping. All bursting with wicked jokes, some raunchy, some just raucous, and bright, vivid, vibrant yellows, blues, reds, greens, browns, purples, pinks, plaids and white trash, too.
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