Birthdays are all about having a party-hearty good time, and if you can't even remember the good time you had afterwards, all the better. The big day happiness begins with a hilarious Birthday card, like one done up in black and white and red and worry and mirth, where, for example, a somewhat distraught dame wonders just what the F she was saying to herself. Aging jokes are always good for yuks, especially when served up in old school stark design with perfect punch line pith and vinegar. Try to remember to send such a funny card out for somebody's special day.