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Catnap Reports Card
C7269BDG Inside Text: By all reports, you're going to have a purr-fect birthday. Happy Birthday!
$3.75
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Low-Res Memory Card
C6373BDG Inside Text: Have a memorable birthday! Happy Birthday
$3.75
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Dog Business Card
C6374BDG Inside Text: Celebrate your birthday like nobody's business!
$3.75
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Honor Student Card
0247 Inside Text: Happy Father's Day From Your Pride And Joy.
$3.75
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Under 40 Hashtag Card
1332 Inside Text: #Happybirthday
$3.75
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Santa Yoga Card
1842 Inside Text: Ohm Ohm Ohm Merry Christmas.
$3.75
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Eggnostic Card
1901 Inside Text: Hope Your Holidays Are Egg-Cellent.
$3.75
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Captain Peg Leg Card
1902 Inside Text: You're One Of A Kind. Merry Christmas
$3.75
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Piss Island Card
4436 Inside Text: Hap-Pee Birthday!
$3.75
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IQ Test Results Card
4888 Inside Text: Hope Your Birthday Is Positively Of The Charts!
$3.75
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Sperm Recall Card
4892 Inside Text: You've Come A Long Way, Baby!
$3.75
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Mailman Corner Card
9663 Inside Text: Hope Your Birthday Delivers!
$3.75
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Time Travel Agency Card
9664 Inside Text: Time To Have A Happy Birthday!
$3.75
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Spider Numbers Card
9665 Inside Text: Happy Birthday To My Number-One!
$3.75
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Prison Sentences Card
9666 Inside Text: We're Prisoners Of Love. Happy Anniversary!
$3.75
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Botched Tattoo Card
C3586EAG Inside Text: Hope Your Easter Is All It's Cracked Up To Be!
$3.75
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Nesting Pinatas Card
C4008BDG Inside Text: Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
$3.75
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Octopus Ink Transfusion Card
C4768GWG Inside Text: Hope You're Back In The Swim Of Things Soon!
$3.75



Artist Bio



Jon Carter has been cartooning for more than 25 years, with numerous print and online projects. A few print clients include: Reader's Digest, Funny Times, Boys' Life, Medical Economics, Chicken Soup For The Soul book series, and many others. His cartoons are also licensed regularly for textbooks and business presentations all over the world. Carter also draws for numerous print and online properties under United Business Media. He lives with his family in Indiana; and, when not hidden away under piles of drawing paper, he attempts running, shopping for more junk he doesn't really need, and enjoying a nice warm meal of chicken gribbles and corn slogs.

Bright, witty, wonderful, vivid, hilarious - just some of the aggrandizing and accurate adjectives to begin to describe the brilliantly funny Birthday, Christmas, Father's Day, Graduation, Anniversary, Get Well, Easter and Congratulations cards in this awesomely illustrated and jokingly worded collection from cartoonist Jon Carter.

In this color-filled, mirthful grouping of greetings: a brown dog does his business on his owners' green lawn (operating a lemonade stand, in this case) as the lady of the house in pink and gray puts in a complaint; two dudes in orange prison jumpsuits (one dolled up in a blonde wig) boast about the fact that they've shared the same cell and sex for so long that they can complete each other's (prison) sentences; and the sailor's red Xmas stockings are all hung by the mantelpiece with care, including Captain Peg Leg's rather long and narrow one as befitting his wooden limb.

Bursting with vibrant blues, reds, greens, yellows, browns, purples, pinks, blacks, whites, oranges, eggs, dogs, Santas, squids, sharks, cats, and beaming with great humor, these happy holidays and occasion cards will be a big hit with all who receive and revel in them.
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