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Bear Mom Card
C3164MDG Inside Text: Couldn't BEAR to miss wishing you a Happy Mother's Day!
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Vacuum Sounds Card
C3165MDG Inside Text: Sounds like another Mother's Day is here! Happy Mother's Day
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Pass The Turkey Card
C7085XSG Inside Text: Time to cell-ebrate! Happy Holidays!
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Remote Control Vest Card
C6800FDG Inside Text: Hope your Father's Day is under control! Happy Father's Day
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Get Blown Card
1328 Inside Text: Name Three Things That Are Going To Get Blown On Your Birthday. Happy Birthday!
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Most Beautiful Woman Card
1329 Inside Text: I Don'T Want To Get Frosting In My Hair. Happy Birthday!
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Birthday Mix Card
1331 Inside Text: Two Parts Laxative, One Part Antacid, And One Part Water. Happy Birthday!
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Skylar's Snapchat Card
C2751BDG Inside Text: Have Yourselfie A Happy Birthday!
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Clean Underwear Card
C5256MDG Inside Text: Psst! Have a Happy Mother's Day.
$3.75
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Food Disposal System Card
C5257MDG Inside Text: Another Mother's Day is in the bag! Happy Mother's Day
$3.75
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Sand Dad Card
C5385FDG Inside Text: Life's a beach! Happy Father's Day to our dad.
$3.75





John McPherson's cartoons have appeared regularly in over forty magazines, and in 1992 Universal Press Syndicate and John teamed up to launch Close to Home. Since that time, Close to Home has earned its way into 700 papers worldwide, including The Washington Post, Los Angeles Times, Tokyo Times and Hanoi Daily News. In addition, John has published numerous book collections of his work, a yearly block calendar and an award-winning line of greeting cards. In addition to his cartooning, John is an active speaker, talking to groups about the rigors of syndicated cartooning.

This collection of colorful cartoon cards from artist John McPherson are hilariously illustrated and humorously worded, fit fun, fine and fantastic for Father's Day, Mother's Day, Birthday and Happy Holidays greetings giving. The merriment and mirth are mixed together for maximum Dad, Mom, other family members, friends and colleagues' enjoyment, much like those age-appropriate drinks one dashing dude is putting together for the pretty partying ladies.

On other cards: Pop cell phones up his daughter at the food-laden dinner table so he can secure some more gravy; a daring dog named Skyler notches up and snapchats out another postman wall plaque; and urgent Mama chases after an ambulance to make sure her injured offspring has a clean pair of underwear for the hospital.

Done up in bright, vivid, vivacious blues, reds, yellows, purples, browns, blacks, whites, pinks, oranges, greens, sand, icing, balloons, turkey, bears and kiddies, these cute, charming, disarming, rib-tickling, hysterical greeting cards will strike just the right funnybone notes to enhance, enliven and brighten anyone's big special day.
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