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Pass The Turkey Card
C7085XSG Inside Text: Time to cell-ebrate! Happy Holidays!
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Remote Control Vest Card
C6800FDG Inside Text: Hope your Father's Day is under control! Happy Father's Day
$3.75
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Get Blown Card
1328 Inside Text: Name Three Things That Are Going To Get Blown On Your Birthday. Happy Birthday!
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Most Beautiful Woman Card
1329 Inside Text: I Don'T Want To Get Frosting In My Hair. Happy Birthday!
$3.75
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Birthday Mix Card
1331 Inside Text: Two Parts Laxative, One Part Antacid, And One Part Water. Happy Birthday!
$3.75
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Skylar's Snapchat Card
C2751BDG Inside Text: Have Yourselfie A Happy Birthday!
$3.75
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Clean Underwear Card
C5256MDG Inside Text: Psst! Have a Happy Mother's Day.
$3.75
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Food Disposal System Card
C5257MDG Inside Text: Another Mother's Day is in the bag! Happy Mother's Day
$3.75
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Sand Dad Card
C5385FDG Inside Text: Life's a beach! Happy Father's Day to our dad.
$3.75



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