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C6810VDG Inside Text: Wishing You a Purr-fectly Romantic Valentine's Day!
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C6811GDG Inside Text: You've Graduated ... Go Nuts! Congratulations
$3.75
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C6390BDG Inside Text: I feel terrible I forgot your birthday! Happy Belated Birthday
$3.75
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C6244XSG Inside Text: Have a ball this Christmas! Merry Christmas
$3.75
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C6245XSG Inside Text: ME--Y CHR-STM-S
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C6246XSG Inside Text: It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas!
$3.75
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0202 Inside Text: Happy Mother's Day From The Whole Family.
$3.75
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0261 Inside Text: Another Father's Day Rolls By.
$3.75
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0367 Inside Text: Have A Happy Father's Day Or Else...
$3.75
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1521 Inside Text: Hope You Get What You Want For Christmas.
$3.75
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1522 Inside Text: Have A Five-Star Christmas.
$3.75
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Heads Will Roll Card
1532 Inside Text: Merry Christmas! (Thumbs Up)
$3.75
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Fuckin Dickhead Card
1533 Inside Text: Sharing Christmas Wishes.
$3.75
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Reindeer Around the Tree Card
1627 Inside Text: There's No Beating Around The Bush...It's Christmastime Again!
$3.75
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GPS Spouse Mode Card
4371 Inside Text: It's Your Birthday Again. Have A Happy Birthday.
$3.75
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Dungeons and Dragons Card
4372 Inside Text: You're On A Roll! Happy Birthday
$3.75
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Fuckin Truck Card
4373 Inside Text: Happy Fuckin' Birthday!
$3.75
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Motivational Notes Card
4374 Inside Text: Just A Note To Wish You A Positively Happy Birthday!
$3.75
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Two Timing Jerk Card
4416 Inside Text: Happy Birthday To Ewe.
$3.75
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Potato Leek Soup Card
4448 Inside Text: Surpise! It's Your Birthday. Hap-Pee Birthday!
$3.75
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Fatherhood Hall of Fame Card
5277 Inside Text: Have A Happy Birthday, Dad, Or Else...
$3.75
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Obedience Graduation Card
5330 Inside Text: Happy Graduation
$3.75
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Birds Aim Card
8551 Inside Text: Here's Looking At You! Happy Birthday.
$3.75
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Scott Metzger's Cat Toons Card
A2696BDG Inside Text: (Assorted)
$14.99
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Knocking Down Drinks Card
C2697BDG Inside Text: Wishing You A Birthday Full Of Thrills And Spills! Happy Birthday
$3.75
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Cat Barista Card
C2698BDG Inside Text: Have A Latte Fun On Your Birthday!
$3.75
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Cat Emojis Card
C2699BDG Inside Text: Happy Birthday! [Followed By 6 Different Happy Face And Cat Face Emojis]
$3.75
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Catnip Cats Card
C2700BDG Inside Text: Have A Mind-Blowing Birthday!
$3.75
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Cat T-shirt Card
C2701BDG Inside Text: Have An Awesome Birthday!
$3.75
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Feline Support Center Card
C2702BDG Inside Text: Hope You're Feline Fine On Your Birthday! Happy Birthday
$3.75
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Feline Hall of Fame Card
C2703BDG Inside Text: Hope Your Birthday Is One For The Record Books! Happy Birthday
$3.75
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Cat Radio Card
C2704BDG Inside Text: Another Year Licked! Happy Birthday
$3.75
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Cat Pix Card
C2705BDG Inside Text: Hope Your Birthday Is Purr-Fectl!
$3.75
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Cat Search History Card
C2706BDG Inside Text: You Can't Delete The Years! Happy Birthday
$3.75
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Dye Hard Card
C3623EAG Inside Text: Hope Your Easter Is To Dye For!
$3.75
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Dessert To Brag About Card
C4030BDG Inside Text: Hope Your Birthday Is Picture Perfect!
$3.75
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Middle Finger Card
C4031BDG Inside Text: Give Old Age The Finger! Happy Birthday
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Stressful Holidays Card
C4530XSG Inside Text: Hope Your Holidays Are A Knockout! Merry Christmas
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Dog Press Secretary Card
C4799BDG Inside Text: It's Your Birthday, Alert The Fake Media! Happy Birthday
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Easter Haircut Card
C5212EAG Inside Text: Hope your Easter is to dye for! Happy Easter
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Whether you enjoy your humor low-brow or high-brow, you'll love the zany contemporary-flavored satire of Scott Metzger. Do you ever wonder what the animals are talking about all day long while we're at work? Wonder no longer! Metzger has been a professional cartoonist based in San Francisco since 1996. His artistic creations have appeared in Funny Times Magazine, and two of his comic strips involve a talking pine tree and a dim-witted bison, so that should give you some idea of what this guy is about. He also claimed to be the cartoonist for a syphilis prevention campaign called "Healthy Penis," sponsored by San Francisco's Department of Public Health. We had to look that one up, and apparently it's true. After that, it should be no surprise to see his edgy humor cards for various occasions, such as Santa's reindeer joking about his weight on Facebook, a potato peeing into leek soup (get it?), former employees complaining about Santa's workshop on Yelp! and disgruntled pets bitching (again on Facebook, where else?) about what their owners got them for Christmas. Happy holidays!
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