Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far On Foot - Cartoons by John Callahan

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John Callahan's He Won't Get Far on Foot - Birthday Assortment
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John Callahan's He Won't Get Far on Foot - All-Occasion Blank Assortment
AC6222OCB-B1x10 Inside Text: [blank]
$14.99
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John Callahan's Insane Choir Card
C6141XSG Inside Text: Hope your holidays are insane! Merry Christmas
$3.75
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John Callahan's The 3 Wisemans Card
C6142XSG Inside Text: Merry Christmas [using Jewish star in place of "a" in Christmas"]
$3.75
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John Callahan's Alternative Activists Card
C6143XSG Inside Text: Season's Greetings to you my deer, and best wishes for the coming year.
$3.75
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John Callahan's Santa and Alien Exchange Card
C6144XSG Inside Text: Merry Christmas, no ifs or butts!
$3.75
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John Callahan's Good Career Move Card
C6145BDG Inside Text: Celebrate like it's your job! Happy Birthday
$3.75
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John Callahan's Squawk Dirty Card
C6146BDG Inside Text: A little birdie told me it was your birthday. Happy Fucking Birthday!
$3.75
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John Callahan's The Baby Boss Card
C6147BBG Inside Text: Congratulations on your new little boss!
$3.75
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John Callahan's The End is Near Card
C6149BDG Inside Text: Hope your birthday is all it's cracked up to be! Happy Birthday
$3.75
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John Callahan's Blind Mullet Card
C6150BDG Inside Text: Celebrate your birthday in style! Happy Birthday
$3.75
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John Callahan's Must Be This Tall Card
C6180BDG Inside Text: Hope you reach new heights on your birthday! Happy Birthday
$3.75
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John Callahan's Conscientious Barber Card
C6181BDG Inside Text: Hope this birthday is a cut above the rest! Happy Birthday
$3.75
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John Callahan's Caught Tail Card
C6182BDG Inside Text: Hope your birthday is picture perfect! Happy Birthday
$3.75
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John Callahan's Tiny Ruler Card
C6183BDG Inside Text: King for a day! Happy Birthday!
$3.75
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John Callahan's Gay Marriage Exchange Card
C6184WDG Inside Text: Congratulations to a delicious couple!
$3.75
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John Callahan's You've Got Hail Card
C6185XSG Inside Text: Let it snow! Merry Christmas
$3.75
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John Callahan's Homo By Now Card
C6186BDG Inside Text: It's your birthday, paint the town lavender! Happy Birthday
$3.75
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John Callahan's Down The Hatch Card
C6187BDG Inside Text: Another year down the hatch! Happy Birthday
$3.75
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John Callahan's Sniff Your Butt Dogs Card
C6188BDG Inside Text: Smells like another birthday! Happy Birthday
$3.75
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John Callahan's Hiding Cat Card
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NobleWorks published John Callahan's first line of 36 postcards in 1990 and launched its initial line of Callahan greeting cards soon thereafter. "That was a turning point for NobleWorks," says Ron Kanfi, NobleWorks' president, who discovered Callahan's work shortly after being diagnosed with MS in 1989.

Callahan's personal story inspired his edgy sense of humor: he was adopted as a baby, was educated in Catholic schools, became a quadriplegic at age 21 after a car accident fueled by a day of drinking and bar-hopping, and was a recovering alcoholic by the age of 27. After his accident, Callahan taught himself to draw by using both hands to hold his pen. The result was a rough, heartfelt expression of macabre humor.

Callahan published his first cartoon collection, "Do Not Disturb Any Further," in the early 1980s and went on to become internationally syndicated in newspapers and magazines. His success also led to a string of books; and he created the animated TV shows "Pelswick and Quads." He was a politically incorrect, equal-opportunity offender, targeting the disabled, homeless, fat people, Alzheimer's patients, religion and more - resulting in many complaints on one hand, and many more diehard fans on the other. Sadly, he died in 2010 at the age of 59.

The new film, "Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot" (also the name of Callahan's best-selling 1989 autobiography), shines a bright spotlight on Callahan's life and art. Starring Joaquin Phoenix, Jonah Hill, Rooney Mara and Jack Black, and directed by Gus Van Sant, the movie was a hit at the 2018 Sundance Film Festival.
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