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itemId=c3340bdg-birthday-hangover-funny-birthday-paper-card-thea-musselwhite|~|code=C3340BDG|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=99999|~|itemdatenumber=20191213|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Birthday Hangover Card|~|insidetext=Have a kick-ass birthday! Happy Birthday|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://s.yimg.com/aah/yhst-94387763560218/birthday-hangover-card-5.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://s.yimg.com/aah/yhst-94387763560218/birthday-hangover-card-6.jpg|~|qoimg=https://s.yimg.com/aah/yhst-94387763560218/birthday-hangover-card-7.jpg
Birthday Hangover Card
C3340BDG Inside Text: Have a kick-ass birthday! Happy Birthday
$3.75
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Pretend To Dance Card
C3341BDG Inside Text: Live it up on your birthday!
$3.75
itemId=c3342bdg-multiple-choice-drink-humorous-birthday-paper-greeting-card-thea-musselwhite|~|code=C3342BDG|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=99999|~|itemdatenumber=20191213|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Multiple Choice Drink Card|~|insidetext=Say yes to having a Happy Birthday!|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=3|~|image=https://s.yimg.com/aah/yhst-94387763560218/multiple-choice-drink-card-5.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://s.yimg.com/aah/yhst-94387763560218/multiple-choice-drink-card-6.jpg|~|qoimg=https://s.yimg.com/aah/yhst-94387763560218/multiple-choice-drink-card-7.jpg
Multiple Choice Drink Card
C3342BDG Inside Text: Say yes to having a Happy Birthday!
Regular Price:$3.75
Sale Price:$3.00
itemId=c3173mdg-keeping-kids-alive-hilarious-mothers-day-greeting-card-thea-musselwhite|~|code=C3173MDG|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=99999|~|itemdatenumber=20190916|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Keeping Kids Alive Card|~|insidetext=Happy F*cking Mother’s Day!|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://s.yimg.com/aah/yhst-94387763560218/keeping-kids-alive-card-5.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://s.yimg.com/aah/yhst-94387763560218/keeping-kids-alive-card-6.jpg|~|qoimg=https://s.yimg.com/aah/yhst-94387763560218/keeping-kids-alive-card-7.jpg
Keeping Kids Alive Card
C3173MDG Inside Text: Happy F*cking Mother's Day!
$3.75
itemId=c7317gwg-best-medicine-humorous-get-well-paper-greeting-card-thea-musselwhite|~|code=C7317GWG|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=99999|~|itemdatenumber=20190515|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Best Medicine Card|~|insidetext=Hope you’re feeling your best soon!|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://s.yimg.com/aah/yhst-94387763560218/best-medicine-card-123.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://s.yimg.com/aah/yhst-94387763560218/best-medicine-card-124.jpg|~|qoimg=https://s.yimg.com/aah/yhst-94387763560218/best-medicine-card-125.jpg
Best Medicine Card
C7317GWG Inside Text: Hope you're feeling your best soon!
$3.75
itemId=c7320mbg-get-real-30-hysterical-milestone-birthday-printed-greeting-card-thea-musselwhite|~|code=C7320MBG|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=99999|~|itemdatenumber=20190515|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Get Real 30 Card|~|insidetext=Cheers to your 30th Birthday!|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://s.yimg.com/aah/yhst-94387763560218/get-real-30-card-5.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://s.yimg.com/aah/yhst-94387763560218/get-real-30-card-6.jpg|~|qoimg=https://s.yimg.com/aah/yhst-94387763560218/get-real-30-card-7.jpg
Get Real 30 Card
C7320MBG Inside Text: Cheers to your 30th Birthday!
$3.75
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How Did 40 Happen Card
C7322MBG Inside Text: Happy f*cking 40th Birthday!
$3.75
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How Did 50 Happen Card
C7323MBG Inside Text: Happy f*cking 50th Birthday!
$3.75
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Body Waxes Card
C6950BDG Inside Text: Wishing you a smooth birthday. Happy Birthday!
$3.75
itemId=c7079xsg-alcoholidays-humorous-merry-christmas-paper-card-thea-musselwhite|~|code=C7079XSG|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=5869|~|itemdatenumber=20190315|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Alcoholidays Card|~|insidetext=Cheers to a great holiday!|~|rating=5|~|ratingCount=1|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://s.yimg.com/aah/yhst-94387763560218/alcoholidays-card-5.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://s.yimg.com/aah/yhst-94387763560218/alcoholidays-card-6.jpg|~|qoimg=https://s.yimg.com/aah/yhst-94387763560218/alcoholidays-card-7.jpg
Alcoholidays Card
C7079XSG Inside Text: Cheers to a great holiday!
$3.75





Finally, just the right, funny, witty, colorful, clever, cute greeting cards for all the dolls and dollings out there! Whether the occasion/holiday/event is Christmas, Birthday, 30th Birthday, 40th Birthday, 50th Birthday, Mother's Day or Get Well, these cards are all dolled up to deliver best wishes, great laughter, good cheer, funny poses and wise words.

Featured fronts and center on these fab, fantastic greetings are male and female doll models in yellow sweaters and gray pants and pink blouses and gray skirts, sitting down and sitting up and reclining, and making merry with gifts and bottles, as they: dispense drunken holiday joy; raise a glass to their mothering skills in keeping their offspring alive; visit a friend feeling kind of shitty; and celebrate thirty, forty and fifty year birthday parties with each other on yellow and orange chairs and a pink couch, aging along with the fine wine.

Plastic personalities and profoundly humorous greetings are on full, bendable display on these utterly unique and truly wonderful one-of-a-kind laugh-out-loud cards.
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