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You Are Bitch Greeting Cards

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Thoughtful and touching sentiments on the outside, snarky sass on the inside - must be a collection of heartfelt and hilarious B-Day cards from the sentimental and sneering folks at NobleWorks. Perfect and perceptive for any friend, foe, family member or fellow worker celebrating their big, beautiful, bitchin' eighteenth, twenty-first, thirtieth, fortieth, fiftieth, sixtieth, seventieth or eightieth Birthday.

Anybody receiving one of these loving and laughing, charming and churlish, greetings will be both gleefully inspired and insulted on the epic occasion of their 18th, 21st, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th or 80th B-Day. Decorated with iced, candled cakes, aged wall calendars, and tender and twisted wording, these cards pump up the milestone party big-time.