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Funny Happy Thoughts Cards

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Happy Thoughts

Happy Thoughts is like the motivational posters we grew up with if only the posters were twisted and talked about taboo subjects like oral sex or homosexuality. These Happy Thoughts are embarrassed by nothing, and no subject is too risque. Like a dictionary definition gone wrong, these cards have everything that seems funny and right.

If a greeting card with a mean edge is what you desire, then these cards have you covered. Take for example our forgiveness card that tells you forgiveness is unnecessary as long as you outlive those people. Or our black president card. There’s something for almost everyone, but remember that not everyone can handle these edgy birthday cards! Gift these naughty cards with care!