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1923 Inside Text: This Christmas, Celebrate From Your Head Down To Your Toes. Merry Christmas.
$3.95
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Peace on earth Card
1924 Inside Text: Joy To The World!
$3.95
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Patriotism Card
4902 Inside Text: Happy Birthday To A Real Patriot!
$3.75
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Style Card
4903 Inside Text: Hope Your Birthday Is Stylin'!
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4904 Inside Text: Indulge Yourself And Have An Orgasmic Birthday!
$3.75
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Senility Card
4905 Inside Text: Happy Belated Birthday.
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4906 Inside Text: Have A Productive Birthday.
$3.75
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4907 Inside Text: Enjoy It While It Lasts!
$3.75
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President Obama Card
4908 Inside Text: Have A Barackin' Birthday!
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Chocolate Card
4909 Inside Text: Hope Your Birthday Is All That, And A Creamy Center.
$3.75
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Viagra Card
4910 Inside Text: If Your Birthday Lasts Longer Than 24 Hours, Consult A Physician. Happy Birthday!
$3.75
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Work Card
4911 Inside Text: It's Your Birthday...Work It! Happy Birthday!
$3.75
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Feng Shui Card
4912 Inside Text: Happy Birthday And All That Stuff.
$3.75
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Exercise Card
4913 Inside Text: Feel The Burn, Baby! Happy Birthday!
$3.75
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Oral Sex Card
4914 Inside Text: If Only Your Age Could Go Down So Easily. Happy Birthday!
$3.75
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Recycling Card
4915 Inside Text: Neither Does Re-Gifting. Happy Birthday!
$3.75
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Gossip Card
4916 Inside Text: Rumor Has It You're Another Year Older. Happy Birthday!
$3.75
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Job Security Card
4917 Inside Text: Party Like It's Your Job. Happy Birthday!
$3.75
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Success Card
4918 Inside Text: Congratulations! The Sky's The Limit.
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Homosexuality Card
4919 Inside Text: Birthdays--God's Way Of Insuring We Don't Stay Hot Forever! Happy Birthday
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4920 Inside Text: ...And It Is The First Thing To Go. Happy Birthday!
$3.75
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Jewelry Card
4921 Inside Text: Happy Anniversary.
$3.75
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Porn Card
4922 Inside Text: Happy Birthday To Someone Who Wasn't Porn Yesterday.
$3.75
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Prunes Card
4923 Inside Text: Hope Your Birthday Is All But Regular.
$3.75
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Meetings Card
4925 Inside Text: Have A Happy Birthday. All In Favor, Say Aye.
$3.75
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CDO Card
4926 Inside Text: Hope Your Birthday Is Just Right.
$3.75
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Economics Card
4927 Inside Text: Have A Happy Birthday. It's Free!
$3.75
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Republicans Card
4928 Inside Text: Don't Be An Ass! Have A Happy Birthday!
$3.75
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Purpose Card
4929 Inside Text: ...Mine Is To Wish You A Happy Birthday.
$3.75
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Balding Card
4930 Inside Text: Another Birthday And Not A Hair Out Of Place. Happy Birthday.
$3.75
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Decaf Card
4931 Inside Text: Tall Wishes To A Grande Birthday!
$3.75
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Forgiveness Card
4932 Inside Text: Happy Birthday. Live Long And Prosper!
$3.75
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Mom Giving Finger Card
7209 Inside Text: Happy Mother's Day.
$3.75
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TELEVISION Card
7321 Inside Text: Wishing You A Carefree Father's Day.
$3.75
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BOOTY Card
7331 Inside Text: Congratulations! It's All Behind You Now.
$3.75
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COLLEGE Card
7332 Inside Text: It's Never Too Late To Have A Happy Graduation.
$3.75
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BLOW Card
7333 Inside Text: I Love You...Literally!
$3.75
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LOVE Card
7334 Inside Text: I Love You Come Rain Or Come Shine. Happy Valentine's Day.
$3.75



Happy Thoughts



Happy Thoughts is like the motivational posters we grew up with if only the posters were twisted and talked about taboo subjects like oral sex or homosexuality. These Happy Thoughts are embarrassed by nothing, and no subject is too risque. Like a dictionary definition gone wrong, these cards have everything that seems funny and right.

If a greeting card with a mean edge is what you desire, then these cards have you covered. Take for example our forgiveness card that tells you forgiveness is unnecessary as long as you outlive those people. Or our black president card. There’s something for almost everyone, but remember that not everyone can handle these edgy birthday cards! Gift these naughty cards with care!

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