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Fanphen Card
6601 Inside Text: Happy Birthday From Your Biggest Fan!
$3.75
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Geezerall 40 Card
6602 Inside Text: It's Never Too Late To Have A Happy Birthday...Or Drive A Red Sports Car!
$3.75
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Kisaprinse Card
6603 Inside Text: Happy Birthday. May All Your Wishes Come True.
$3.75
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Slomax Card
6604 Inside Text: Happy Birthday
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Congratulex Card
6605 Inside Text: You're On A High. Congratulations.
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Blingulair XL Card
6606 Inside Text: Rock On! Congratulations On Your Engagement.
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Graduex Card
6607 Inside Text: Congratulations, Graduate.
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Getwellbutrin Card
6608 Inside Text: Feel Better Soon.
$3.75
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Tanxamill Card
6609 Inside Text: Thanks A Million From The Bottom Of My Heart!
$3.75
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Take As Needed Card
A2667OCG Inside Text: (Assorted)
$14.99
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Celebratix Card
C2579BDG Inside Text: Page 2: Indication: Excessive Cravings For Cake And Champagne, Egomania. Recommended By: Dr. Ho Noyu Dint. (Side Effect): May Cause Severe Headaches, Temporary Memory Loss. Page 3: Another Year Older? That's Hard To Swallow! Happy Birthday
$3.75



Take as Needed|Hilarious Pill Jokes



NobleWorks has concocted a hilarious new line of medication-themed greeting cards called "Take As Needed" (TAN), featuring a variety of funny pharmaceuticals indicated for numerous everyday occasions.

This sick new line of hilarious birthday pills includes nine eye- and pill-popping designs that are formulated with just the right amount of wrong ingredients to cure conditions such as old age pills(Geezerall 40), birthday pills (Fanphen, Slomax ER and Kisaprinse), engagement drugs(Blingulair XL), congratulations pills (Congratulex), thank-you medicine (Tanxamill), graduation drugs(Graduex) and, of course, get well pills(Getwelbutrin).

Each card's cover features a colorful blister pack of "medications" and lists their active ingredients; inside verses are accompanied by warnings, common side effects and doctor recommendations. Caution: there is no antidote for these addictive cards!

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