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Midlife Crisis Kit Card
C1981BDG Inside Text: You'Re Never Too Old To Have A Happy Birthday!
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Finally, a practical, useful card for that Birthday boy (?) about to suffer a serious mid life crisis due to increasing age and decreasing hair, stamina, hipness and hotness. The Mid Life Crisis Kit - chock full of time-sensitive items like Rogaine, Viagra, sports car keys and Coachella tickets - is jokingly and educationally pictured for hilarity and helpfulness. The perfect card for the person who is losing everything.
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