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itemId=6281-hanging-in-there-funny-cartoons-anniversary-card|~|code=6281|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=352|~|itemdatenumber=20110715|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Hanging in There Card|~|insidetext=Happy Anniversary!|~|rating=5|~|ratingCount=5|~|price=4.28|~|priceReg=4.28|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/hanging-in-there-card-38.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/hanging-in-there-card-18.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/hanging-in-there-card-19.jpg
Hanging in There Card
6281 Inside Text: Happy Anniversary!
$4.28
itemId=6282-promotion-ass-kiss-funny-cartoons-congratulations-card|~|code=6282|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=5766|~|itemdatenumber=20110715|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Promotion Ass Kiss Card|~|insidetext=Can I Start Kissing Your Ass Now, Or Do I Have To Make An Appointment?|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=4.28|~|priceReg=4.28|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/promotion-ass-kiss-card-34.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/promotion-ass-kiss-card-14.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/promotion-ass-kiss-card-15.jpg
Promotion Ass Kiss Card
6282 Inside Text: Can I Start Kissing Your Ass Now, Or Do I Have To Make An Appointment?
$4.28
itemId=6283-old-school-sex-funny-cartoons-congratulations-card|~|code=6283|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=8050|~|itemdatenumber=20110715|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Old School Sex Card|~|insidetext=Wow, That Was Great! How Was It For You? I’ve Had Better...There’s $20 On The Dresser....Maybe You Should Go. Congratulations On Your New Zygote!|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=4.28|~|priceReg=4.28|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/old-school-sex-card-34.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/old-school-sex-card-14.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/old-school-sex-card-15.jpg
Old School Sex Card
6283 Inside Text: Wow, That Was Great! How Was It For You? I've Had Better...There's $20 On The Dresser....Maybe You Should Go. Congratulations On Your New Zygote!
$4.28
itemId=6284-cluster-fuck-funny-cartoons-all-occasions-card|~|code=6284|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=2816|~|itemdatenumber=20110715|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Cluster Fuck Card|~|insidetext=.....As A Cluster-Fuck And Just Goes Downhill From There. Happy Whatever.|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=4.28|~|priceReg=4.28|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/cluster-fuck-card-34.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/cluster-fuck-card-14.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/cluster-fuck-card-15.jpg
Cluster Fuck Card
6284 Inside Text: .....As A Cluster-Fuck And Just Goes Downhill From There. Happy Whatever.
$4.28
itemId=6285-death-hug-funny-cartoons-happy-birthday-card|~|code=6285|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=3128|~|itemdatenumber=20110715|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Death Hug Card|~|insidetext=...How About A Birthday Hug!?|~|rating=5|~|ratingCount=1|~|price=4.28|~|priceReg=4.28|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/death-hug-card-34.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/death-hug-card-14.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/death-hug-card-15.jpg
Death Hug Card
6285 Inside Text: ...How About A Birthday Hug!?
$4.28
itemId=6286-doodie-head-funny-cartoons-happy-birthday-card|~|code=6286|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=3923|~|itemdatenumber=20110715|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Doodie Head Card|~|insidetext=...Happy Birthday You Big Fat Doodie Head!! Oh Yeah, And Fuck Off Too!|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=4.28|~|priceReg=4.28|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/doodie-head-card-34.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/doodie-head-card-14.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/doodie-head-card-15.jpg
Doodie Head Card
6286 Inside Text: ...Happy Birthday You Big Fat Doodie Head!! Oh Yeah, And Fuck Off Too!
$4.28





Erik Hilliker nails the sassy and sardonic, clever and cheeky, illustrated in colorful and detailed cartoon style, in a collection of Anniversary, Birthday, New Baby, Congratulations and Happy Whatever cards. Wordy, wicked, wonderful and witty, these snarky, sensational greetings are loaded with jokey good cheer along with some churlish doses of reality.

An elderly couple is pictured letting almost everything hang out, involuntarily, thanks to the ravages of gravity, in colorful clothes and an off-color manner; a female egg gets engulfed by frantic male sperm; verbiage tells a blue story of aged decay, while the Grim Reaper lurks and smirks just around the corner; a shadowy guy in a gray suit and hat has the dastardly duty of delivering an insult; a crazed office worker puckers up for some primo promotional butt kissing; and a cell reproduces in living green old school style and then smokes a cigarette with its new zygote.

Nobody lucky enough to receive one of these utterly unique and awesomely funny cards will soon forget it, or you. They'll laugh their asses off or cry their eyes out, just as the occasion portrayed dictates.
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