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Doodyface Card
C4061TYG Inside Text: When Push Comes To Shove, You're Always There For Me. Thank You
$3.75
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Count Kleinmueller Card
C4062BDG Inside Text: Hope Your Birthday Is The Whole Package.
$3.75
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Hat's Off Card
C4063BDG Inside Text: Hat's Off To You Today! Happy Birthday
$3.75
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World's Worst Fart Card
C4064BDG Inside Text: You Know What Else Stinks? Getting Older! Happy Birthday, Anyway
$3.75





Steve Melcher is a two-time Emmy Award-winning TV writer and producer. He has written for such shows as The Dennis Miller Show, The Late Show with David Letterman, and Saturday Night Live. He lives with his family in Los Angeles.

Here, he creates even greater, and funnier, art out of classic oil paintings in this wonderful, cleverly composed collection of Birthday and Thank You cards. So you can show your friends, family members and colleagues that you not only appreciate the masters, but that you can appropriate someone else's sense of humor in order to send out sophisticated and sassy greetings to those so deserving of your discernment.

On one artful, jokey B-Day card, Count Kleinmueller is portrayed, within a doodle frame against a glowing yellow plank board background, attempting to fool the ladies and chaps regarding the size of his family endowment with a tube stock stuffed down his breeches. While on a lovely, laugh-out-loud, gratitude card, little Billy is painted standing on the edge of a picture-perfect plateau, against a vibrant purple stripe background, about to get shoved off into oblivion by a ticked-off girl in a red velvet dress whom he just called "Doodyface;" truly, a lad and card for the ages.

Give the gift of grand artwork and gut-busting hilarity, along with best wishes, good cheer and earnest gratefulness, by picking and sending out these envelope-sized missives of fine rendering and hilarious wording.
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