itemId=c6879bdg-older-than-dirt-hysterical-birthday-printed-greeting-card-joan-lehmann|~|code=C6879BDG|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=847|~|itemdatenumber=20181214|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Older Than Dirt Card|~|insidetext=...And celebrate another year above ground. Happy Birthday from one relic to another!|~|rating=4|~|ratingCount=1|~|price=4.28|~|priceReg=4.28|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://s.yimg.com/aah/yhst-94387763560218/older-than-dirt-card-12.jpg|~|qoimg=https://s.yimg.com/aah/yhst-94387763560218/older-than-dirt-card-43.jpg
They say old is in the eye of the beholder. Well, there's definitely mud in the eye of the gifter of the clever, colorful, chortle-worthy Birthday card spaded up here. You're making no ancient bones about the fact that the B-Day "boy" or "girl" is as aged as the loam itself - and it's time they admit it - when you shovel them out this dirty, funny, fabulous, frank greeting card.
Illustrated in bright blue, purple, orange, green and turf, you'll want to dig up and chuck out this witty and wonderful greeting card to some well-worn individual with a well-developed sense of humor and a realistic outlook on life. To bury them in laughter and good cheer.
The brown side is they are as old as dirt; the bright side is they are still above ground, at least. Lighten any sod's big special celebratory day by unloading this cute, clever, sage and soiled greeting on them.
Birthday Jokes, Quote, Old Farts, Even a Little Porn