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itemId=6319-about-the-blow-job-bk-funny-text-block-all-occasions-card|~|code=6319|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=6492|~|itemdatenumber=20110715|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=About the Blow Job BK Card|~|insidetext=I Am Writing To Express My Interest In The Blow Job.|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/about-the-blow-job-bk-card-34.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/about-the-blow-job-bk-card-14.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/about-the-blow-job-bk-card-15.jpg
About the Blow Job BK Card
6319 Inside Text: I Am Writing To Express My Interest In The Blow Job.
$3.75
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About the Blow Job BD Card
6320 Inside Text: I Am Writing To Express My Interest In The Blow Job. Happy Birthday. Make A Wish And Blow.
$3.75
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Legal Drugs Card
6385 Inside Text: Hope Your Birthday Is A Trip!
$3.75
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Water Fight Card
6386 Inside Text: ...While I Am Waiting For The Water To Boil. Warm Wishes For A Happy Birthday.
$3.75
itemId=6387-sorry-about-later-funny-text-block-blank-card|~|code=6387|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=8055|~|itemdatenumber=20111215|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Sorry About Later Card|~|insidetext=Not Greeted|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/sorry-about-later-card-34.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/sorry-about-later-card-14.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/sorry-about-later-card-15.jpg
Sorry About Later Card
6387 Inside Text: Not Greeted
$3.75
itemId=6388-paula-deen-funny-text-block-friendship-card|~|code=6388|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=6496|~|itemdatenumber=20111215|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=Paula Deen Card|~|insidetext=...More Than Paula Deen Loves Butter!|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/paula-deen-card-34.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/paula-deen-card-14.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/paula-deen-card-15.jpg
Paula Deen Card
6388 Inside Text: ...More Than Paula Deen Loves Butter!
$3.75
itemId=6389-no-jobs-no-hope-no-cash-funny-text-block-birthday-card|~|code=6389|~|orderable=T|~|orderCount=5063|~|itemdatenumber=20111215|~|hasOptions=F|~|hasBlank=F|~|isJumbo=N|~|isAssorted=N|~|name=No Jobs No Hope No Cash Card|~|insidetext=Now We Have No Jobs, No Hope, And No Cash. Here’s Hoping Your Birthday Is Fruitful.|~|rating=0|~|ratingCount=0|~|price=3.75|~|priceReg=3.75|~|priceSale=|~|image=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/no-jobs-no-hope-no-cash-card-34.jpg|~|enlageimage=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/no-jobs-no-hope-no-cash-card-14.jpg|~|qoimg=https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/no-jobs-no-hope-no-cash-card-15.jpg
No Jobs No Hope No Cash Card
6389 Inside Text: Now We Have No Jobs, No Hope, And No Cash. Here's Hoping Your Birthday Is Fruitful.
$3.75





Bright colors, witty verbiage. That's these awesomely shaded and garrulously texted greeting cards in a nutshell; and totality, to be tritely truthful.

If you like your utterly unique and amazingly inventive notecards colorful and concise, vividly illustrated and funnily worded, vibrantly painted and pithily punch lined, then this Birthday, Love and All Occasions greeting card collection is for you - to gloriously and hilariously gift out to those lucky enough to be on the glowing, mirthful, beaming receiving end of these texty missives.

Done up in brilliant blues, yellows, greens and pinks, and writ joyously jokey, these marvelous, minimalist, hysterical cards get the B-Day, V-Day and Everyday job done in stunning, snarky, splendid style.
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