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Asses Card
0690 Inside Text: Now Get Your Ass In Gear And Celebrate.
$3.75
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Christmas Poem Card
1425 Inside Text: Fuck, It Is Fuckin' Cold! Warm Wishes For A Poetic Season.
$3.75
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Birthday Fart Poem Card
5628 Inside Text: The Old Fart Is You Reading This Card. Happy Birthday From The Bottom Of My Fart.
$3.75
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Shitty Poem Card
0864 Inside Text: But Of Them All The Birthday Poops, Are Likely To Engage These Gifts Stink More Year After Year Hence, The Best Shit Comes With Age. Light A Match And Have A Happy Birthday!
$3.75
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Fuck I Do Not Give Card
5619 Inside Text: Happy Fucking Birthday!
$3.75
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No Merlot Birthday Poem Card
5618 Inside Text: Just Fucking Old. Pop The Cork...It's Your Birthday!
$3.75
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Lift A Finger Card
5623 Inside Text: But I Will. Happy Birthday!
$3.75
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Earth is Old Birthday Poem Card
5629 Inside Text: And So Are You. Happy Birthday.
$3.75
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Moms Day Poem Card
0045 Inside Text: ...Why Insects Eat Their Young. Happy Mother's Day!
$3.75
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Birthday Trade Poem Card
5627 Inside Text: ...To Fuck, And Fuck, And Fuck! Happy Fucking Birthday.
$3.75
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Sin Without Conceiving Card
5606 Inside Text: ...Please Teach Us How To Sin Without Conceiving. I Couldn't Conceive Of Not Wishing You A Happy Birthday.
$3.75
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Spit on Tissue Card
0091 Inside Text: (Artwork)
$3.75



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