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Asses Card
0690 Inside Text: Now Get Your Ass In Gear And Celebrate.
$3.75
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Christmas Poem Card
1425 Inside Text: Fuck, It Is Fuckin' Cold! Warm Wishes For A Poetic Season.
$3.75
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Birthday Fart Poem Card
5628 Inside Text: The Old Fart Is You Reading This Card. Happy Birthday From The Bottom Of My Fart.
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Shitty Poem Card
0864 Inside Text: But Of Them All The Birthday Poops, Are Likely To Engage These Gifts Stink More Year After Year Hence, The Best Shit Comes With Age. Light A Match And Have A Happy Birthday!
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Fuck I Do Not Give Card
5619 Inside Text: Happy Fucking Birthday!
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No Merlot Birthday Poem Card
5618 Inside Text: Just Fucking Old. Pop The Cork...It's Your Birthday!
$3.75
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Lift A Finger Card
5623 Inside Text: But I Will. Happy Birthday!
$3.75
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Earth is Old Birthday Poem Card
5629 Inside Text: And So Are You. Happy Birthday.
$3.75
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Moms Day Poem Card
0045 Inside Text: ...Why Insects Eat Their Young. Happy Mother's Day!
$3.75
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Birthday Trade Poem Card
5627 Inside Text: ...To Fuck, And Fuck, And Fuck! Happy Fucking Birthday.
$3.75
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Sin Without Conceiving Card
5606 Inside Text: ...Please Teach Us How To Sin Without Conceiving. I Couldn't Conceive Of Not Wishing You A Happy Birthday.
$3.75
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Spit on Tissue Card
0091 Inside Text: (Artwork)
$3.75



Hilarious Poems



Whether you're looking for poetry Christmas cards or other fun rhyming greetings, you have come to the right place. You probably never suspected it, but NobleWorks Cards has a full cohort of starving poets busy scribbling away Funny Poem Greeting Cards for your reading pleasure. Accompanied by wonderfully hilarious illustrations, these greeting poems will doubtless leave a lasting impression on anyone who receives them, if only because no one in America other than poets has read a poem since elementary school - and those poets mainly read only their own poems anyway.

Our stock of funny poetry cards is suitable for any type of greeting. Funny rhymes from NobleWorks Cards cover the age-old questions pondered by poets since the advent of cuneiform writing: flatulence, bowel movements, sex, birthdays and, of course, Mother's Day. 

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