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DeiCare Card
7900 Inside Text: Have A Truly Sinful Birthday.
$3.75
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Play Cowboys Card
7901 Inside Text: Saddle Up And Have A Happy Birthday.
$3.75
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Hooked on Crack Card
7902 Inside Text: Getting Older Isn't All It's Cracked Up To Be, Is It? Happy Birthday.
$3.75
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Braless Card
7903 Inside Text: Don't Get Your Nipples In A Twist... Just Have A Happy Birthday.
$3.75
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Traced the Call Card
7904 Inside Text: Another Birthday Behind You.
$3.75
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Suicide Help Card
7906 Inside Text: Shoot The Moon... It's Your Birthday.
$3.75
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Farts of Stars Card
7907 Inside Text: Hope Your Birthday Is A Gas.
$3.75
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Rapture Card
7908 Inside Text: Praise The Lord! And Have A Happy Birthday!
$3.75
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Reach Around Card
7910 Inside Text: Reach For The Stars. It's Your Birthday.
$3.75
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Bad Dog Card
7911 Inside Text: Hope Your Birthday Is Da Bomb!
$3.75
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Aarp Card
7912 Inside Text: You Are Now Officially An Old Fart!
$3.75
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Rich White Woman Card
7913 Inside Text: Have A Thriller Of A Birthday!
$3.75
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Erectile Dysfunction Card
7914 Inside Text: Getting Older Doesn't Have To Be So Hard. Happy Birthday!
$3.75
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House of Pancakes Card
7915 Inside Text: Ihop You Have A Happy Birthday!
$3.75
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Brain on Britney Card
7916 Inside Text: It's Your Birthday. Go Out And Kill Some More Brain Cells!
$3.75
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Compliments Card
7917 Inside Text: Another Year Down The Drain! Happy Birthday!
$3.75
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Lassie Get Help Card
7918 Inside Text: Huff A Happy Birthday!
$3.75
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Menopause Streak Card
7919 Inside Text: Hope Your Birthday Is A Scream!
$3.75
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Push Push Push Card
7920 Inside Text: Take A Deep Breath And Celebrate, Celebrate, Celebrate, Congratulations!
$3.75
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Warm in Here Card
7921 Inside Text: Warm Birthday Wishes.
$3.75
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Need to Talk Card
7922 Inside Text: I Shouldn't Have To Axe You Twice To Have A Happy Birthday.
$3.75
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Implants Last Forever Card
7923 Inside Text: Keep It Real On Your Birthday.
$3.75
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Homo Agenda Card
7924 Inside Text: Happy Birthday From Our Trailer To Yours.
$3.75
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Do You Mind Card
7925 Inside Text: Another Year Licked. Happy Birthday!
$3.75
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Five Second Rule Card
7926 Inside Text: Happy Birthday From The Bottom Of My Heart.
$3.75
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Butt Barn Card
7928 Inside Text: Have A Bootylicious Birthday.
$3.75
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Chicken Poop for Soul Card
7929 Inside Text: Get Well Soon.
$3.75
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Eat Shit and Die Card
7930 Inside Text: Live Long And Prosper. Happy Birthday!
$3.75
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Worships My Ass Card
7931 Inside Text: God Bless Your Ass. Happy Birthday!
$3.75
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Prostate Exam Card
7932 Inside Text: Get Your Ass Out Of Bed And Feel Better Soon!
$3.75
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So Damn Ugly Card
7933 Inside Text: Wishing You A Happy Birthday!
$3.75
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Shitburger Card
7934 Inside Text: Happy Birthday And All That Shit.
$3.75
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Grandmas Tits Card
7935 Inside Text: Breast Wishes On Your Birthday!
$3.75
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Sam Andrea Card
7936 Inside Text: Hope Your Birthday Is All It's Cracked Up To Be.
$3.75
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Farting is Art Card
7937 Inside Text: Happy Birthday, Picasso.
$3.75
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Fart Bag Card
7938 Inside Text: Hope Your Ass Has A Blast. Happy Birthday.
$3.75
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Fire Your Ass Card
7939 Inside Text: Hope Your Birthday Kicks Ass!
$3.75
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Chocolate-Boarding Card
7940 Inside Text: Hope Your Birthday Is To Die For!
$3.75
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Cash for Chunkers Card
7941 Inside Text: Hope Your Birthday Is Phat!
$3.75
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Depends Card
7942 Inside Text: Depends. Don't Be A Drip! Have A Happy Birthday!
$3.75
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Echo Point Card
7943 Inside Text: Happy Birthday... Happy Birthday... Happy Birthday... Happy Birthday... Happy Birthday...
$3.75
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Fallen Tits Card
7944 Inside Text: Breast Wishes For A Happy Birthday!
$3.75
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Born to Fart Card
7945 Inside Text: Happy Birthday You Rockin' Old Fart!
$3.75
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Honkers Card
7946 Inside Text: Hope Your Birthday Is A Hoot!
$3.75



Funny Paper Cartoons



Funny Paper is a very risque cartoon line full of fart jokes and menopause humor, but mostly fart jokes. What makes this line of cartoons by Dan Collins unique is that they're drawn in black and white and are never colored. They're drawn for newspaper print, and these comics have appeared in the Delaware Gazette of Delaware, Ohio. That's the story we like to tell at least.

The characters from this line are Little Guy, Gramps and Mighty Man. If you think Little Guy is the little guy who comments randomly in each of the strips or chases fart balloons of the stars, you'd be right! Gramps is obviously the old man who makes blunt comments, and we think Mighty Man might be some kind of superhero.

These hilarious greeting cards are suitably unsuitable for everybody on your best birthday wishes list. The Collins line of funny paper greeting cards is sure to generate a response, so it may be better to mail them rather than give them in person if the recipient lacks a sense of humor. Because these humorous paper greeting cards are flammable, recipients can simply burn them if they become truly incensed upon receiving them. Perhaps some are a bit offensive. But here in the Land of the Free, funny cards like these need to circulate, and at NobleWorks Cards we're doing our bit to get the word out.

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