Sleigh Safety Tests: Humor Christmas Card

Santa Claus flies around in the sky in a gift-laden sleigh covering millions of miles in a single night - and he doesn't even wear a seatbelt. Does he? What with his open air gondola night riding, his tremendous girth, pipe smoking and chimney cleaning habits, Father Christmas isn't exactly thought of as the plump poster boy for Xmas safety. But, apparently, according to the Sleigh Safety Tests Christmas Joke Card at least, old Saint Nick may be a whole lot more crash and health conscious than originally pictured. After all, would a colorful, funny, cartoon Yuletide greeting card tell a lie? Put this red-bordered, reindeer decorated card to the test by sending it flying the way of somebody special this holiday season.