Everyone is well-acquainted with Santa’s big red suit. But what does Santa have under all of that wool? Well, prepare yourself, we have a spoiler alert. It’s a tiny, playfully lacy, black thong. And it’s silk. If you knew how the stratospheric night breeze tickles your bare cheeks when it creeps up your warm, wool pant legs, you may not judge so harshly. TMI? This Santa in a Thong card is a hilarious depiction of a Santa Claus we are getting to know a little more…um…intimately. A funny Santa Christmas card is a great gift for friends, family and coworkers. A hilarious holiday card is appreciated a lot more than a card with a candy cane plopped on the front. Originality and wit show someone that you put a little effort into picking out a card. The idea of Santa in a Thong is both original and witty. But it’s definitely not sexy. Definitely not sexy.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches