Chocolate Calendar: Funny Merry Christmas Greeting Card
Item #: C10177XSG
Cover Reads:
"As one door closes, another opens" she said to herself, as she ate every chocolate in her advent calendar.
Inside Reads:
Wishing you a sweet Christmas! Merry Christmas
Occasion: Christmas
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The humor is truly tasteful, and downright doll delightful, on the hilarious Holiday card for sale here. So, don't hesitate to help yourself, and then all of your friends, relatives and workmates on your Xmas card list, to the deliciously merry Noel greeting. Because who doesn't love chocolate, and a good, satisfying, fulfilling Yuletide joke, with no added seasonal calories!?
Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Chocolate Calendar
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by Bold & Bright
Paper Stock:
Printed on recycled paper
Introduced:
April 14, 2023
UPC:
745469281040
Availability:
In Stock
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100% Recommend this product (2 of 2 responses)
By Too Y.
Charlotte NC
Just the laugh I wanted to send this Christmas
February 26, 2026
Love Noble Works Christmas cards even if I am in the minority of people I still send them to. Can't find any funny Christmas cards in the stores anymore. The cards are not the cheapest, but I think the investment is justified by all the friends I continue to be in touch with including my 91 year old second grade teacher!
Pros
- Very unique, cards you won't find elsewhere.
Cons
- Wish the risque and foul language Christmas cards were separated out into a sub-category.
- No extra envelopes.
By Joy
Atlanta
Fabulous card
December 17, 2025
This is an absolute hilarious card. I know everyone will enjoy opening it for Christmas.