Want Underwear: Funny Birthday Printed Card

Item #: 4760
Cover Reads:
The Doctor Would Like A Stool Sample, A Urine Sample, And A Sperm Sample. What Did She Say? They Want Your Underwear.
Inside Reads:
Listen Carefully: Happy Birthday!
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GREETED (5" x 7")
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Occasion: Birthday

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The real hero in this card is the wife, for her ability to quickly assist the nurse and call out the joys of how her husband has aged with one simple statement. Drawn by the delightfully devious and dirty Daniel Collins, this gross birthday card is a perfect way to harass someone about their age and remind them what's coming around the corner.

Let your rapidly-aging friends know exactly what to expect as they get older with the Want Underwear birthday card. To say this card is dirty would be an understatement, and accurate on several levels. The paper for this card comes from mixed sources of well-managed forests, controlled sources and other recycled materials, so it will degrade and return to nature better than your friend's quickly withering shell of a body. Feel free to remind them of that, too.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Want Underwear
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Cartoon by Daniel Collins
Paper Stock:
Pulp used in the making of this paper came from mixed sources of well managed forests, controlled sources and post-consumer recycled fiber. Printed in the USA.
April 15, 2010
In Stock
Review Summary
32 Reviews
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100% Recommend this product (32 of 32 responses)
By L S.
Charlottesville, VA
From the bottom up
November 28, 2021
Very funny, albeit true for us episodically incontinent oldies!
Laughable Something unexprcted!
By updateCategoryParentjim s.
December 5, 2020
best humor is the truth
By Kate
Too many choices, too few occasions
November 28, 2020
Love your cards. Friends, knowing my personal taste leans to anything but sickly, sweet sentiments, are sometimes nervous about opening my cards in public. Keep up the good work.
Always amusing International delivery can be a bit slow but I blame Covid-19 not you.
By martin
Delray Beach, FL
Stock up on underwear!
September 2, 2020
I'm not quite ready for this phase yet. But I know some guys who are...and, if I stick around long enough, I will be there. So, to plan for the future, I'm keeping my eyes open for underwear sales. Great card! Marty
Very funny---and soon to be true May hit home too hard if you are there already
By Chuck
Rancho Santa Margarita, Ca
Underwear Card
August 24, 2020
Being in the medical field this is so true
The humor
By Nancy
Tighty Whitey
July 18, 2020
Remember what your mom always said?? This is why!!
By Billy R.
San Francisco, CA
Thank the Lord for Noble Works Raunchy Cards
May 15, 2020
I have been known for years for sending the raunchiest cards available, no matter the event, but mostly at Christmas time. My friends wait for my cards. Haven't sent all the cards above yet, but I will through the year. If you haven't already guessed, I have a crazy sense of humor!
By scar
rock creek
funny card
May 13, 2020
great funny card for a great price I,ll be buying more
By Mike
Ann Arbor, Mi
March 6, 2020
quick delivery
good quality card
By Perry
Flushing, New York
Great Card
January 27, 2020
What a great card for an older friend of mine - This will go over great!!!
By Ron
Clovis, CA
Great Card
January 26, 2020
I've bought this card before and everyone I've given it to finds it funny and enjoys receiving it.
By laura
kansas city
so spot-on, it made me laugh
January 19, 2020
if we cant laugh at life, we will live a dull life
fun cards. great price and service. none
By Bonnie
Want Underwear Card
January 4, 2020
So funny. Good card for an elderly married man with a good sense of humor.
Well made card. Good strong paper and nice glossy finish. None
By Jackie
December 5, 2019
I love this card because I - and my friends - are of a certain age where it's foreseeable.
By Gillian
Tyngsboro, MA
Another naughty card...but very funny
November 24, 2019
This one's going to the same chap as the 'Bangkok' card. Don't know what his wife will think but I'm not too worried as she has a good sense of humor.
By Stan
All Great!
November 4, 2019
I ordered this card and five others and I was completely satisfied with all of them. The quality is as good as any card that you would buy in a store and I love being able to select cards that were geared more towards adult humor.
The price is right and it is a pleasure to be able to find the type of card that I want, select it, and have it show up at my door with no extra charge for delivery. Much better than going to the store and buying whatever you can find as opposed to what you want. None
By Polly
This Side of Raunchy
October 10, 2019
The way things are going in the world nowadays one needs a wee bit of raunchy humor...a wee bit. This card fit the bill. Everyone had a nice laugh over it. Mission accomplished.
By Julie
Albany, NY
September 6, 2019
My husband received this card. It is so funny that I bought it from Noble Works and gave it to a friend for his birthday. It was a big hit there too!
By John
Yachats, OR
How do you get your underwear to fit in that little cup?
September 2, 2019
I thought this was funny even though I don't wear underwear.
Clever and well drawn Add a dirty underwear popup when you open the card?
By Beth
August 2, 2019
Very fitting
By Mary
Great Card
July 18, 2019
The card is well made, funny, just what we were looking for and it was shipped to us quickly.
By tommy
schenectady, NY
clever !
July 13, 2019
so funny, just all around perfect card !!!
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By Godfrey
Scarborough Canada
Very good
April 19, 2019
Cannot buy in store
Good None
By Jo
We'll all be there one day
March 29, 2019
By Patsy
Myrtle Beach,SC
Hilarious card for the right person
March 22, 2019
We have a few friends in mind that we'd like to send this card to. Cards are of good quality and arrived in perfect condition.
Richboro, pa
Great Humor
March 17, 2019
Enjoyed shopping on this site so much I bookedmark it. Dilivery of card fast. Look forward to shopping for more cards.
Easy website to use, infinite inventory. So much easier sitting at your computer and making a selection. Cost, half the expense of local Card store Can't think of any
February 16, 2019
I got a kick outta this card ! I resemble that remark ! ( not really ! ) it's great to give to an old friend who knows what aging is doing to him/her !
The satire is bold & humorous !
By Mary
Tucson Arizona
Funny Card
February 12, 2019
If you want really funny, not stupid or completely disgusting, these guys are the place to purchase greeting cards.
By Dennis
Gun Barrel City, TX
Do-All underwear
December 21, 2018
Loved this one-very funny.
By Harry
Montreal, Quebec, Canada
September 23, 2018
I have been getting your cards for various occasions for a number of years. Love the humor. Also appreciate the good service.