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Want Underwear: Funny Birthday Printed Card

Item #: 4760
Cover Reads: The Doctor Would Like A Stool Sample, A Urine Sample, And A Sperm Sample. What Did She Say? They Want Your Underwear.
Inside Reads: Listen Carefully: Happy Birthday!
GREETED version (5" x 7")
BLANK version (not greeted 5" x 7")
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Funny Birthday Printed Card by Daniel Collins from - Want Underwear image 1Funny Birthday Printed Card by Daniel Collins from - Want Underwear image 2

Occasion: Birthday

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The real hero in this card is the wife, for her ability to quickly assist the nurse and call out the joys of how her husband has aged with one simple statement. Drawn by the delightfully devious and dirty Daniel Collins, this gross birthday card is a perfect way to harass someone about their age and remind them what's coming around the corner.

Let your rapidly-aging friends know exactly what to expect as they get older with the Want Underwear birthday card. To say this card is dirty would be an understatement, and accurate on several levels. The paper for this card comes from mixed sources of well-managed forests, controlled sources and other recycled materials, so it will degrade and return to nature better than your friend's quickly withering shell of a body. Feel free to remind them of that, too.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Want Underwear Card
Occasion: Birthday
Line: Cartoons
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: Daniel Collins
Credit: Cartoon by Daniel Collins
Paper Stock: Pulp used in the making of this paper came from mixed sources of well managed forests, controlled sources and post-consumer recycled fiber. Printed in the USA.
Introduced: April 15, 2010
UPC: 745469047608
Availability: In Stock
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29 Reviews
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100% Recommend this product (29 of 29 responses)
By martin
Delray Beach, FL
September 2, 2020
Stock up on underwear!
I'm not quite ready for this phase yet. But I know some guys who are...and, if I stick around long enough, I will be there. So, to plan for the future, I'm keeping my eyes open for underwear sales. Great card! Marty
ProsVery funny---and soon to be true
ConsMay hit home too hard if you are there already
By Chuck
Rancho Santa Margarita, Ca
August 24, 2020
Underwear Card
Being in the medical field this is so true
ProsThe humor
By Nancy
July 18, 2020
Tighty Whitey
Remember what your mom always said?? This is why!!
By Billy Regner
San Francisco, CA
May 15, 2020
Thank the Lord for Noble Works Raunchy Cards
I have been known for years for sending the raunchiest cards available, no matter the event, but mostly at Christmas time. My friends wait for my cards. Haven't sent all the cards above yet, but I will through the year. If you haven't already guessed, I have a crazy sense of humor!
By scar
rock creek
May 13, 2020
funny card
great funny card for a great price I,ll be buying more
By Mike
Ann Arbor, Mi
March 6, 2020
quick delivery
Prosgood quality card
By Perry
Flushing, New York
January 27, 2020
Great Card
What a great card for an older friend of mine - This will go over great!!!
By Ron
Clovis, CA
January 26, 2020
Great Card
I've bought this card before and everyone I've given it to finds it funny and enjoys receiving it.
By laura
kansas city
January 19, 2020
so spot-on, it made me laugh
if we cant laugh at life, we will live a dull life
Prosfun cards. great price and service.
By Bonnie
January 4, 2020
Want Underwear Card
So funny. Good card for an elderly married man with a good sense of humor.
ProsWell made card. Good strong paper and nice glossy finish.
By Jackie
December 5, 2019
I love this card because I - and my friends - are of a certain age where it's foreseeable.
By Gillian
Tyngsboro, MA
November 24, 2019
Another naughty card...but very funny
This one's going to the same chap as the 'Bangkok' card. Don't know what his wife will think but I'm not too worried as she has a good sense of humor.
By Stan
November 4, 2019
All Great!
I ordered this card and five others and I was completely satisfied with all of them. The quality is as good as any card that you would buy in a store and I love being able to select cards that were geared more towards adult humor.
ProsThe price is right and it is a pleasure to be able to find the type of card that I want, select it, and have it show up at my door with no extra charge for delivery. Much better than going to the store and buying whatever you can find as opposed to what you want.
By Polly
October 10, 2019
This Side of Raunchy
The way things are going in the world nowadays one needs a wee bit of raunchy humor...a wee bit. This card fit the bill. Everyone had a nice laugh over it. Mission accomplished.
By Julie
Albany, NY
September 6, 2019
My husband received this card. It is so funny that I bought it from Noble Works and gave it to a friend for his birthday. It was a big hit there too!
By John
Yachats, OR
September 2, 2019
How do you get your underwear to fit in that little cup?
I thought this was funny even though I don't wear underwear.
ProsClever and well drawn
ConsAdd a dirty underwear popup when you open the card?
By Beth
August 2, 2019
Very fitting
By Mary
July 18, 2019
Great Card
The card is well made, funny, just what we were looking for and it was shipped to us quickly.
By tommy
schenectady, NY
July 13, 2019
clever !
so funny, just all around perfect card !!!
By Godfrey
Scarborough Canada
April 19, 2019
Very good
Cannot buy in store
By Jo
March 29, 2019
We'll all be there one day
By Patsy
Myrtle Beach,SC
March 22, 2019
Hilarious card for the right person
We have a few friends in mind that we'd like to send this card to. Cards are of good quality and arrived in perfect condition.
Richboro, pa
March 17, 2019
Great Humor
Enjoyed shopping on this site so much I bookedmark it. Dilivery of card fast. Look forward to shopping for more cards.
ProsEasy website to use, infinite inventory. So much easier sitting at your computer and making a selection. Cost, half the expense of local Card store
ConsCan't think of any
February 16, 2019
I got a kick outta this card ! I resemble that remark ! ( not really ! ) it's great to give to an old friend who knows what aging is doing to him/her !
ProsThe satire is bold & humorous !
By Mary
Tucson Arizona
February 12, 2019
Funny Card
If you want really funny, not stupid or completely disgusting, these guys are the place to purchase greeting cards.
By Dennis
Gun Barrel City, TX
December 21, 2018
Do-All underwear
Loved this one-very funny.
By Harry
Montreal, Quebec, Canada
September 23, 2018
I have been getting your cards for various occasions for a number of years. Love the humor. Also appreciate the good service.
By P.H. Wilson
San Diego, CA
June 25, 2018
Choose your audience wisely
Very clever, only marginally racy, but--nonetheless--be sure and pick the proper recipient for this one.
By Bruce
Boone, Iowa
March 1, 2018
Just like all the humorous cards.
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