Want Underwear: Funny Birthday Printed Card

Item #: 4760
Cover Reads: The Doctor Would Like A Stool Sample, A Urine Sample, And A Sperm Sample. What Did She Say? They Want Your Underwear.
Inside Reads: Listen Carefully: Happy Birthday!
GREETED version (5" x 7")
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Occasion: Birthday

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The real hero in this card is the wife, for her ability to quickly assist the nurse and call out the joys of how her husband has aged with one simple statement. Drawn by the delightfully devious and dirty Daniel Collins, this gross birthday card is a perfect way to harass someone about their age and remind them what's coming around the corner.

Let your rapidly-aging friends know exactly what to expect as they get older with the Want Underwear birthday card. To say this card is dirty would be an understatement, and accurate on several levels. The paper for this card comes from mixed sources of well-managed forests, controlled sources and other recycled materials, so it will degrade and return to nature better than your friend's quickly withering shell of a body. Feel free to remind them of that, too.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Want Underwear Card
Occasion: Birthday
Line: Cartoons
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: Daniel Collins
Credit: Cartoon by Daniel Collins
Paper Stock: Pulp used in the making of this paper came from mixed sources of well managed forests, controlled sources and post-consumer recycled fiber. Printed in the USA.
Introduced: April 15, 2010
UPC: 745469047608
Availability: In Stock
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100% Recommend this product (7 of 7 responses)
By TME
Richboro, pa
March 17, 2019
Great Humor
Enjoyed shopping on this site so much I bookedmark it. Dilivery of card fast. Look forward to shopping for more cards.
ProsEasy website to use, infinite inventory. So much easier sitting at your computer and making a selection. Cost, half the expense of local Card store
ConsCan't think of any
By PAUL BIGBY, I I
CA
February 16, 2019
WANT UNDERWEAR CARD
I got a kick outta this card ! I resemble that remark ! ( not really ! ) it's great to give to an old friend who knows what aging is doing to him/her !
ProsThe satire is bold & humorous !
By Mary
Tucson Arizona
February 12, 2019
Funny Card
If you want really funny, not stupid or completely disgusting, these guys are the place to purchase greeting cards.
By Dennis
Gun Barrel City, TX
December 21, 2018
Do-All underwear
Loved this one-very funny.
By Harry
Montreal, Quebec, Canada
September 23, 2018
FU-U-U-N-N-Y
I have been getting your cards for various occasions for a number of years. Love the humor. Also appreciate the good service.
By P.H. Wilson
San Diego, CA
June 25, 2018
Choose your audience wisely
Very clever, only marginally racy, but--nonetheless--be sure and pick the proper recipient for this one.
By Bruce
Boone, Iowa
March 1, 2018
Hilarious!
Just like all the humorous cards.
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