Want Underwear: Funny Birthday Printed Card

Item #: 4760
Cover Reads:
The Doctor Would Like A Stool Sample, A Urine Sample, And A Sperm Sample. What Did She Say? They Want Your Underwear.
Inside Reads:
Listen Carefully: Happy Birthday!
GREETED version (5" x 7")
BLANK version (not greeted 5" x 7")
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Occasion: Birthday

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The real hero in this card is the wife, for her ability to quickly assist the nurse and call out the joys of how her husband has aged with one simple statement. Drawn by the delightfully devious and dirty Daniel Collins, this gross birthday card is a perfect way to harass someone about their age and remind them what's coming around the corner.

Let your rapidly-aging friends know exactly what to expect as they get older with the Want Underwear birthday card. To say this card is dirty would be an understatement, and accurate on several levels. The paper for this card comes from mixed sources of well-managed forests, controlled sources and other recycled materials, so it will degrade and return to nature better than your friend's quickly withering shell of a body. Feel free to remind them of that, too.

Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Want Underwear
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Cartoon by Daniel Collins
Paper Stock:
Pulp used in the making of this paper came from mixed sources of well managed forests, controlled sources and post-consumer recycled fiber. Printed in the USA.
April 15, 2010
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