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Constitution: Hysterical Birthday Paper Card

Item #: 0753
Cover Reads: I Still Think We Should Include Something In The Constitution In Case The People Elect A Friggin' Moron.
Inside Reads: Your Birthday Constitutes A Celebration! Happy Birthday!
GREETED version (5" x 7")
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Occasion: Birthday

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This card is funny because we wish it were true. If we at NobleWorks Cards had our way, we'd pass a law that says anyone who wants to be president should be disqualified from running for president because they are clearly insane. Seriously, anyone who wants that job can't be in their right mind.

This funny constitution card will have you laughing for days, especially after the headlines of the day get read. This politically charged funny birthday card is available only at NobleWorks, where we carry a huge selection of off-color, politically incorrect and raunchy birthday cards. You won't find cards like these at the grocery store. Our funny birthday cards are perfect for your twisted friends who love a good joke.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Constitution Card
Occasion: Birthday
Line: RedRocket
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: NobleWorks Inc
Credit: Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock: This card is printed on FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A.
Introduced: December 15, 2007
UPC: 745469007534
Availability: In Stock
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100% Recommend this product (6 of 6 responses)
By Jan
Arizona
April 5, 2020
Great humor
Perhaps only really funny to half the population right now, but sure fit my feelings
Prossophisticated humor
Consonly going to please Democrats
By head
Milwaukee Wi
March 22, 2020
funny card and very timely
I think this card is very timely and perfect for our friends that can relate to the situation at hand.
By HH
NYS
March 13, 2020
Funny!
Sister loved it!
By Pat
New York
March 2, 2020
Exactly as advertised
Arrived just as it was advertised and described, glossy and high quality
By Susanne Regalado
Colorado Springs CO
January 29, 2020
these cards are great
I love all your cards, and the people I give them to enjoy them as well!
By Michele
Portland, Maine
January 27, 2019
Love NobeWorks and this card
I had never thought to order cards online before but I loved this birthday card and my store was out so I went online to see where I could find it and lo and behold, I learned I could go straight to the source.
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