The Entrance: Humorous Birthday Paper Greeting Card
Item #: C8666BDG
Cover Reads:
Patient: My butt has been hurting. Doctor: Where exactly does it hurt? Patient: By the entrance. Doctor: It's going to hurt as long as you call it an entrance.
Inside Reads:
Wishing you a Happy Birthday no ifs, ands, or butts!
Occasion: Birthday
Indeed, it sounds like the pictured physician's patient has things ass backwards when it comes to good heinie health. It's all in good, clean, safe, cardboard card fun, however, to get a special friend, relative or colleague laughing their derriere off on the joyful occasion of their latest Birthday. The colorful, clever, insightful, hysterical Birthday gag greeting will put any painful thoughts about turning another year older behind that aging Birthday boy or girl, eliminate all bummers, and allow them to truly and hilariously celebrate their ass off!
Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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100% Recommend this product (4 of 4 responses)
By Tom
San Diego
Hilarious
November 26, 2025
Love this one, but you gotta know your audience when sending this one out :)
Pros
- funny
By Joe N.
Savannah Ga
Funny BIRTHDAY Card
November 26, 2025
Very funny Birthday Card. The person I gave this to just loved it. Always appreciate their cards since they are always a hit with the recipients & one of a kind.
By ERNIE C.
Georgia
Can’t stop laughing
November 26, 2025
When I read this card I absolutely couldn’t stop laughing, I can utterly can just think about what it says and i break out laughing again 😂😂😂
Pros
- Don
Cons
- None
By Pam
Kansas
Adult card
November 25, 2025
I love your selection of adult cards, but wish you would add the Adult Card category to filters.