Needs A Crown: Funny Birthday Greeting Card for Women

Item #: 5581
Cover Reads:
My Dentist Told Me I Need A Crown. I Was Like, I Know, Right?
Inside Reads:
You Rule! Happy Birthday
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They say there's no royalty in America. We disagree. We've seen all the people acting like princes and princesses, strutting their stuff, flaunting their entitlement like the fringe on their faux pleather jackets or whatever overpriced fads they are wearing. The truth, however, is that a lot of those "royals" will proudly cop to acting that way. At NobleWorks, this hilarious birthday card can help you put them in their place.

This funny birthday card is for the birthday princess, or maybe even the queen, who believes that the only thing that they might be missing is their crown. Featuring vintage art in a concept designed here at NobleWorks, you can let them know that you agree that they might just be royalty. Majestic Happy Birthday wishes.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Needs A Crown
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Printed on recycled paper
January 1, 2014
In Stock
Review Summary
35 Reviews
89% (31)
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97% Recommend this product (34 of 35 responses)
By Travis
Washington, DC
June 5, 2022
Laughed out loud!
By Carol R.
Carson City NMV
great card
December 21, 2020
The card is great but did arrive slightly bent and I don't like the fact it was in a very plastic non recyclable envelope.
  • Fun card, good paper.
  • heavy plastic mailer. Come people... Paper...not plastic!
  • Card was slightly bent. Needed a cardboard inseret to keep it stiff.
By Hack19
Los Altos, California
Great cards, quick turnaround
November 6, 2020
The website makes it easy to select cards that suit your needs. I especially appreciate the wide variety of cards, in particular, those that are humorous and slightly raunchy. I have a hard time finding similar cards anywhere else.
By kbkazoo
perfect. just perfect
September 18, 2020
this is one of those cards that you can send to just about anyone and it makes them laugh
  • so much fun
By Uche
Very funny
September 7, 2020
I read it once but can't stop myself from laughing multiple times 😜
By John
Great Card
July 8, 2020
Very good card.
By Mitzi
Lighthouse Point , FL
Great Cards!!!
June 14, 2020
Noble Works makes selecting cards so easy & what an amazing selection they have to offer. The cards arrive promptly without any extra charge for shipping so it makes it easy to keep a supply on hand. I love using their services!!!
  • Great cards
  • No cons
By Crystal
Very funny
June 6, 2020
Once again, the perfect person for this card will get a kick out of it.
  • Just the right card for my needs.
By M
May 23, 2020
so many people to give this card to!!
By Love2Shop
San Diego
Perfect Girlfriend Card
May 17, 2020
Gave this to my cousin - we're like best girlfriends all our lives. The minute she saw it, she could not stop laughing. It was a fun card. Love Noble Works for all my card needs!
  • Great selection of cards, fast free shipping and fantastic discount promotions. What's not to love?
  • None, none whatsoever!
By John
For a sassy one
May 2, 2020
Give it to her birthday for a good chuckle!
By Merle
Metairie, La
I love this card!
April 21, 2020
I was so happy to find this card, it is perfect for my girlfriends and I can’t wait to send it on their birthdays.
By Rich L.
Woodridge, illinois
March 16, 2020
I gave this to my sister in law. She thought it was a great way to let our children know they are not entitled to anything
  • Poignant reminder of humility
By Elizabeth
Funniest birthday card ever
March 14, 2020
People at the birthday party loved the card and wanted to know where I bought it.
By John
Instant laugh!
February 15, 2020
I bought a number of these for special friends who I thought, and hoped, would find it as funny as I did.
  • Good picture of a woman who just might be a bit too full of herself.
By Donna
Missouri City, Texas
She Laughed So Hard
January 26, 2020
The perfect card for my friend who celebrated her 50th birthday.
By GPsy
Funny and cleaver
January 20, 2020
Perfect for the diva on your list.
By Bob A.
Arlington, VA
Never fails to get a laugh or smile
December 9, 2019
This card just tickles the funny bone as soon as you read it. Made for the "special" people in your circle. High quality, printed in the U.S. and delivered to your door - Nobleworks makes it easy to be a great birthday celebrator.
By laura
kansas city
a card for your best girlfriend
September 8, 2019
this card is hysterical and makes getting older less painful
By Jannysue@aol c.
Fullerton Ca
Perfect card
September 6, 2019
Bought this a couple of times for my girlfriends they laughed and kept the card!!
By King J.
Yachats, OR
For that special someone
September 2, 2019
We all know someone who should get this card.
  • Great picture princess
  • It wasn't free?
By Linnie
Clever card!
August 25, 2019
I bought this for my dentist. She is going to love it!
By Anne
Blue Fidge, GA
For the princess
July 25, 2019
Perfect for that "princess" in the group.
  • Received within the week.
By Laurie
Funny, funny stuff!
June 16, 2019
Love this card in particular, but really love Nobleworks in general! The cards run the gamut from sentimental sweet ones you could give to your Grandmother to full-on bawdy, no holds barred humor. And NO ONE is spared!
  • Peruse and choose cards at your convenience.
  • Cleaning the coffee and boogers off your computer screen while perusing the selection of wickedly funny cards.
By grammy2skymar
Perfect for that "perfect" girl friend!
May 31, 2019
This card was a hit with a friend who always has it together (or thinks she does).
By Jojo
Very funny
May 10, 2019
Got for a dental hygienist friend -how perfect!
By Clark
Clearwater Beach
Loved the card and the price
February 11, 2019
Came quickly with envelope ready for me to mail to my granddaughter who is away at college. Have since ordered and received a Valentine’s Day card. This is how I will purchase greeting cards from now on. I like the large selection.
  • Price, large selection
  • Takes a couple of days so you need to plan ahead and not wait until the last minute.
Chicago, Illinoid
Everyone loves this card!!
February 4, 2019
so true and so funny!
By Lee
Clermont, FL
I can see through the envelope
September 7, 2018
I have ordered several cards and they always come with the cheapest plain white envelopes. I can see completely see the card when placed in the envelope. I am not sure I will order again.
By lizardo
Reston, VA
perfect-for so many I know
May 31, 2018
Come on. It's perfect. :oD
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