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Needs A Crown: Hilarious Birthday Paper Greeting Card

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GREETED version (5" x 7")
BLANK version (not greeted 5" x 7")
The more you buy of the same card, the more you save!
1$4.28 ea.
2 - 7$3.25 ea.
8+$2.75 ea.
Item #: 5581
Cover Reads: My Dentist Told Me I Need A Crown. I Was Like, I Know, Right?
Inside Reads: You Rule! Happy Birthday

Occasion: Birthday

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They say there's no royalty in America. We disagree. We've seen all the people acting like princes and princesses, strutting their stuff, flaunting their entitlement like the fringe on their faux pleather jackets or whatever overpriced fads they are wearing. The truth, however, is that a lot of those "royals" will proudly cop to acting that way. At NobleWorks, this hilarious birthday card can help you put them in their place.

This funny birthday card is for the birthday princess, or maybe even the queen, who believes that the only thing that they might be missing is their crown. Featuring vintage art in a concept designed here at NobleWorks, you can let them know that you agree that they might just be royalty. Majestic Happy Birthday wishes.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Needs A Crown Card
Occasion: Birthday
Line: Talk Bubbles
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: NobleWorks Inc
Credit: Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock: Printed on recycled paper
Introduced: January 01, 2014
UPC: 745469055818
Availability: In Stock
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33 Reviews
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97% Recommend this product (32 of 33 responses)
By Hack19
Los Altos, California
November 6, 2020
Great cards, quick turnaround
The website makes it easy to select cards that suit your needs. I especially appreciate the wide variety of cards, in particular, those that are humorous and slightly raunchy. I have a hard time finding similar cards anywhere else.
By kbkazoo
September 18, 2020
perfect. just perfect
this is one of those cards that you can send to just about anyone and it makes them laugh
Prosso much fun
By Uche
September 7, 2020
Very funny
I read it once but can't stop myself from laughing multiple times ?
By John
July 8, 2020
Great Card
Very good card.
By Mitzi
Lighthouse Point , FL
June 14, 2020
Great Cards!!!
Noble Works makes selecting cards so easy & what an amazing selection they have to offer. The cards arrive promptly without any extra charge for shipping so it makes it easy to keep a supply on hand. I love using their services!!!
ProsGreat cards
ConsNo cons
By Crystal
June 6, 2020
Very funny
Once again, the perfect person for this card will get a kick out of it.
ProsJust the right card for my needs.
By M
May 23, 2020
so many people to give this card to!!
By Love2Shop
San Diego
May 17, 2020
Perfect Girlfriend Card
Gave this to my cousin - we're like best girlfriends all our lives. The minute she saw it, she could not stop laughing. It was a fun card. Love Noble Works for all my card needs!
ProsGreat selection of cards, fast free shipping and fantastic discount promotions. What's not to love?
ConsNone, none whatsoever!
By John
May 2, 2020
For a sassy one
Give it to her birthday for a good chuckle!
By Merle
Metairie, La
April 21, 2020
I love this card!
I was so happy to find this card, it is perfect for my girlfriends and I can’t wait to send it on their birthdays.
By Rich Lange
Woodridge, illinois
March 16, 2020
I gave this to my sister in law. She thought it was a great way to let our children know they are not entitled to anything
ProsPoignant reminder of humility
By Elizabeth
March 14, 2020
Funniest birthday card ever
People at the birthday party loved the card and wanted to know where I bought it.
By John
February 15, 2020
Instant laugh!
I bought a number of these for special friends who I thought, and hoped, would find it as funny as I did.
ProsGood picture of a woman who just might be a bit too full of herself.
By Donna
Missouri City, Texas
January 26, 2020
She Laughed So Hard
The perfect card for my friend who celebrated her 50th birthday.
By GPsy
January 20, 2020
Funny and cleaver
Perfect for the diva on your list.
By Bob A
Arlington, VA
December 9, 2019
Never fails to get a laugh or smile
This card just tickles the funny bone as soon as you read it. Made for the "special" people in your circle. High quality, printed in the U.S. and delivered to your door - Nobleworks makes it easy to be a great birthday celebrator.
By laura
kansas city
September 8, 2019
a card for your best girlfriend
this card is hysterical and makes getting older less painful
Fullerton Ca
September 6, 2019
Perfect card
Bought this a couple of times for my girlfriends they laughed and kept the card!!
By King John
Yachats, OR
September 2, 2019
For that special someone
We all know someone who should get this card.
ProsGreat picture princess
ConsIt wasn't free?
By Linnie
August 25, 2019
Clever card!
I bought this for my dentist. She is going to love it!
By Anne
Blue Fidge, GA
July 25, 2019
For the princess
Perfect for that "princess" in the group.
ProsReceived within the week.
By Laurie
June 16, 2019
Funny, funny stuff!
Love this card in particular, but really love Nobleworks in general! The cards run the gamut from sentimental sweet ones you could give to your Grandmother to full-on bawdy, no holds barred humor. And NO ONE is spared!
ProsPeruse and choose cards at your convenience.
ConsCleaning the coffee and boogers off your computer screen while perusing the selection of wickedly funny cards.
By grammy2skymar
May 31, 2019
Perfect for that "perfect" girl friend!
This card was a hit with a friend who always has it together (or thinks she does).
By Jojo
May 10, 2019
Very funny
Got for a dental hygienist friend -how perfect!
By Clark
Clearwater Beach
February 11, 2019
Loved the card and the price
Came quickly with envelope ready for me to mail to my granddaughter who is away at college. Have since ordered and received a Valentine’s Day card. This is how I will purchase greeting cards from now on. I like the large selection.
ProsPrice, large selection
ConsTakes a couple of days so you need to plan ahead and not wait until the last minute.
Chicago, Illinoid
February 4, 2019
Everyone loves this card!!
so true and so funny!
By Lee
Clermont, FL
September 7, 2018
I can see through the envelope
I have ordered several cards and they always come with the cheapest plain white envelopes. I can see completely see the card when placed in the envelope. I am not sure I will order again.
By lizardo
Reston, VA
May 31, 2018
perfect-for so many I know
Come on. It's perfect. :oD
By Ralph
Salt Lake City, UT (84101)
May 3, 2018
Choice card !
A very humorous b-day card for my daughter!
By Babs
Newport Beach, CA
March 19, 2018
Always finding the perfect card
Since many card stores have closed and I send birthday cards, etc to my clientele, I have found
Nobleworks cards to be a GREAT site to find all kinds of cards. I prefer humerous cards, but clean
and they have a bunch of them. This needs a crown card has garnered lots of praise. My favorite
artist is Tim Whyatt, an Australian cartoonist is pretty much on the edge of raunchy for all of his
cards, but my clients love them.
Proshuge selection
Conswebsite is clunky getting back and forth between your shopping basket and where you left off
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