Well, at least the tea-drinking old lady cartoon pictured on this hilarious B-Day card isn't hard of hearing; but still, it's sort of tough to carry on a coherent conversation with some ancient ma'am who can't even remember what she said five seconds earlier. You can make a female (or male) friend's Birthday memorable, however, by gifting them this colorful and humorous card. Just make sure it doesn't turn into a "Belated" Birthday greeting - then the joke's kind of on you.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches