Never Too Late Woman: Humorous Birthday Paper Card
Item #: C10789BDG
Cover Reads:
It's Never Too Late To Be What You Want To Be. Unless You Want To Be Younger. Then You're Screwed.
Inside Reads:
It's never too late to wish you a Happy Birthday!
Occasion: Birthday
Balloons, gift bags and boxes, flowers, a great joke and a colorful photo of a stylish older woman - this wonderful and hilarious Birthday card has it all! Except a formula for getting younger. Any of your mature or downright elderly friends, relatives and coworkers will enjoy getting the honestly hysterical greeting in good natured, laughing celebration of their latest Birthday. And funnily frankly, what's wrong with getting screwed?
Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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100% Recommend this product (3 of 3 responses)
By Debra K.
Indianapolis, IN
Very funny card for women friends
September 23, 2026
This card would be great for most of my friends who are women.
Pros
- Really funny
Cons
- No cons
By RHJ
CALIFORNIA
GETTING OLD
March 27, 2026
AS ME AND MY GAL FRIENDS GET OLDER THIS IS PEFECT
By Bonnie
Hudson, FL
great card
December 2, 2025
very funny