A classy, brown-haired lady sitting in a blue and gold upholstered chair ponders a piece of profane advice on a different plane as she ages; on this classic, hilarious, profound B-Day greeting card. Brightly and beautifully rendered, and bowel-movingly captioned, this lovely, laugh-out-loud, philosophical card is fit for anybody caught up in the aging and gauging process, but still has there crap together to some degree. Do be fickle and fecal when it comes to selecting your Birthday cards, and secrete and excrete this one on out to somebody special.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches