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Getting Too Old: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

Item #: C7239BDG
Cover Reads:
Every day I understand the phrase "We're getting too old for this shit" on a deeper level.
Inside Reads:
You're never too old to have a Happy Birthday!
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A classy, brown-haired lady sitting in a blue and gold upholstered chair ponders a piece of profane advice on a different plane as she ages; on this classic, hilarious, profound B-Day greeting card. Brightly and beautifully rendered, and bowel-movingly captioned, this lovely, laugh-out-loud, philosophical card is fit for anybody caught up in the aging and gauging process, but still has there crap together to some degree. Do be fickle and fecal when it comes to selecting your Birthday cards, and secrete and excrete this one on out to somebody special.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Getting Too Old
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Contains 10% post-consumer recycled fiber
Introduced:
May 15, 2019
UPC:
745469236279
Availability:
In Stock
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By Cathy
Carolina Beach NC
Good girlfriend card!
August 29, 2019
Could not have said it better!