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I'll be a Stripper: Funny Birthday Paper Greeting Card

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GREETED version (5" x 7")
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1$4.28 ea.
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Item #: 4352
Cover Reads: Fuck This Shit. I'll Be A Stripper.
Inside Reads: Happy Fuckin' Birthday.

Occasion: Birthday

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Math is hard, y'all. We don't blame this girl a bit. The amount of jobs out there that require formulas that complex are as rare as two-dollar bills, so we can sympathize with her sentiment. Goal-setting is good for girls and the goal this girl has set for herself will be good for her wallet one day. At least addition is easy enough.

Give this naughty birthday card to your adult friends and reminisce about your days in school and the careers that you dreamed about while growing up. Designed by the twisted humorist at NobleWorks, it's printed on FSC-certified sustainable source pulp, so you won't be stripping the planet of a lot of valuable resources. Available card by card, or in bulk quantities, stock up on a delightfully funny birthday card.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Ill be a Stripper Card
Occasion: Birthday
Line: Cartoons
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: NobleWorks Inc
Credit: Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock: This card is printed on FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A.
Introduced: December 15, 2011
UPC: 745469043525
Availability: In Stock
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Review Summary
32 Reviews
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97% Recommend this product (31 of 32 responses)
By Uche
September 7, 2020
Very funny
I'll definitely recommend this item to my mum
By Mom
Phoenix Az
September 5, 2020
Excellent card for someone with a wicked sense of humor
By Crystal
June 6, 2020
Very Funny
I have just the right person to send this to.
By Dick
May 31, 2020
Good quality cards
Nice to be able to finally find something different for those "special" friends
ConsWish you had more of a selection of clever cards.
By Melanie
May 15, 2020
Made him crack up!
I love these cards. Everyone of them are so funny. Everyone cracks up. We need laughter at this time! Great quality! I'll definitely buy more.
ProsFunny, personal, great quality!
By Heidi
Rhode Island
May 10, 2020
I got thanked for sending a bday card
You don't expect to be thanked for sending a bday card. But I got a text as soon as my brother-in-law opened this card. He loved it. A very funny card.
Prosthe art work and the humor
By Nadine
Miami, FL
May 2, 2020
Funniest Card ever!
Every time I send this card it gets a great laugh.
By Alyce Streich
April 4, 2020
STEM not for everyone
By Wayne
February 15, 2020
I know this person
Love it will order more
By Trish
Florida Panhandle
January 27, 2020
So true
This card isn’t going anywhere but my board in my home office. I hated math with a passion and although I didn’t grow up to be a stripper, I did drive tractor trailer for over 10 years
By gloulww
Bristol, Indiana
December 7, 2019
Great Humor
I know the perfect person to send this to - love the humor.
By Sharon
November 7, 2019
Now that gets peoples' attention.
My girlfriends think this one is beyond funny. Good job.
By Tom
Jacksonville FL
November 2, 2019
Perfectect for a couple of my dear friends
Couldn’t stop laughing when I saw it. Knew exactly who I would send it to.
ProsFit for a Limited # of reciprients
ConsCan?t give to everyone
By Julie
October 12, 2019
This card NEVER ceases to amuse the recipient and the other guests at adult birthday celebrations. If I had a dollar for every time someone said, "Best Card EVER!" I would be rich!
ConsDon't give to people who are offended by curse words.
By Lou
Rochester, NY
September 13, 2019
I've sent this card to several people who all loved it. The art work, as well as the message is the best!
September 10, 2019
such a funny card
tooo funny, card excellent paper and graphics well printed
By Dale White
July 28, 2019
What can I say?? Perfect!!!
My niece is a recent graduate to be a grade school teacher and, she just found her first teaching job after searching and interviewing all summer. So, her birthday is next week and this card is GREAT. I sure hope her mother doesn't kick my ass for sending this card!!!
ProsFuck in title and inside
By Mary
Bartlett, IL
July 8, 2019
What an F-ing crack up!!
We are teachers and passed this card around for days after I gave it to my friend.
By grammy2skymar
May 31, 2019
Awesome Card for my Partner in Crime
My naughtiest girlfriend loved this card!
By Bradley
Houston, TX
April 29, 2019
My 12 year old nephew loved it
In an effort to remain the "cool uncle", I have to really deliver on birthday cards. This one did the trick. My nephew turned 12 and thought it was hilarious. And, he really enjoyed watching his grandmother's "fake outrage" when she saw it.
ProsFunny and memorable
Conshmmm, not sure
By larry
March 29, 2019
every time i go to noble works and buy cards i am never disappointed
By Jo
March 29, 2019
Luv it!
Too funny!
By Amy
Westbrook, CT
February 22, 2019
Perfect for college graduate.
Certainly a crowd pleaser
By Paula
Washington, DC
November 19, 2018
Great card for female matheticians you know!
Colors & font crisp & clear. Arrived in timely fashion. Won’t hesitate to orderl all my cards from NobleWorks.
ProsColors, font, arrival time.
By Fast Eddie
October 12, 2018
Your either Noble or you have no balls 🏈 ⚽️
Don’t let cards be an endangered art. Support Nobleworks cards. My friend married a stripper, had a great kid, and went through a tough divorce. So he loved the card. We all got a great laugh. Cheers to being Noble.
By ferlazzo
schenectady, NY
September 11, 2018
the best !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my absolute favorite one !!
Prosso cute
By B. H.
San Diego, CA
May 5, 2018
It got a laugh
Professionally produced/printed, expediently shipped, and in the end it got a pretty hearty laugh.
Central Massachusetts
March 18, 2018
LOVE these cards! True sentiment, maybe a bit off color, but always hilarious. Recipients love them, too.
By Karin Brill
Edmonds,, wa
March 15, 2018
Could NOT be happier with the service or delivery! I'll be back.
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By Bruce
Boone, Iowa
March 1, 2018
Just like all the humorous cards.
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