I'll be a Stripper: Funny Birthday Paper Greeting Card

Item #: 4352
Cover Reads: Fuck This Shit. I'll Be A Stripper.
Inside Reads: Happy Fuckin' Birthday.
GREETED version (5" x 7")
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1$3.75 ea.
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Occasion: Birthday

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Math is hard, y'all. We don't blame this girl a bit. The amount of jobs out there that require formulas that complex are as rare as two-dollar bills, so we can sympathize with her sentiment. Goal-setting is good for girls and the goal this girl has set for herself will be good for her wallet one day. At least addition is easy enough.

Give this naughty birthday card to your adult friends and reminisce about your days in school and the careers that you dreamed about while growing up. Designed by the twisted humorist at NobleWorks, it's printed on FSC-certified sustainable source pulp, so you won't be stripping the planet of a lot of valuable resources. Available card by card, or in bulk quantities, stock up on a delightfully funny birthday card.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Ill be a Stripper Card
Occasion: Birthday
Line: Cartoons
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: NobleWorks Inc
Credit: Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock: This card is printed on FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A.
Introduced: December 15, 2011
UPC: 745469043525
Availability: In Stock
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94% Recommend this product (16 of 17 responses)
By DL
NV
September 10, 2019
such a funny card
tooo funny, card excellent paper and graphics well printed
By Dale White
OHIO
July 28, 2019
What can I say?? Perfect!!!
My niece is a recent graduate to be a grade school teacher and, she just found her first teaching job after searching and interviewing all summer. So, her birthday is next week and this card is GREAT. I sure hope her mother doesn't kick my ass for sending this card!!!
ProsFuck in title and inside
ConsNone
By Mary
Bartlett, IL
July 8, 2019
What an F-ing crack up!!
We are teachers and passed this card around for days after I gave it to my friend.
By grammy2skymar
Nevada
May 31, 2019
Awesome Card for my Partner in Crime
My naughtiest girlfriend loved this card!
By Bradley
Houston, TX
April 29, 2019
My 12 year old nephew loved it
In an effort to remain the "cool uncle", I have to really deliver on birthday cards. This one did the trick. My nephew turned 12 and thought it was hilarious. And, he really enjoyed watching his grandmother's "fake outrage" when she saw it.
ProsFunny and memorable
Conshmmm, not sure
By larry
waukegan
March 29, 2019
cards
every time i go to noble works and buy cards i am never disappointed
By Jo
Vancouver
March 29, 2019
Luv it!
Too funny!
By Amy
Westbrook, CT
February 22, 2019
Perfect for college graduate.
Certainly a crowd pleaser
By Paula
Washington, DC
November 19, 2018
Great card for female matheticians you know!
Colors & font crisp & clear. Arrived in timely fashion. Won’t hesitate to orderl all my cards from NobleWorks.
ProsColors, font, arrival time.
By Fast Eddie
California
October 12, 2018
Your either Noble or you have no balls 🏈 ⚽️
Don’t let cards be an endangered art. Support Nobleworks cards. My friend married a stripper, had a great kid, and went through a tough divorce. So he loved the card. We all got a great laugh. Cheers to being Noble.
By ferlazzo
schenectady, NY
September 11, 2018
the best !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my absolute favorite one !!
Prosso cute
Consnone
By B. H.
San Diego, CA
May 5, 2018
It got a laugh
Professionally produced/printed, expediently shipped, and in the end it got a pretty hearty laugh.
By JT
Central Massachusetts
March 18, 2018
PERFECT!
LOVE these cards! True sentiment, maybe a bit off color, but always hilarious. Recipients love them, too.
By Karin Brill
Edmonds,, wa
March 15, 2018
Great
Could NOT be happier with the service or delivery! I'll be back.
Pros++++
Cons- - - -
By Bruce
Boone, Iowa
March 1, 2018
Hilarious!
Just like all the humorous cards.
By Eric
Los Angeles, CA
February 27, 2018
NobleWorks has the funniest cards!
I keep coming back to NobleWorks again and again for cards. It's not as common with kids my age to give cards to each other on birthdays or special events, so I definitely like to come here and I never have a problem finding a high quality card to surprise a buddy and make them happy.
By DHARA PATEL
Los Angeles
February 16, 2018
This Card is Halarious
I just gave this card to my friend who got into Brown and we could not stop laughing for a good hour. Best purchase
ProsFunny
Consnone
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