Math is hard, y'all. We don't blame this girl a bit. The amount of jobs out there that require formulas that complex are as rare as two-dollar bills, so we can sympathize with her sentiment. Goal-setting is good for girls and the goal this girl has set for herself will be good for her wallet one day. At least addition is easy enough.
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