Stiff Joints: Funny Birthday Paper Greeting Card

Item #: C5680BDG
Cover Reads:
My joints are stiff. You're rolling them too tight.
Inside Reads:
Wishing you high times and a smokin' birthday! Happy Birthday
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GREETED (5" x 7")
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$4.95 ea.
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Occasion: Birthday

The pair of smokin' old ladies black and white pictured on this hilarious card may not be too limber, but they 'are' hip. At their age, they're using marijuana both for recreational and medicinal purposes, and they aren't shy about trading tips on hitting the maximum high money can buy. Weed out all the rest of the non-cool cards, and gift someone this elder delight, grass is greener, grow humor, good cheer and mellow feelings card.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Stiff Joints
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Printed on recycled paper
May 15, 2018
In Stock
Review Summary
33 Reviews
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100% Recommend this product (33 of 33 responses)
By Uche
Shit !! Can't seem to stop laughing
September 7, 2020
This 'stiff joint card' just made me laugh out loud in the restroom like I am being tickled...Nice piece and great price
By Linda M.
St Paul, MN
Fabulously funny!
August 18, 2021
Everyone who I've given this to LOVES it!! It is made well with great quality, like all of Noble's cards.
By Mary B.
November 11, 2020
This was hilarious!
By wrp413
Grandma got it right
September 27, 2020
This is a reorder so of course I like it.
By Barry
Santa Rosa
For the pot lovers in your family
August 28, 2020
Gave this to my sister for her birthday and she really enjoyed it!
By Judy
Fast service
August 14, 2020
Was easy to order and received my order quickly!
Many to choose from
By Karen
Too funny.
August 7, 2020
Great selection and cards always come quickly and in good shape.
By Kathy
When you’re aching for a laugh!
July 18, 2020
I enjoy just looking at this card myself on a down day ... keeping it for myself till an aching friend needs it!
By Anita T.
Funny card
July 5, 2020
Even tho my girlfriend is in her 70's, she still smokes weed. This was perfect for her.
Fun and informative None
By Pat
Pittsboro, NC
Sassy and clever
June 14, 2020
Perfect picture and greeting for elderly friends who still have a sense of humor!
By Tara T.
Cody Wyoming
May 16, 2020
Cutest card ever
By Jude
Perfect Card
May 6, 2020
Was looking for a birthday card for a 68 year old who’s also a stoner. Here it is.
By Susan
Colorado Springs CO
Too funny
April 30, 2020
This card is just perfect for one of my friends, I can't wait to give it to her!!
By Corinda
New Jersey
Great advice!
April 18, 2020
I have sent this to several friends. I don't know who has enjoyed them or them. Your cards bring a smile to everyone. Cheers!
By Lynn
Kansas City
April 3, 2020
By Linda
So funny!
March 29, 2020
What I did with this card to make it personal is I taped my name by one of the women and taped the name of the recipient on the other woman!
By drb
Woodsboro, MD
70's child
March 23, 2020
yes, the 70's children, senior citizens now, love the undertone of this card
By Louise
February 11, 2020
My granddaughter loved this card, as she could relate!! Very funny. Great for all ages.
Appropriate card for all ages. Not good for kiddies.
By laura
kansas city
so funny!
January 19, 2020
who wouldnt laugh at this. i only want greeting cards that make me laugh!
great prices. great service. none
By gloulww
Bristol, Indiana
Great Humor
December 7, 2019
Received this card and just loved it - so I want to give a good laugh to a friend.
Arrived on time and in perfect condition.
By Gillian
Tyngsboro, MA
Mary and Jane (has to be) out for a stroll
November 24, 2019
This made me laugh. My old friends will enjoy it too. I bought two and I may have to buy some more!
By Sherri
Parsons, KS
Too Funny!
September 23, 2019
This card just cracked me up! I have several “senior” friends who will enjoy this one!
Funny, clever and great card stock! None
By D D.
New York, NY.
Cool Card!
September 21, 2019
So funny. Birthday card for my niece, she loved it. Thanx for the on time delivery as always.
By John
Yachats, OR
Everybody must get old
September 2, 2019
A perfect card for our older friends in cannabis legal and illegal states of intoxication!
Clever! It did not come with any joints.
By Al C.
San Diego, CA
It got a chuckle
August 18, 2019
Which is really all one's looking for with these sorts of things.
By Robin
Castro Valley, CA
A great walk down memory lane!
August 16, 2019
This was a new Noble Works selection for me, but will soon be on my "Favorites" list! We old gals love cards that speak to us now and also bring back memories, shared ones especially!

Thank you for being the World's Greatest Card Company!
Chicago, IL
so funny
June 30, 2019
for old and young!!
By Barbara H.
June 27, 2019
Love your cards and appreciate that I can send American-made greetings.
By Rhonda
March 22, 2019
I’m saving this one for my best friend. These old ladies talking about a joint. Too funny.
Funny and a little twisted. Not for people who don?t have a good since of humor.
By Rene
You know who in your life will think this is funny!
January 20, 2019
Card for old hippies I guess. Funny, well made, and quite timeless for my friends.
Good nicely printed card, and of course funny! none