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Senility Prayer: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

Funny Birthday Greeting Card by Gordon Bond from - Senility Prayer image 1Funny Birthday Greeting Card by Gordon Bond from - Senility Prayer image 2
GREETED version (5" x 7")
BLANK version (not greeted 5" x 7")
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Item #: 9046
Cover Reads: Grant Me The Senility To Forget The People I Never Liked Anyway, The Good Fortune To Run Into The Ones I Do, And The Eyesight To Tell The Difference.
Inside Reads: Another Birthday, Like It Or Not... Happy Birthday

Occasion: Birthday

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With age comes grace, and the ability to cherish moments for their true value. Put a little more bluntly: It's the ability to better deduce what is important and what is BS. Our seasoned citizens may look a little clueless and out of it, but they have that senility smile on their faces for good reason.

Like the Serenity Prayer, the Senility Prayer is a way for people to get through the day without losing their cool. This laugh-out-loud birthday card is perfect for your aging friends. Even if they are slowly losing their marbles and memories, the Senility Prayer is an excellent way to not lose your temper.

This hilarious birthday card is printed on FSC-certified paper, to help the planet last through many more aging generations. It's available in two sizes: A standard 5-by-7-inch for normal mailing and an 8.5-by-11-inch version for a bit more visibility.

Some memories and people are better off forgotten anyway, so embrace your growing senility. By giving this funny birthday card, you can reassure your loved ones that it's OK to forget, especially on their birthday.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Senility Prayer Card
Occasion: Birthday
Line: RedRocket
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: Gordon Bond
Credit: Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock: Printing on FSC certified paper
Introduced: June 30, 2014
UPC: 745469090468
Availability: In Stock
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100% Recommend this product (13 of 13 responses)
By Barb
Burlington, Vermont
September 11, 2020
Cards arrived yesterday but a long time between date mailed and received. Thanks for sending them.
By Ellen D. Woloshin
New York
June 25, 2020
Cute funny cards
Just what I wanted. Came fast and in good condition.
ProsGood selection of cards. Fast deivery.No
By Edward R Graves
May 26, 2020
Great cards and prices
On time delivery. Great cards. Great price
ProsCost and convenient
ConsOf course, you have to wait for it to come by mail.
By Nancy Sauer
February 2, 2020
So funny - reminds me of myself ~ the future is facing me on. . . .
Great card ! May even frame one of them. Have several people in mind for such a card. Very cool !!!
ProsAll Pros ~ Great cards, so funny & true to life. The price was very affordable. :-)
By Kim
Lawton, OK
November 29, 2019
Great Card
Perfect for a light-hearted Senior card! We
all had a good laugh!
Pros Nice card stock and very fast shipping! Beats driving to local shops to find that special card!
ConsFound nothing negative about the entire transaction. Highly recommend!
By laura
kansas city
September 8, 2019
another very funny card
love the variety of funny cards to say happy birthday
By Arnie
May 8, 2019
very appropriate for the person I bought this for
same as above
By Nancy
Boston MA
February 1, 2019
Humorous and Fun
I derive as much pleasure from selecting this card as does its recipient. The humor is direct and clear. It's a great card!!
ProsHumorous and clever
By nannette stroud
November 30, 2018
Love these Unique Cards
These cards are the talk of the Occasion..
By Julie Ann
Yerington, Nv
November 29, 2018
"AWESOME, FEEL GOOD, MADE ME LOL" kinda thing when I was very upset/sad. Tnx!!!
Made me lol when I wasn't sure I would again anytime SOON. When you laugh you can dig your way through anything. Thanks!!! (for the reminder)
By 3rd Coast Dweller
Chicago, Illinois
September 27, 2018
Funny, high quality card
Funny, high quality card
By Peg
Danbury, CT
September 16, 2018
the recipient loved the card!
By Elizabeth
New York, New York
March 6, 2018
Perfect for someone in Program
They loved it!
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