Senility Prayer: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

Item #: 9046
Cover Reads:
Grant Me The Senility To Forget The People I Never Liked Anyway, The Good Fortune To Run Into The Ones I Do, And The Eyesight To Tell The Difference.
Inside Reads:
Another Birthday, Like It Or Not... Happy Birthday
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Occasion: Birthday

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With age comes grace, and the ability to cherish moments for their true value. Put a little more bluntly: It's the ability to better deduce what is important and what is BS. Our seasoned citizens may look a little clueless and out of it, but they have that senility smile on their faces for good reason.

Like the Serenity Prayer, the Senility Prayer is a way for people to get through the day without losing their cool. This laugh-out-loud birthday card is perfect for your aging friends. Even if they are slowly losing their marbles and memories, the Senility Prayer is an excellent way to not lose your temper.

This hilarious birthday card is printed on FSC-certified paper, to help the planet last through many more aging generations. It's available in two sizes: A standard 5-by-7-inch for normal mailing and an 8.5-by-11-inch version for a bit more visibility.

Some memories and people are better off forgotten anyway, so embrace your growing senility. By giving this funny birthday card, you can reassure your loved ones that it's OK to forget, especially on their birthday.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Senility Prayer
Gordon Bond
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Printing on FSC certified paper
June 30, 2014
In Stock
Review Summary
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100% Recommend this product (13 of 13 responses)
By Barb
Burlington, Vermont
September 11, 2020
Cards arrived yesterday but a long time between date mailed and received. Thanks for sending them.
By Ellen W.
New York
Cute funny cards
June 25, 2020
Just what I wanted. Came fast and in good condition.
Good selection of cards. Fast deivery.No None.
By Edward G.
Great cards and prices
May 26, 2020
On time delivery. Great cards. Great price
Cost and convenient Of course, you have to wait for it to come by mail.
By Nancy S.
So funny - reminds me of myself ~ the future is facing me on. . . .
February 2, 2020
Great card ! May even frame one of them. Have several people in mind for such a card. Very cool !!!
All Pros ~ Great cards, so funny & true to life. The price was very affordable. :-)
By Kim
Lawton, OK
Great Card
November 29, 2019
Perfect for a light-hearted Senior card! We
all had a good laugh!
Nice card stock and very fast shipping! Beats driving to local shops to find that special card! Found nothing negative about the entire transaction. Highly recommend!
By laura
kansas city
another very funny card
September 8, 2019
love the variety of funny cards to say happy birthday
By Arnie
very appropriate for the person I bought this for
May 8, 2019
same as above
By Nancy
Boston MA
Humorous and Fun
February 1, 2019
I derive as much pleasure from selecting this card as does its recipient. The humor is direct and clear. It's a great card!!
Humorous and clever None
By nannette s.
Love these Unique Cards
November 30, 2018
These cards are the talk of the Occasion..
By Julie A.
Yerington, Nv
"AWESOME, FEEL GOOD, MADE ME LOL" kinda thing when I was very upset/sad. Tnx!!!
November 29, 2018
Made me lol when I wasn't sure I would again anytime SOON. When you laugh you can dig your way through anything. Thanks!!! (for the reminder)
By 3rd D.
Chicago, Illinois
Funny, high quality card
September 27, 2018
Funny, high quality card
By Peg
Danbury, CT
September 16, 2018
the recipient loved the card!
By Elizabeth
New York, New York
Perfect for someone in Program
March 6, 2018
They loved it!