If Only: Humorous Birthday Printed Card

Item #: 8296
Cover Reads:
If Only.
Inside Reads:
Don't Dick Around. Just Have A Happy Birthday.
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GREETED version (5" x 7")
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BLANK version (not greeted 5" x 7")
The more you buy of the same card, the more you save!
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Price
1
$4.95 ea.
2+
$4.45 ea.

Occasion: Birthday

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This funny cartoon for adults is a perfect example of why we love cartoonist Tim Whyatt. This sassy Australian features brilliantly dirty jokes in such wonderful, vivid illustrations. Dude is unafraid of drawing dicks, too, and it's hilarious. This scene featuring a wishful, wish-filled wife longing over a longer johnson is a hilarious truth bomb perfect for both men and women who need a little hassling over their age.

All of NobleWorks' birthday cards are funny. Women will appreciate the humor on some of our cards more than men. Our If Only birthday card is one of those cards. Cartoonist Tim Whyatt has produced a searing illustration on this card that guys may try to ignore. Women will laugh with some nodding in knowing approval.

Printed on FSC-certified sustainable source pulp, this card is available in single units or in bulk. It's also available in a bigger, oversized version, perfect for reminding everyone that size matters.

Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
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If Only
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Tim Whyatt
Paper Stock:
This card is printed on FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A.
Introduced:
December 15, 2011
UPC:
745469082968
Availability:
In Stock
PRODUCT REVIEWS
Review Summary
If Only Card   $4.95
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100% Recommend this product (4 of 4 responses)
By Brad
Wisconsin
If Only
January 9, 2021
My friend’s husbands say their wives enjoyed their cards a little too much 😂
By Catman
New Jersey
What a great card
February 24, 2019
My cousin laughed so much he can not wait to get another card from Noble
By PAUL I.
CA
IF ONLY CARD
February 16, 2019
LOVE IT ! I enjoy cards mocking silly stereotypes ! If only . . . great opening !
ProsFUNNY
By John
Pensacola, Florida
Perfect card for that one friend
August 30, 2018
Package arrived in good time and well packaged to prevent folding or creasing.