If Only: Humorous Birthday Printed Card

Item #: 8296
Cover Reads:
If Only.
Inside Reads:
Don't Dick Around. Just Have A Happy Birthday.
GREETED version (5" x 7")
BLANK version (not greeted 5" x 7")
The more you buy of the same card, the more you save!
$4.49 ea.
$3.99 ea.

Occasion: Birthday

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This funny cartoon for adults is a perfect example of why we love cartoonist Tim Whyatt. This sassy Australian features brilliantly dirty jokes in such wonderful, vivid illustrations. Dude is unafraid of drawing dicks, too, and it's hilarious. This scene featuring a wishful, wish-filled wife longing over a longer johnson is a hilarious truth bomb perfect for both men and women who need a little hassling over their age.

All of NobleWorks' birthday cards are funny. Women will appreciate the humor on some of our cards more than men. Our If Only birthday card is one of those cards. Cartoonist Tim Whyatt has produced a searing illustration on this card that guys may try to ignore. Women will laugh with some nodding in knowing approval.

Printed on FSC-certified sustainable source pulp, this card is available in single units or in bulk. It's also available in a bigger, oversized version, perfect for reminding everyone that size matters.

Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
If Only
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Cartoon by Tim Whyatt
Paper Stock:
This card is printed on FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A.
December 15, 2011
In Stock