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Lines and Wrinkles: Funny Birthday Card for Women

Item #: C9319BDG
Cover Reads:
They say that lines and wrinkles show that you've lived a full life. They say that lines and wrinkles show that you've smiled a lot. They say that lines and wrinkles make you unique.
Inside Reads:
I say bullshit. Happy Birthday!
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GREETED (5" x 7")
With inside message
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$4.99 ea.
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$4.48 ea.

Aging gracefully ain't for everyone. But poking fun at a special friend, relative or colleague who's turning another year older "is" appreciated by everybody. This funny, feisty, foul-mouthed, cartoon-illustrated Birthday card will crease just the right happy and humorous fold with those shriveled folk on the receiving end, no sh..!

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Lines and Wrinkles
Occasion:
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Artist:
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by Susan Camilleri Konar
Paper Stock:
Recycled paper, printed in New Jersey, not China.
Introduced:
January 04, 2021
UPC:
745469255430
Availability:
In Stock
PRODUCT REVIEWS
Review Summary
4.7
3 Reviews
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100% Recommend this product (3 of 3 responses)
By Stephen L.
Springfield, Illinois
Cards ordered
March 5, 2026
Fast shipping and cards were packaged very well
By MOMINALABAMA
Tuscaloosa, AL
Love Noble Cards
January 23, 2026
So so many funny funny funny cards--So many cards- So little time!
By martin
Delray Beach, FL
Great for old friends with sarcastic sense of humor
August 12, 2021
We ordered 6 of them....our other friends are too proper! Very cute.
Pros
  • Funny. True.
Cons
  • Vulgar---inappropriate for some.