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Midlife Underwear: Humor Birthday Card for Women

Item #: C3338BDG
Cover Reads:
You Are Here - Thong - Granny Panties
Inside Reads:
Briefly wishing you a Happy Birthday!
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GREETED (5" x 7")
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$5.48 ea.
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The bad news is: the daring days of wearing sexy bikini briefs are thong over; the good news is: the age-old gray time of gearing up in granny panties is not yet upon you. That's the hilarious joke on this dressed up and down, bright white, red and purple women's underwear, funny, fantastic B-Day greeting card. Careful, though, the joyful recipient of this mirthful, middle-aged undergarment greeting may just wet themselves with laughter.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Midlife Underwear
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Credit:
Cartoon by Scott Nickel
Artwork Style:
Illustration
Quantity:
Single Card
Size:
Regular 5" x 7"
Paper Stock:
Printed on recycled paper
Introduced:
December 13, 2019
UPC:
745469245158
Availability:
In Stock
PRODUCT REVIEWS
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100% Recommend this product (3 of 3 responses)
By chuck t.
Hebron, NH
Be careful with this one
November 8, 2026
A bit of humor in my ongong contest with my physician daughter in law who has a bit of irony in her own sense of humor. I was a little trepidatious with this one but I think it went well. She has in the past given me barbed humor cards so hey, turnabout is fair.
By criss
Mogadore,
Underwear card
October 22, 2026
Great card as always And fits the person to the card! 🌟🌟👏👏👏👏👏
Pros
  • Nobleworks has a great sense of humor.