Cells Die: Funny Birthday Card
Item #: C10832BDG
Cover Reads:
Skin cells die. Hair cells die. Brain cells die. But it seems my fat cells accepted Jesus as their savior and have eternal life.
Inside Reads:
Praying you have a Happy Birthday!
Occasion: Birthday
Hallelujah (with a "Hell" at the front, if you're on a diet)! It's somebody's big fat Birthday! Requiring a celebration of biblical proportions! Any of your friends, family members and colleagues having a Birthday will eat up the hilarious, hefty gal, salad days pictures and hysterical, cellulite Christ joke captions featured on the amusing and amazing birth anniversary greeting card available for choosing and consuming right here. It's almost to die for!
Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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100% Recommend this product (3 of 3 responses)
By Cheryl
Wilmington , De
Fun
February 19, 2026
Absolutely a riot. I have bought over & over again.
Pros
- Esp funny for my religious friends
Cons
- No cons
By Kathy
Michigan
High-Quality Card
February 2, 2026
Funny card, clear printing, high quality card stock. Look good, absorbs the ink, doesn't smear. Noble Works adheres to the stated turnaround times so cards arrive as promised. So far, I've never had a delay or error in my orders.
By Sharon
Morehead, KY
Spot on!
January 17, 2026
My friend LOVED this and laughed til she was blue!