Man's Senility Prayer: Funny Birthday Greeting Card for Men

Item #: C9348BDG
Cover Reads:
Grant Me The Senility To Forget The People I Never Liked Anyway, The Good Fortune To Run Into The Ones I Do, And The Eyesight To Tell The Difference.
Inside Reads:
Another Birthday, Like It Or Not... Happy Birthday
X
Select Quantity:
+
GREETED (5" x 7")
With inside message
The more you buy of the same card, the more you save!
Quantity
Price
1
$4.95 ea.
2+
$4.45 ea.

With age comes grace, and the ability to cherish moments for their true value. Put a little more bluntly: it's the ability to better deduce what is important and what is BS. Our seasoned citizens may look a little clueless and out of it, but they have that demented dementia smile on their faces for good reason. Like the Serenity Prayer, the Senility Prayer is a way for people to get through the day without losing their cool. This laugh-out-loud Birthday card is perfect for your aging friends. Even if they are slowly losing their marbles and memories, the Senility Prayer is an excellent way to not lose your temper. Some memories and people are better off forgotten anyway, so embrace your growing senility. By giving this funny B-Day card, you can reassure your loved ones that it's OK to forget, especially on their Birthday.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Man's Senility Prayer
Occasion:
Line:
Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
North American based and printed on FSC certified paper.
Introduced:
January 04, 2021
UPC:
745469255898
Availability:
In Stock
PRODUCT REVIEWS
Review Summary
4.0
1 Reviews
5
0% (0)
4
100% (1)
3
0% (0)
2
0% (0)
1
0% (0)
100% Recommend this product (1 of 1 responses)
By martin
Delray Beach, FL
Good...if you can remember it.
August 12, 2021
We ordered two of these but haven't figured out what friends would appreciate it.
Pros
  • Cute.
Cons
  • Not that funny. Could be a problem for someone just getting early dementia.