All About Asses: Humorous Birthday Printed Card

Item #: 0690
Cover Reads:
Life Is All About Asses: You're Either Covering It, Laughing It Off, Kicking It, Kissing It, Busting It, Trying To Get A Piece Of It Or Behaving Like One.
Inside Reads:
Now Get Your Ass In Gear And Celebrate.
GREETED version (5" x 7")
BLANK version (not greeted 5" x 7")
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Occasion: Birthday

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No butts about it: This is one of our most popular funny birthday cards. One of the first cards in our Talk Bubbles line, this card features a thorough list of how important behinds are to life. This photo of two naked men with their asses proudly hanging out has been thoughtfully Photoshopped to ensure no other dangly bits distract from this ass-inine, bare butt birthday card.

Fans of asses can get a birthday treat when receiving the All About Asses birthday card from NobleWorks Cards. Where else would you expect to find poems about asses? Certainly not at the convenience store or grocery store. Embrace the ass, worship the ass and laugh at the ass with this hilarious card. It is printed in the U.S. on recycled paper, so that we're not asses to the planet. It's available as a single card or in bulk quantities, and we'll ship them to your ass lightning fast.

Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
All About Asses
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
This funny card is printed in the U.S.A, on FSC certified sustainable source pulp, containing 10% post consumer waste.
February 15, 2006
In Stock