All About Asses: Humorous Birthday Printed Card

Humorous Birthday Printed Card from NobleWorksCards.com - All About Asses image 1Asses Card
Inside Reads:
Now Get Your Ass In Gear And Celebrate.
Item #: 0690
Cover Reads:  Life Is All About Asses: You're Either Covering It, Laughing It Off, Kicking It, Kissing It, Busting It, Trying To Get A Piece Of It Or Behaving Like One.
Inside Reads:  Now Get Your Ass In Gear And Celebrate.
Availability:  In Stock
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GREETED version (5" x 7")
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1$3.75 ea.
2 - 7$3.25 ea.
8+$2.75 ea.
BLANK version (not greeted 5" x 7")
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1$3.75 ea.
2 - 7$3.25 ea.
8+$2.75 ea.
JUMBO GREETED version (8.5" x 11")
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1 - 2$8.99 ea.
3+$5.99 ea.
JUMBO BLANK version (8.5" x 11")
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1 - 2$8.99 ea.
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Occasion: Birthday

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No butts about it: This is one of our most popular funny birthday cards. One of the first cards in our Talk Bubbles line, this card features a thorough list of how important behinds are to life. This photo of two naked men with their asses proudly hanging out has been thoughtfully Photoshopped to ensure no other dangly bits distract from this ass-inine, bare butt birthday card.

Fans of asses can get a birthday treat when receiving the All About Asses birthday card from NobleWorks Cards. Where else would you expect to find poems about asses? Certainly not at the convenience store or grocery store. Embrace the ass, worship the ass and laugh at the ass with this hilarious card. It is printed in the U.S. on recycled paper, so that we're not asses to the planet. It's available as a single card or in bulk quantities, and we'll ship them to your ass lightning fast.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Asses Card
Occasion: Birthday
Line: Talk Bubbles
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: NobleWorks Inc
Credit: Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock: This funny card is printed in the U.S.A, on FSC certified sustainable source pulp, containing 10% post consumer waste.
Introduced: February 15, 2006
UPC: 745469006902
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100% Recommend this product (9 of 9 responses)
By Monique
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July 9, 2018
Lol great said
OMW SO FUNNY BUT HEY SO TRUE
By Alan
Jonesboro, Arkansas
July 4, 2018
C'mon Folks!
C'mon Folks, we all have a few friends who both *fit* the bill and will appreciate receiving this card. Most recipients want to know "where did you get THAT, I have somebody I need to send it to"! It's a great card with maximum humor. I'll always keep one on hand.
By David
Saint Albans, VT
June 1, 2018
I could have purchased dozens of these
Who doesn't have several asses in their life? This card is perfect for so many people that I know and I can't wait to give it to one special ass that I know!
By Jenny
Seattle, WA
May 26, 2018
Nobleworks has a great selection of cards
I bought several of a variety of cards. I'm sure you'll find some cards for your favorite people nad their special events.
ProsGreat selection. Prompt delivery
By Kaylie
Crystal Springs, MS
May 9, 2018
Love
I love the cards and the fast, free shipping!!
By Therese R.
La Verene, California
April 19, 2018
Went over GREAT !
I PURCHASED THIS CARD AS A BIRTHDAY CARD FOR A FRIEND. WE ALL LIVE IN A SENIOR APT. BUILDING, & HE PASSED IT AROUND, THERE'S WASN'T ONE PERSON WHO DIDN'T LAUGH.
ProsTHE ENTIRE CARD
ConsCAN'T THINK OF ANY AFTER IT WAS RECEIVED WITH ONLY LAUGHTER.
By Bruce
Boone, Iowa
March 1, 2018
Hilarious!
Just like all the humorous cards.
By Bert
Chicago, Illinois
February 27, 2018
omg hilarious card
this card had me laughing my a** off… was the perfect gift for my cousin's bday :)
By Dhara
Los Angeles
February 16, 2018
Boyfriend loved it
It cant get any funnier than this
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