Fuckers: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

Item #: 8245
Cover Reads:
I'll Have The Fuckin' Cheeseburger With The Fucking Fries And Some Fucking Coffee.
Inside Reads:
Happy Fuckin' Birthday.
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GREETED (5" x 7")
With inside message
BLANK (5" x 7")
No inside message
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$4.95 ea.
$4.45 ea.

Occasion: Birthday

Cartoonist Tom Cheney is teasing us with this wonderfully drawn rude birthday card. We've been to restaurants where the servers are rude on purpose, but this? This is paradise! Imagine a place where you are required to say the F-word so many times! I mean, it's not like we restrain ourselves from that anyway. But it would be nice to say it so many times without people getting offended or shocked. And what a great place to take the kids, right?

This raunchy, funny birthday card has more F-bombs than your dad's mouth after banging his thumb with a hammer. If you have friends or family members who regularly spill that word, the Fucker's Restaurant birthday card is perfect. After reading this card, there are bound to be many laughs and even a few more F-bombs. There is nothing funnier than giving funny, rude happy birthday wishes.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Cartoon by Tom Cheney
Paper Stock:
This card is printed on FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A.
April 15, 2000
In Stock
Review Summary
Fuckers Card   $4.95
34 Reviews
97% (33)
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97% Recommend this product (33 of 34 responses)
By Carole
Repetition Makes this So Funny
February 16, 2022
Very frustrating that I can't use profanity in this review of a profane card...but who would not fall over laughing at this freaking greeting?
It's a Hit
December 9, 2021
My dog's name is the same as the restaurants name. Yes that is true, hard to believe yet true.
I always turn to Noble Cards for every occasion that I requires such.
Call it old fashioned but a digital greeting card doesn't compare to receiving the held in hand card. Never will.
Great prices. The best of humor cards that is out there available. Noble Cards Rocks! None whatsoever that I can imagine.
By Jeff
Bloomington, IL
Family Favorite
August 12, 2021
My brother never laughed so hard at a card and my sister waited a couple of days for the shock to wear off to respond. The exact effect I expected the card to have on both of them. I order cards from Noble Works every quarter, and can send the blank ones for all occasions.
By Josie
West Chester,Pennsylvania
January 30, 2021
This card is hysterical! So much fun and so many laughs which we all need now a days.
I ordered two more!
Well made card.
By Crystaldeedee
Oak Brook, IL
October 2, 2020
This card is perfect for a friend....if you know what I mean. She'll love it. I always enjoy an off color ANYTHING.
By wrp413
Philadelphia Pa
Just funny
September 27, 2020
vulgar comedy
By Victoria
Aston, PA
Awesome Website
September 18, 2020
I would definitely buy from this vendor again!
Prices are great and I received my purchase in a timely manner. None
By Chuck
Rancho Santa Margarita
My fucker review
August 24, 2020
Funny as hell! I know exactly who I am sending this to.
All around funny No cons
By Glen B.
Winter Springs FL
Reads well
July 24, 2020
To the point. Reads well.
By Mary
Ft. Lauderdale Florida
Wow is this for real......
May 15, 2020
Exactly what I asked for, naughty but very funny and caused much laughter.
By Terry M.
For that special someone
May 4, 2020
Although a bit naughty, for some people, this is just the right choice come birthday time.
By momdadkiddog
This one always creates guffaws and props
March 9, 2020
A fellow judge called me 3 times to tell me how much he laughed at this one and the wanted to know where to find it for himself.
hilarious X rated only.
By Brad
Northeast PA
Great quality
February 28, 2020
Perfect card for my F...in friend
Quality of card and fast shipping None
Los Olivos, Ca
Best birhday card ever
January 25, 2020
I gave this to my hubby for this birthday this week (as I am someone who throws the F word around lately.) He found it so hysterical, he carried it around all day at work, then with his buddies, showing it to everyone. A big hit!
hilarious pun
By msbyrd62
January 23, 2020
Love these cards
no other's like it none
By Bill
Absolutely Hilarious
December 30, 2019
Truly funny card for my friend who has a "colorful" vernacular. Very high quality printing.
Funny. Very high quality printing.
By Rhonda
Too F@&?;ing Funny!!
December 14, 2019
Great card that you wont find in a store
The ultimate birthday card.
November 7, 2019
One of the best Birthday cards I have ever given someone. Okay, it was the best. It was Fucking Great!!!
By Larry
Great !!
September 28, 2019
Still laughing !!!
Do I have to explain ??? Hahaha NONE !!
By Lynn S.
Spokane, Wa.
Adult birthday cards
July 22, 2019
Very funny. Everyone at the party laughed their asses off!!
Hilarious! Can?t get these at Hallmark! Watch out for PRUDES! They always ruin everything!
By Godfrey
Scarborough Canada
April 19, 2019
Cannot buy these in stores.
Good quality. None
By Jo
Fuckin' A
March 29, 2019
Perfect for your friend who loves to curse
By Kim
Azle Tx
March 16, 2019
My friend thoroughly enjoyed this card ! Really caught her off guard!!! Made her day !!
Created lots of laughs !?!!! No cons !
Funny card
February 24, 2019
Was a hit at the birthday party.
By Brent
Dodge Center , Minnesota
Great Card
February 3, 2019
Loved the card, very funny.
Tuscaloosa, IL
February 2, 2019
My husband wanted this to send to a friend. Its their kind of humor!
The coloring of the card is bright & colorful. The text was clear & very funny. No Cons
By Gary
Dallas Texas
Fuckers Card
December 31, 2018
Great website to buy humorous "off color" cards!
By Catherine L.
chicago il
October 25, 2018
I just can't get enough commits from people, soooooooooo! funny where did you get those cards from. I just love them.
joy to everyone
By ferlazzo
schenectady, NY
F$@& awesome
September 11, 2018
shockingly funny
the best none
By Bill
Lemont, Il.
Fuckin' funny
August 22, 2018
Lacanicly funny. To the point. Bright colors and good quality paper stock with glossy finish. Cheaper and better than what Hallmark offers. What more would one want?
No cons.