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Fuckers: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

Item #: 8245
Cover Reads: I'll Have The Fuckin' Cheeseburger With The Fucking Fries And Some Fucking Coffee.
Inside Reads: Happy Fuckin' Birthday.
GREETED version (5" x 7")
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1$3.00 ea.
2 - 7$2.60 ea.
8+$2.20 ea.
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Occasion: Birthday

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Cartoonist Tom Cheney is teasing us with this wonderfully drawn rude birthday card. We've been to restaurants where the servers are rude on purpose, but this? This is paradise! Imagine a place where you are required to say the F-word so many times! I mean, it's not like we restrain ourselves from that anyway. But it would be nice to say it so many times without people getting offended or shocked. And what a great place to take the kids, right?

This raunchy, funny birthday card has more F-bombs than your dad's mouth after banging his thumb with a hammer. If you have friends or family members who regularly spill that word, the Fucker's Restaurant birthday card is perfect. After reading this card, there are bound to be many laughs and even a few more F-bombs. There is nothing funnier than giving funny, rude happy birthday wishes.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Fuckers Card
Occasion: Birthday
Line: Cartoons
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: Tom Cheney
Credit: Cartoon by Tom Cheney
Paper Stock: This card is printed on FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A.
Introduced: April 15, 2000
UPC: 745469082456
Availability: In Stock
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Review Summary
Fuckers Card   $3.00
5.0
23 Reviews
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96% Recommend this product (22 of 23 responses)
By momdadkiddog
DENVER, CO
March 9, 2020
This one always creates guffaws and props
A fellow judge called me 3 times to tell me how much he laughed at this one and the wanted to know where to find it for himself.
Proshilarious
ConsX rated only.
By Brad
Northeast PA
February 28, 2020
Great quality
Perfect card for my €œF...in€ friend
ProsQuality of card and fast shipping
ConsNone
By KAR
Los Olivos, Ca
January 25, 2020
Best birhday card ever
I gave this to my hubby for this birthday this week (as I am someone who throws the F word around lately.) He found it so hysterical, he carried it around all day at work, then with his buddies, showing it to everyone. A big hit!
Proshilarious pun
By msbyrd62
Wisconsin
January 23, 2020
Fuckers
Love these cards
Prosno other's like it
Consnone
By Bill
NJ
December 30, 2019
Absolutely Hilarious
Truly funny card for my friend who has a "colorful" vernacular. Very high quality printing.
ProsFunny. Very high quality printing.
By Rhonda
Michigan
December 14, 2019
Too F@&?;ing Funny!!
Great card that you won€™t find in a store
By BGL
NY NY
November 7, 2019
The ultimate birthday card.
One of the best Birthday cards I have ever given someone. Okay, it was the best. It was Fucking Great!!!
By Larry
NJ
September 28, 2019
Great !!
Still laughing !!!
ProsDo I have to explain ??? Hahaha
ConsNONE !!
By Lynn Schutte
Spokane, Wa.
July 22, 2019
Adult birthday cards
Very funny. Everyone at the party laughed their asses off!!
ProsHilarious! Can?t get these at Hallmark!
ConsWatch out for PRUDES! They always ruin everything!
By Godfrey
Scarborough Canada
April 19, 2019
Good
Cannot buy these in stores.
ProsGood quality.
ConsNone
By Jo
Vancouver
March 29, 2019
Fuckin' A
Perfect for your friend who loves to curse
By Kim
Azle Tx
March 16, 2019
!!!!
My friend thoroughly enjoyed this card ! Really caught her off guard!!! Made her day !!
ProsCreated lots of laughs !?!!!
ConsNo cons !
By JAMES DUCKWORTH
Charlotte
February 24, 2019
Funny card
Was a hit at the birthday party.
By Brent
Dodge Center , Minnesota
February 3, 2019
Great Card
Loved the card, very funny.
By MLH
Tuscaloosa, IL
February 2, 2019
HILARIOUS!!
My husband wanted this to send to a friend. It€™s their kind of humor!
ProsThe coloring of the card is bright & colorful. The text was clear & very funny.
ConsNo Cons
By Gary
Dallas Texas
December 31, 2018
Fuckers Card
Great website to buy humorous "off color" cards!
By Catherine Latimore
chicago il
October 25, 2018
fuckers
I just can't get enough commits from people, soooooooooo! funny where did you get those cards from. I just love them.
Prosjoy to everyone
By ferlazzo
schenectady, NY
September 11, 2018
F$@& awesome
shockingly funny
Prosthe best
Consnone
By Bill
Lemont, Il.
August 22, 2018
Fuckin' funny
Lacanicly funny. To the point. Bright colors and good quality paper stock with glossy finish. Cheaper and better than what Hallmark offers. What more would one want?
ConsNo cons.
By P.H. Wilson
San Diego, CA
June 25, 2018
Nice Visual Setup/Punchline
Excellent, visual setup and textual punchline--well executed gag.
By Jim
Houston, Texas
March 16, 2018
Fucking card
This f‚¥<‚£Inv funny. A little profane but my friends loved them.
ProsMy friends have always loved them
ConsNot for the religious crowd
By Bruce
Boone, Iowa
March 1, 2018
Hilarious!
Just like all the humorous cards.
By Jason
SF
February 16, 2018
Funny
My best friend loved it
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