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Fuckers: Funny Birthday Greeting Card

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Item #: 8245
Cover Reads: I'll Have The Fuckin' Cheeseburger With The Fucking Fries And Some Fucking Coffee.
Inside Reads: Happy Fuckin' Birthday.

Occasion: Birthday

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Cartoonist Tom Cheney is teasing us with this wonderfully drawn rude birthday card. We've been to restaurants where the servers are rude on purpose, but this? This is paradise! Imagine a place where you are required to say the F-word so many times! I mean, it's not like we restrain ourselves from that anyway. But it would be nice to say it so many times without people getting offended or shocked. And what a great place to take the kids, right?

This raunchy, funny birthday card has more F-bombs than your dad's mouth after banging his thumb with a hammer. If you have friends or family members who regularly spill that word, the Fucker's Restaurant birthday card is perfect. After reading this card, there are bound to be many laughs and even a few more F-bombs. There is nothing funnier than giving funny, rude happy birthday wishes.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Fuckers Card
Occasion: Birthday
Line: Cartoons
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: Tom Cheney
Credit: Cartoon by Tom Cheney
Paper Stock: This card is printed on FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A.
Introduced: April 15, 2000
UPC: 745469082456
Availability: In Stock
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Review Summary
Fuckers Card   $4.28
5.0
30 Reviews
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97% Recommend this product (29 of 30 responses)
By Crystaldeedee
Oak Brook, IL
Perfect
October 2, 2020
This card is perfect for a friend....if you know what I mean. She'll love it. I always enjoy an off color ANYTHING.
By wrp413
Philadelphia Pa
Just funny
September 27, 2020
vulgar comedy
By Victoria
Aston, PA
Awesome Website
September 18, 2020
I would definitely buy from this vendor again!
ProsPrices are great and I received my purchase in a timely manner.
ConsNone
By Chuck
Rancho Santa Margarita
My fucker review
August 24, 2020
Funny as hell! I know exactly who I am sending this to.
ProsAll around funny
ConsNo cons
By Glen Brown
Winter Springs FL
Reads well
July 24, 2020
To the point. Reads well.
ProsGood
By Mary
Ft. Lauderdale Florida
Wow is this for real......
May 15, 2020
Exactly what I asked for, naughty but very funny and caused much laughter.
By Terry M.
CA
For that special someone
May 4, 2020
Although a bit naughty, for some people, this is just the right choice come birthday time.
By momdadkiddog
DENVER, CO
This one always creates guffaws and props
March 9, 2020
A fellow judge called me 3 times to tell me how much he laughed at this one and the wanted to know where to find it for himself.
Proshilarious
ConsX rated only.
By Brad
Northeast PA
Great quality
February 28, 2020
Perfect card for my F...in friend
ProsQuality of card and fast shipping
ConsNone
By KAR
Los Olivos, Ca
Best birhday card ever
January 25, 2020
I gave this to my hubby for this birthday this week (as I am someone who throws the F word around lately.) He found it so hysterical, he carried it around all day at work, then with his buddies, showing it to everyone. A big hit!
Proshilarious pun
By msbyrd62
Wisconsin
Fuckers
January 23, 2020
Love these cards
Prosno other's like it
Consnone
By Bill
NJ
Absolutely Hilarious
December 30, 2019
Truly funny card for my friend who has a "colorful" vernacular. Very high quality printing.
ProsFunny. Very high quality printing.
By Rhonda
Michigan
Too F@&?;ing Funny!!
December 14, 2019
Great card that you wont find in a store
By BGL
NY NY
The ultimate birthday card.
November 7, 2019
One of the best Birthday cards I have ever given someone. Okay, it was the best. It was Fucking Great!!!
By Larry
NJ
Great !!
September 28, 2019
Still laughing !!!
ProsDo I have to explain ??? Hahaha
ConsNONE !!
By Lynn Schutte
Spokane, Wa.
Adult birthday cards
July 22, 2019
Very funny. Everyone at the party laughed their asses off!!
ProsHilarious! Can?t get these at Hallmark!
ConsWatch out for PRUDES! They always ruin everything!
By Godfrey
Scarborough Canada
Good
April 19, 2019
Cannot buy these in stores.
ProsGood quality.
ConsNone
By Jo
Vancouver
Fuckin' A
March 29, 2019
Perfect for your friend who loves to curse
By Kim
Azle Tx
!!!!
March 16, 2019
My friend thoroughly enjoyed this card ! Really caught her off guard!!! Made her day !!
ProsCreated lots of laughs !?!!!
ConsNo cons !
By JAMES DUCKWORTH
Charlotte
Funny card
February 24, 2019
Was a hit at the birthday party.
By Brent
Dodge Center , Minnesota
Great Card
February 3, 2019
Loved the card, very funny.
By MLH
Tuscaloosa, IL
HILARIOUS!!
February 2, 2019
My husband wanted this to send to a friend. Its their kind of humor!
ProsThe coloring of the card is bright & colorful. The text was clear & very funny.
ConsNo Cons
By Gary
Dallas Texas
Fuckers Card
December 31, 2018
Great website to buy humorous "off color" cards!
By Catherine Latimore
chicago il
fuckers
October 25, 2018
I just can't get enough commits from people, soooooooooo! funny where did you get those cards from. I just love them.
Prosjoy to everyone
By ferlazzo
schenectady, NY
F$@& awesome
September 11, 2018
shockingly funny
Prosthe best
Consnone
By Bill
Lemont, Il.
Fuckin' funny
August 22, 2018
Lacanicly funny. To the point. Bright colors and good quality paper stock with glossy finish. Cheaper and better than what Hallmark offers. What more would one want?
ConsNo cons.
By P.H. Wilson
San Diego, CA
Nice Visual Setup/Punchline
June 25, 2018
Excellent, visual setup and textual punchline--well executed gag.
By Jim
Houston, Texas
Fucking card
March 16, 2018
This f¥<£Inv funny. A little profane but my friends loved them.
ProsMy friends have always loved them
ConsNot for the religious crowd
By Bruce
Boone, Iowa
Hilarious!
March 1, 2018
Just like all the humorous cards.
By Jason
SF
Funny
February 16, 2018
My best friend loved it
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