Sometimes, we are glad Tim Whyatt's wonderfully cute-yet-dirty cards are just photos. Can you imagine pulling this in real life? We can hear our wives now, saying something like, "Why is an anteater with gout staring at me?" We'd never get hard again.
Adults do not need birthday cards featuring their favorite TV stars, athletes or items such as cars, and they don't need cards with sappy writing and flowery scenes. Adults need birthday cards with adult humor, and no one is better at making vulgar birthday cards with whimsical art than Whyatt. The hilarious Kiss My Nose birthday card is one of many from his sick mind, and this dirty birthday card will be the hit of the party.
Whatever you do, however, dissuade the card recipient from re-enacting the scene of this adult humor card while at the birthday party. Hell, dissuade him from doing this EVER. His wife doesn't deserve that.