Kiss My Nose: Hysterical Birthday Printed Card

Item #: 8347
Cover Reads:
"Forget It, Frank- I'm Not Falling For That Again" Kiss My Nose
Inside Reads:
Happy Birthday! Kiss Kiss!
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Occasion: Birthday

Sometimes, we are glad Tim Whyatt's wonderfully cute-yet-dirty cards are just photos. Can you imagine pulling this in real life? We can hear our wives now, saying something like, "Why is an anteater with gout staring at me?" We'd never get hard again.

Adults do not need birthday cards featuring their favorite TV stars, athletes or items such as cars, and they don't need cards with sappy writing and flowery scenes. Adults need birthday cards with adult humor, and no one is better at making vulgar birthday cards with whimsical art than Whyatt. The hilarious Kiss My Nose birthday card is one of many from his sick mind, and this dirty birthday card will be the hit of the party.

Whatever you do, however, dissuade the card recipient from re-enacting the scene of this adult humor card while at the birthday party. Hell, dissuade him from doing this EVER. His wife doesn't deserve that.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Kiss My Nose
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Cartoon by Tim Whyatt
Paper Stock:
This card is printed on FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A.
December 15, 2005
In Stock
Review Summary
10 Reviews
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90% Recommend this product (9 of 10 responses)
By safi u.
, islamabad , pakistan
Funny and crazy card
September 6, 2022
it's awesome and beautiful card and i hope you can enjoy
By Ralph R.
Mesa, Az.
Kiss my noise
August 17, 2020
Donít make this too hard Iím busy.
By Carol K.
Love this
March 22, 2020
Fits certain people. Hilarious
By Dee
Funny, HA HA
February 16, 2020
Guaranteed to make the recipient cackle
Great adult humor
By Carol
Love this card
December 28, 2019
Bought this card as a Christmas card too and sent to the people I knew would enjoy it. Had a lot of great compliments. People loved it.
By Jeff
Pittsburgh, PA
Will go over well with those who love to laugh
November 11, 2019
I gave these out one year during Christmastime. Everyone who received it said they were crying from laughing! My colleagues look forward to getting my cards each year!
High quality none
By Louie
Great Card
September 3, 2019
One of the funniest cards I have seen in some time that's why I bought them.....
Thumbs up on quality, timely delivery all good No cons
By Jean
Perfect card!
August 22, 2019
Love the card! Have the perfect recipient! Canít wait for him to get!
By Kelly
Never received my cards 18 days after ordering
August 3, 2019
I am sure that i would love these cards but i never received them. The company did refund my money but it was a disappointing experience
By Joanne
Valley Forge, PA
Naughty but Funny!
March 5, 2019
This card is so funny but NOT for everyone on my card list. Truly for someone with an adult themed sense of humor!