Everyone Kiss My Ass: Hysterical Birthday Greeting Card

Hysterical Birthday Greeting Card by Ephemera from NobleWorksCards.com - Everyone Kiss My Ass image 1Everyone Kiss My Ass Card
Inside Reads:
Happy Birthday, Kiss Kiss.
Item #: 5452
Cover Reads:  The Older I Get, The More Everyone Can Kiss My Ass.
Inside Reads:  Happy Birthday, Kiss Kiss.
Availability:  In Stock
The more you buy of this same card, the more you save!
GREETED version (5" x 7")
1$3.75 ea.
2 - 7$3.25 ea.
8+$2.75 ea.
BLANK version (not greeted 5" x 7")
1$3.75 ea.
2 - 7$3.25 ea.
8+$2.75 ea.
JUMBO GREETED version (8.5" x 11")

Occasion: Birthday

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If you have a girlfriend who is known for telling it like it is, she will appreciate the Kiss My Ass birthday card from NobleWorks Cards. The message of this card will let her know that getting older should be celebrated and that maturity has its privileges.

We love teaming up with Ephemera: The design house has a gift for pairing wonderful retro photos from a more innocent time with modern sarcasm and sensibilities. This rude birthday card is perfect for friends who have had enough with the BS of life. They don't even have to be old: Some 20-year-olds have dealt with a century's worth of crap.

At NobleWorks Cards, we print our cards on a variety of recycled papers, so the planet can take care of humans for a few more birthdays. This card and many other funny birthday cards are available in standard sizes or jumbo sizes for people who need some bigger print, if you catch our drift.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Everyone Kiss My Ass Card
Occasion: Birthday
Line: Talk Bubbles
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: Ephemera
Credit: Art by (c) Ephemera, Inc.
Paper Stock: Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
Introduced: April 15, 2011
UPC: 745469054521
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By Big Rick
July 14, 2018
Beautifully rude Birthday cards
I’ve wondered for a long time why someone didn’t sell clever cards in paper form online. This solves the problem. They sell some of the best cards I’ve found in years.
ProsGreat cards. I bought 10. All are really funny.
ConsThere are none. You choose what you want and throw it in your cart. The delivered product looks exactly like what you purchased.
By Walter
Westchester County, NY
March 22, 2018
Good service
I can usually find the wacky cards I want at NobleWorks. I can place my order by phone. My order is delivered reasonably fast. This is a good company, so I am a repeat customer.
ProsGood products, good service.
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