If you have a girlfriend who is known for telling it like it is, she will appreciate the Kiss My Ass birthday card from NobleWorks Cards. The message of this card will let her know that getting older should be celebrated and that maturity has its privileges.
We love teaming up with Ephemera: The design house has a gift for pairing wonderful retro photos from a more innocent time with modern sarcasm and sensibilities. This rude birthday card is perfect for friends who have had enough with the BS of life. They don't even have to be old: Some 20-year-olds have dealt with a century's worth of crap.
At NobleWorks Cards, we print our cards on a variety of recycled papers, so the planet can take care of humans for a few more birthdays. This card and many other funny birthday cards are available in standard sizes or jumbo sizes for people who need some bigger print, if you catch our drift.