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Everyone Kiss My Ass: Hysterical Birthday Greeting Card

Hysterical Birthday Greeting Card by Ephemera from - Everyone Kiss My Ass image 1Hysterical Birthday Greeting Card by Ephemera from - Everyone Kiss My Ass image 2
GREETED version (5" x 7")
BLANK version (not greeted 5" x 7")
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1$4.28 ea.
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Item #: 5452
Cover Reads: The Older I Get, The More Everyone Can Kiss My Ass.
Inside Reads: Happy Birthday, Kiss Kiss.

Occasion: Birthday

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If you have a girlfriend who is known for telling it like it is, she will appreciate the Kiss My Ass birthday card from NobleWorks Cards. The message of this card will let her know that getting older should be celebrated and that maturity has its privileges.

We love teaming up with Ephemera: The design house has a gift for pairing wonderful retro photos from a more innocent time with modern sarcasm and sensibilities. This rude birthday card is perfect for friends who have had enough with the BS of life. They don't even have to be old: Some 20-year-olds have dealt with a century's worth of crap.

At NobleWorks Cards, we print our cards on a variety of recycled papers, so the planet can take care of humans for a few more birthdays. This card and many other funny birthday cards are available in standard sizes or jumbo sizes for people who need some bigger print, if you catch our drift.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Everyone Kiss My Ass Card
Occasion: Birthday
Line: Talk Bubbles
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: Ephemera
Credit: Art by (c) Ephemera, Inc.
Paper Stock: Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
Introduced: April 15, 2011
UPC: 745469054521
Availability: In Stock
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By Stephen B Sweat
Tucson, AZ
October 30, 2020
Loved it!
Very clever card. Perfect for my father-in-law.
By wrp413
Philadelphia Pa
September 27, 2020
Back in the day
I agree
By Joecat
Guttenberg NJ
June 25, 2020
Ass kissing
The The recipient loved the card and said that he would save it for ever
ProsGreat message
June 14, 2020
Great card for mature adults
Prosfunny, timeless, nice gloss to card
By Melissa
May 29, 2020
I love this card!
This card is perfect for a friend of mine that has this attitude. :)
By John
May 2, 2020
Sassy and funny!
Give it to your witty girlfriend!
By Dale E White
Germantown OH
November 18, 2019
Perfect eye catcher for anyone who considers themselves older and WISER!!
My wife works in a doctor's office with lots of women. Between patients complaining and other employees bitching, I am fairly sure she mumbles the last four words under her breath most every day.
By Wendy lendrum
July 23, 2019
Brilliant cards
Really lovely quality!!!
ProsNice quality
By Jayde
Small town USA
June 1, 2019
I always find a great card for any occasion
This card says it all. It's for my sisters 66th birthday. It took her this long to realize that I really don't care about her marble floors needing buffing or the snowbirds that take over her area every summer. So, this card just says it all.
By Kari
Irvine, Calif
February 22, 2019
Cute card
Love this card. Arrived quickly.
By Big Rick
July 14, 2018
Beautifully rude Birthday cards
Iíve wondered for a long time why someone didnít sell clever cards in paper form online. This solves the problem. They sell some of the best cards Iíve found in years.
ProsGreat cards. I bought 10. All are really funny.
ConsThere are none. You choose what you want and throw it in your cart. The delivered product looks exactly like what you purchased.
By Walter
Westchester County, NY
March 22, 2018
Good service
I can usually find the wacky cards I want at NobleWorks. I can place my order by phone. My order is delivered reasonably fast. This is a good company, so I am a repeat customer.
ProsGood products, good service.
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