Everyone Kiss My Ass: Hysterical Birthday Greeting Card

Item #: 5452
Cover Reads:
The Older I Get, The More Everyone Can Kiss My Ass.
Inside Reads:
Happy Birthday, Kiss Kiss.
GREETED (5" x 7")
BLANK (5" x 7")
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$4.95 ea.
$4.45 ea.

Occasion: Birthday

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If you have a girlfriend who is known for telling it like it is, she will appreciate the Kiss My Ass birthday card from NobleWorks Cards. The message of this card will let her know that getting older should be celebrated and that maturity has its privileges.

We love teaming up with Ephemera: The design house has a gift for pairing wonderful retro photos from a more innocent time with modern sarcasm and sensibilities. This rude birthday card is perfect for friends who have had enough with the BS of life. They don't even have to be old: Some 20-year-olds have dealt with a century's worth of crap.

At NobleWorks Cards, we print our cards on a variety of recycled papers, so the planet can take care of humans for a few more birthdays. This card and many other funny birthday cards are available in standard sizes or jumbo sizes for people who need some bigger print, if you catch our drift.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Everyone Kiss My Ass
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Art by (c) Ephemera, Inc.
Paper Stock:
Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
April 15, 2011
In Stock
Review Summary
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100% Recommend this product (12 of 12 responses)
By Stephen S.
Tucson, AZ
Loved it!
October 30, 2020
Very clever card. Perfect for my father-in-law.
By wrp413
Philadelphia Pa
Back in the day
September 27, 2020
I agree
By Joecat
Guttenberg NJ
Ass kissing
June 25, 2020
The The recipient loved the card and said that he would save it for ever
Great message None
June 14, 2020
Great card for mature adults
funny, timeless, nice gloss to card none
By Melissa
I love this card!
May 29, 2020
This card is perfect for a friend of mine that has this attitude. :)
By John
Sassy and funny!
May 2, 2020
Give it to your witty girlfriend!
By Dale W.
Germantown OH
Perfect eye catcher for anyone who considers themselves older and WISER!!
November 18, 2019
My wife works in a doctor's office with lots of women. Between patients complaining and other employees bitching, I am fairly sure she mumbles the last four words under her breath most every day.
By Wendy l.
Brilliant cards
July 23, 2019
Really lovely quality!!!
Nice quality None
By Jayde
Small town USA
I always find a great card for any occasion
June 1, 2019
This card says it all. It's for my sisters 66th birthday. It took her this long to realize that I really don't care about her marble floors needing buffing or the snowbirds that take over her area every summer. So, this card just says it all.
Everything None
By Kari
Irvine, Calif
Cute card
February 22, 2019
Love this card. Arrived quickly.
By Big R.
Beautifully rude Birthday cards
July 14, 2018
Iíve wondered for a long time why someone didnít sell clever cards in paper form online. This solves the problem. They sell some of the best cards Iíve found in years.
Great cards. I bought 10. All are really funny. There are none. You choose what you want and throw it in your cart. The delivered product looks exactly like what you purchased.
By Walter
Westchester County, NY
Good service
March 22, 2018
I can usually find the wacky cards I want at NobleWorks. I can place my order by phone. My order is delivered reasonably fast. This is a good company, so I am a repeat customer.
Good products, good service. None