Midlife Yoga Poses: Funny Birthday Card for Women
Item #: C7312BDG
Cover Reads:
Midlife Yoga Poses: I dropped my keys and can't get up. When did I get flabby elbows? Ready for my mammogram. Trying to scrape off chin hairs with the floor. My spine compressed, so I can't reach things. I now have bat wings--ready for takeoff. I pray no one can see I peed a little. Finally...a nap.
Inside Reads:
Hope this year shapes up to be your best! Happy Birthday
Occasion: Birthday
A series of hilarious, but realistic, yoga poses for the middle-aged are cartoon pictured to witty and helpful effect on this B-Day joke card. No need to try to remember all those actual, strange yoga pose names - since your memory is probably slipping anyway - when you have this near-geriatric guide to use and hand out to your exercise buddies, and anybody else age-appropriate celebrating yet another Birthday. Not for the feint of heart; but yes, for those with a finely tuned, flexible sense of humor.
Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Midlife Yoga Poses
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
© 2018 Terri Libenson, Dist. by King Features Syndicate
Paper Stock:
Contains 10% post-consumer recycled fiber
Introduced:
May 15, 2019
UPC:
745469237283
Availability:
In Stock
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By Ann H.
New York
Funny card
December 5, 2025
Always great quality cards.
By Claudia
New York, NY
Redefine ‘middle age’
November 27, 2025
Great card for your yoga besties. Already sent to two friends and they loved it!
Pros
- High quality printing
- Envelopes that actually work
- Well made
- Free shipping!