Bangkok: Humor Christmas Greeting Card

Item #: 1689
Cover Reads:
Despite Eric's Best Efforts No-One Guessed "Bangkok"
Inside Reads:
Have A Bang-Up Christmas!
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What says Merry Christmas better than maiming one’s own private parts with a mallet during a Christmas night, post-fondue family game night of holiday charades gone awry? Pretty much everything, but that’s the point. Hilariously naughty Christmas cards are fun for those who have a somewhat more risqué, sordidly sick sense of humor. Funny Christmas cards are only just more interesting than a Santa with a glass of cold milk and a chocolate chip cookie. Go ahead. Be a little rude and irreverent. Let it all hang out, my friends: Holidays are supposed to fun.

Don’t be like the Jones family who sends a predictably boring Christmas card each year that depicts that legendary poem “A Visit from St. Nicholas,” along with a riveting five-page family update. Be daring! Be bold! Be offensive: Only the lucky few will have naughty Christmas cards with genital mutilation. So, choose wisely. Who will be the lucky recipients for this classic NobleWorks Christmas card with Bangkok Eric?

Admittedly, the holiday season can make us all want to brutalize ourselves, so you can’t really blame poor Eric. He’s probably spent week after relentless week being hounded by his kids, his wife, his in-laws and unreasonable societal expectations. We’ve all been where he is at some point in our lives. Not that we’ve gone to such painful lengths.

NobleWorks’ funny and rude Christmas cards are a great gift to receive when you feel like pulling out your hair. Do you have a friend who seems unusually Christmas crazy? Send him or her this hilarious risqué and nonsensical naughty Christmas card. Your friend will appreciate it more than… well… an unforgettable game of charades that will likely end in therapy for more than a few family members.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Cartoon by Tim Whyatt
Paper Stock:
Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
March 15, 2006
In Stock
Review Summary
Bangkok Card   $4.95
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100% Recommend this product (14 of 14 responses)
By Anonymous
Edmonton, alberta. Canada
you rock
December 21, 2020
shipped promptly and love the packaging sturdy and funny to boot. Adore!
By Anonymous
Eastpointe mich
Funny and clever
December 19, 2020
The best funny cards
By Kris C.
Monument, CO
Very pleased
November 23, 2020
I like the quality and thickness of this card. I'm very pleased with my purchase.
By MindyLou
South Jordan, Utah
The perfect card for our imperfect family
January 1, 2020
This card is clever and still makes me laugh. I will order my cards for next Christmas earlier next year to avoid the madness of holiday shipping. Next year's birthdays will be celebrated with NobleWorks......
By Madeline
Peoria, IL
Laughed out loud
December 26, 2019
This card is one of the funniest I have seen. Gave it to a friend who loves charades.
By Randy
San Leandro, CA
Best Cards Ever!!
December 26, 2019
You guys have the best assortment of lightly funny, or sick and twisted cards anywhere!! I'll never buy from anyone else.
By Kelly
Very Funny
December 23, 2019
Great card!!
  • Huge selection that can sometimes be overwhelming because we like so many.
  • Not all cards are for everyone, they can get kind of raunchy.
By Richard
December 23, 2019
Couldn't stop laughing. Family member who I sent it to thought it was just as funny since his name was Eric.
By Debbie
Toquerville, UT
Wowed our friends!
December 14, 2019
Hilariously perfect for our friends and family who expect nothing less from us. Just wandering through the cards from Nobleworks gives our stomach muscles a workout as we laugh so hard. Truly starts out the early shopping season on a high, fun filled note.
  • Colors are great, card is hilarious and customer service is delightfully funny and responds quickly.
  • It took a couple days extra to get to our home as the cards are printed when order is made but still not a bad time frame and as I said under pros, customer service was quick to respond when I emailed them about the time frame on delivery.
Lebanon, Pa.
Funny - But
December 14, 2019
I like these types of cards where there are names in the script. But I whiteout your name and personalize it with a name of my choosing.
Why dont you make cards with the space blank so we can enter a name of our choosing? And make the space porous, not slick like the rest of the card, so it will readily accept ink.
By Archie
Funny card
December 8, 2019
Great cards. Very funny
By Gillian
Tyngsboro, MA
Naughty...but funny
November 24, 2019
This was bought with one (male) friend in mind and I know he will have a good laugh at it.
By Tom
great pun!
December 17, 2018
Not for everyone, but for those who get the joke, it's ideal!
  • great pun
  • a little to raunchy for your granmother
By Judy G.
woburn ma
November 11, 2018
Great quality arrived on time and was j it st as puctured