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My Paws Are Frozen: Humorous Christmas Paper Card

Item #: 5953
Inside Reads: Warm Wishes For A Happy Holiday.
GREETED version (5" x 7")
BLANK version (not greeted 5" x 7")
The more you buy of the same card, the more you save!
1$4.28 ea.
2 - 11$3.00 ea.
12+$1.50 ea.
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Occasion: Christmas

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If you're looking for funny Christmas cards with dogs, NobleWorks has you covered. Your four-legged friends won't be left out in the cold this holiday season when you send friends and family a warm holiday wish featuring two adorable breeds of dogs. The golden retriever is experiencing cold feet and the dachshund’s family jewels are feeling a little numb, poor guy.

This funny Christmas card with dogs design from NobleWorks highlights one of the biggest challenges of being a little dog in a big dog's world. We understand your pain, little guy. It’s a dog-eat-dog world and we all have to overcome our challenges. It’s a good thing that something dogs of all sizes have going for them are their good attitudes (except for Chihuahuas). Ever met a dog with a bad attitude through any fault of its own? I didn’t think so. We don’t deserve dogs. I can barely put a dent in my bad attitude until I’ve had multiple cups of coffee — or beers, depending on what time you catch me.

Order your cards black or printed with a festive holiday greeting that ties in the theme on the front of the card. Our funny dog holiday cards come paired with matching white envelopes that are ready to address and mail. We wouldn’t leave you high and dry that way, because we’re thoughtful like that.

Give your dog-loving friends and loved ones a treat this holiday season by sending them a funny Christmas card with dogs. Our high-quality, full-color greeting cards are printed on partially recycled paper in the U.S. and are sold individually. Order as many cards as you need and enjoy special pricing when you choose two or more greeting cards in this design. You can’t go wrong with NobleWorks selection of funny dog Christmas cards.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: My Paws Are Frozen Card
Occasion: Christmas
Line: Talk Bubbles
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: NobleWorks Inc
Credit: Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock: Contains 10% post-consumer recycled fiber.
Introduced: March 15, 2012
UPC: 745469059533
Availability: In Stock
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100% Recommend this product (21 of 21 responses)
By ken
punta gorda FL
January 2, 2019
Great cards..order early in time for Christmas!
By Angelica
Boston, MA
January 20, 2020
Cute card for friends and family. Great quality
By Ross
Brisbane, Australia
January 2, 2020
I found Noble cards to meet my requirements, so much so that the cards I have just received (Jan 20) are for Christmas 2020.
By Mike Fresia
North Carolina
December 12, 2019
Humor and the Holidays.
Being an owner of two Grand National Champion Goldens, this card was great to add a personal and humorous touch to our holiday mailouts.
By JenG
Burlingame CA
December 2, 2019
We love our funny cards
Always looking for funny Christmas cards and very happy with Nobleworks. You can even pay through Amazon!
By David Le
November 30, 2019
Naughty fun!
November 30, 2019
Perfect for the dog (big or small) lover on your card list!
ProsQuality products with an extensive inventory at fair prices.
By Linda
New Windsor, NY
November 28, 2019
A REAL laugh!!
I am known for sending funny Christmas cards. It is almost impossible to find funny cards in stores. Theregore I am glad I can now go directly to soource: You. Keep up the good work!!
By Tom
york, pa
January 12, 2019
Very Cute Card
This card will make you smille
By boo
Central MA
December 30, 2018
My Paws are Frozen
HILARIOUS! Everyone I know that has a dog got one of these for Christmas. And THEY loved them too. Your name is getting out there more every day.
Prosdog humor
By Steve
December 29, 2018
Short People
As Randy Newman sang long ago, short people have many issues. This comes from a guy that is 5"6" on a good day.
By Sheila
Lompoc CA
December 23, 2018
Brother has 2 dachshunds
He called to tell me how perfect the card was for him...which set off a lot of back and forth jokes!
ProsSimple, funny, clean and the right kind of silly.
By Oscar
hollywood florida
December 13, 2018
Cute card
Very funny card, without being too outrageous.
By Wally
South Carolina
December 13, 2018
Great Selection of Cards for All Occasions
The recipients of theses cards [our sons-in-law] thought they were a hoot
Prosquick service' great selection
By Therese R.
Wahiawa, Hawaii
December 9, 2018
Great for dog lovers
Personally I hated to part with this card, but have a good friend who's a dog lover. & owns the cutest puppy.
ProsFunny as hell even for non pet owners.
ConsMy frined LOVED this card , that's equal to nada on cons in my book.
By Brian harris
Port Huron
December 2, 2018
Great quality cards. Prompt delivery
I loved my cards. High guality. Very quick delivery
By Bill
Trumansburg, NY
November 28, 2018
Funny Card
This is a great card for dog lovers. So funny
By Paul
Dundas, ON
November 17, 2018
So punny
My mother loved this cheeky card I got here! PG humour :)
ProsGreat card with funny humour
ConsNo negatives
By Louis A Fernandez
Monrovia, CA
October 26, 2018
always great service; great product
Phoenix, Az
March 1, 2018
Absolutely one of favorites that I gave out.
Have many pet owner friends and clients. Even several with wienerdogs. ALWAYS gets a laugh. I always include a dozen of this one in my purchases every year.
By Bruce
Boone, Iowa
March 1, 2018
Just like all the humorous cards.
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