My Paws Are Frozen: Humor Christmas Card - Dogs

Item #: 5953
Cover Reads:
Inside Reads:
Warm Wishes For A Happy Holiday.
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If you're looking for funny Christmas cards with dogs, NobleWorks has you covered. Your four-legged friends won't be left out in the cold this holiday season when you send friends and family a warm holiday wish featuring two adorable breeds of dogs. The golden retriever is experiencing cold feet and the dachshundís family jewels are feeling a little numb, poor guy.

This funny Christmas card with dogs design from NobleWorks highlights one of the biggest challenges of being a little dog in a big dog's world. We understand your pain, little guy. Itís a dog-eat-dog world and we all have to overcome our challenges. Itís a good thing that something dogs of all sizes have going for them are their good attitudes (except for Chihuahuas). Ever met a dog with a bad attitude through any fault of its own? I didnít think so. We donít deserve dogs. I can barely put a dent in my bad attitude until Iíve had multiple cups of coffee ó or beers, depending on what time you catch me.

Order your cards black or printed with a festive holiday greeting that ties in the theme on the front of the card. Our funny dog holiday cards come paired with matching white envelopes that are ready to address and mail. We wouldnít leave you high and dry that way, because weíre thoughtful like that.

Give your dog-loving friends and loved ones a treat this holiday season by sending them a funny Christmas card with dogs. Our high-quality, full-color greeting cards are printed on partially recycled paper in the U.S. and are sold individually. Order as many cards as you need and enjoy special pricing when you choose two or more greeting cards in this design. You canít go wrong with NobleWorks selection of funny dog Christmas cards.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
My Paws Are Frozen
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Contains 10% post-consumer recycled fiber.
March 15, 2012
In Stock
Review Summary
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100% Recommend this product (23 of 23 responses)
By ken
punta gorda FL
Great cards..order early in time for Christmas!
January 2, 2019
By Linda M.
St Paul, MN
So Cute!!
August 18, 2021
Perfect card for dog lovers, especially for people with the two breeds shown!! Tremendous quality, as with all Noble cards.
By Anonymous
Northern California
Cute and not too trashy/dirty
December 17, 2020
Just right for an animal lover.
By Angelica
Boston, MA
January 20, 2020
Cute card for friends and family. Great quality
By Ross
Brisbane, Australia
January 2, 2020
I found Noble cards to meet my requirements, so much so that the cards I have just received (Jan 20) are for Christmas 2020.
By Mike F.
North Carolina
Humor and the Holidays.
December 12, 2019
Being an owner of two Grand National Champion Goldens, this card was great to add a personal and humorous touch to our holiday mailouts.
By JenG
Burlingame CA
We love our funny cards
December 2, 2019
Always looking for funny Christmas cards and very happy with Nobleworks. You can even pay through Amazon!
By David L.
Naughty fun!
November 30, 2019
November 30, 2019
Perfect for the dog (big or small) lover on your card list!
  • Quality products with an extensive inventory at fair prices.
By Linda
New Windsor, NY
A REAL laugh!!
November 28, 2019
I am known for sending funny Christmas cards. It is almost impossible to find funny cards in stores. Theregore I am glad I can now go directly to soource: You. Keep up the good work!!
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By Tom
york, pa
Very Cute Card
January 12, 2019
This card will make you smille
By boo
Central MA
My Paws are Frozen
December 30, 2018
HILARIOUS! Everyone I know that has a dog got one of these for Christmas. And THEY loved them too. Your name is getting out there more every day.
  • dog humor
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By Steve
Short People
December 29, 2018
As Randy Newman sang long ago, short people have many issues. This comes from a guy that is 5"6" on a good day.
By Sheila
Lompoc CA
Brother has 2 dachshunds
December 23, 2018
He called to tell me how perfect the card was for him...which set off a lot of back and forth jokes!
  • Simple, funny, clean and the right kind of silly.
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By Oscar
hollywood florida
Cute card
December 13, 2018
Very funny card, without being too outrageous.
By Wally
South Carolina
Great Selection of Cards for All Occasions
December 13, 2018
The recipients of theses cards [our sons-in-law] thought they were a hoot
  • quick service' great selection
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By Therese R.
Wahiawa, Hawaii
Great for dog lovers
December 9, 2018
Personally I hated to part with this card, but have a good friend who's a dog lover. & owns the cutest puppy.
  • Funny as hell even for non pet owners.
  • My frined LOVED this card , that's equal to nada on cons in my book.
By Brian h.
Port Huron
Great quality cards. Prompt delivery
December 2, 2018
I loved my cards. High guality. Very quick delivery
By Bill
Trumansburg, NY
Funny Card
November 28, 2018
This is a great card for dog lovers. So funny
By Paul
Dundas, ON
So punny
November 17, 2018
My mother loved this cheeky card I got here! PG humour :)
  • Great card with funny humour
  • No negatives
By Louis F.
Monrovia, CA
October 26, 2018
always great service; great product
  • excellent
Phoenix, Az
Absolutely one of favorites that I gave out.
March 1, 2018
Have many pet owner friends and clients. Even several with wienerdogs. ALWAYS gets a laugh. I always include a dozen of this one in my purchases every year.
By Bruce
Boone, Iowa
March 1, 2018
Just like all the humorous cards.