One Day Of Coal: Funny Christmas Greeting Card

Item #: 1127
Cover Reads:
One Day Of Coal, 364 Days Of Fun... Hmmm... I'll Take My Chances!
Inside Reads:
Have Lots Of Fun This Christmas!
Select Quantity:
GREETED (5" x 7")
With inside message
BLANK (5" x 7")
No inside message
The more you buy of the same card, the more you save!
$4.95 ea.
2 – 9
$3.50 ea.
10 – 15
$2.00 ea.
16 – 37
$1.75 ea.
$1.50 ea.
Free Shipping!

Have you been a little (or a lot!) more naughty than nice this year? Sometimes we just have to take our chances. Because, what is life without taking chances? Carpe diem, and all that crap. Little Susie has the right idea, don’t you think?

Send a humorous Christmas card that sums up your outlook on the holiday season by ordering our One Day of Coal Christmas card from NobleWorks Cards. Featuring a vintage picture of a straight-laced young girl with a deranged smile and a lump of black coal, the front of the card reads, "One day of coal, 364 days of fun... hmmm... I'll take my chances!"

The inside is printed with, "Have lots of fun this Christmas," to entice your friends and family to adopt your spontaneous and fun-loving outlook on life. Our humorous Christmas cards are also available with blank interiors, so you can write your own holiday greeting and perhaps even add clever suggestions of ways they can incorporate a little more fun in their lives this year. (Especially your Aunt Ethel. She needs more fun.) Your friends and family will agree that being bad has never been so good when they open their mailboxes and find this this clever little Christmas card in the mail.

The naughty 364 days of fun, one day of coal Christmas card comes with a matching white envelope, because really. We wouldn’t be so cruel. Cards are sold individually so you can order as many as you need this holiday season. Cards are printed on 10 percent recycled paper, so you can spread holiday cheer without the guilt of contributing to deforestation and all that crap.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
One Day Of Coal
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Contains 10% post-consumer recycled fiber
March 15, 2015
In Stock
Review Summary
14 Reviews
71% (10)
21% (3)
7% (1)
0% (0)
0% (0)
93% Recommend this product (13 of 14 responses)
By Tamarah
Bothell, WA
Hysterical, Non-Traditional Christmas Card
May 2, 2022
If you're looking for a great, not sappy, non-traditional, Christmas card - this is the one! It's absolutely hilarious; I love the look on this girl's face!
  • Hard to find funny non-traditional Christmas cards, but this one's great!
  • None.
By MaryL
Naples FL
Non-religious Christmas Card
January 3, 2021
I love the look on the little girl's face! This card cracked up my friends.
  • Very funny. Fast delivery.
By Friend c.
Columbia, SC
Appropriate for my friends.
November 27, 2020
Card is very well made. Colorful and clever. Heavy card stock. High quality.
  • Well made card, using the best materials. Feels substantial in your hands.
  • The red envelopes are pretty but difficult to see ink on them if addressed with pen.
By DavidH
Asheville, NC
Delivered after Christmas-they were Christmas cards, doh
January 4, 2020
Cards were fine, delivery not within delivery time represented. Missed sending cards this year. Thanks Noble Works.
  • Delivery not on time
By Luma M.
Orange park FL
Everyone loved my cards this year!
January 4, 2020
these cards were a big hit with all my friends.
How hilarious!
January 2, 2020
I got coal as a child one year.
By Bill
Funny, and Great Quality
December 30, 2019
A really funny card, I and many recipients thought, and very high quality printing.
  • Very high quality printing.
By David L.
Lovely humor!
December 8, 2019
Coworkers love this naughty and nice card!
By Phil
Reno NV
Christmas card
December 5, 2019
Great card. Exactly what I was looking for. I’ll be back!
By Kathy M.
San Bernardino Ca.
Happy with purchase
November 28, 2019
Card was better than I expected.
  • All positive card arrived non damaged from shipping
  • No problems
By Bob A.
Southaven, MIssissippi
Naughty in a clean way
September 22, 2019
Can send the card to just about anyone without causing too much offense, while also making the recipient laugh, or at least smile wryly.
  • Clean but suggestive.
  • Not as shocking as I usual send. I Must be getting less outrageous.
By Kevin W.
New York
The picture says it all
August 2, 2019
I find this hysterical and naughty.
  • This card will perk up anybody's holiday.
  • May not fit for your religious friends.
By Ryan
Sarasota, FL
Funny card
December 26, 2018
It folds. It has a funny comment on it. It fits in an envelope. That is really all I want it to do.
  • It folds and fits into an envelope.
  • It requires you putting in your own gift cards or money inside. Not included.
By Renee
Crisp clean and funny!
December 25, 2018
This card made me laugh and is well printed. Hopefully others will smile too.
  • Professional and clear
  • None