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Holy Shit: Hilarious Christmas Printed Greeting Card

Item #: 1893
Cover Reads: We Keep The Holy Cow In The Barn And The Holy Mackerel In The Lake...I Guess I Don't Have To Tell You What We Keep In There!
Inside Reads: Happy Holy-Days!
GREETED version (5" x 7")
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Occasion: Christmas

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If you want to express Christmas wishes to friends and family with an edgy sense of humor, the Holy Shit Christmas card is the card for you.

This hilarious holy shit joke card, part of the funny Christmas cards line by NobleWorks Cards, features two angels in a pasture explaining the logical progression of naming heavenly items. This card is one of the insanely devious mind-droppings from cartoonist Randall McIlwaine, who has no problem with sending sacred cows to the slaughterhouse. His work has appeared in Mad Magazine, New Scientist, Reader’s Digest and U.S. Catholic (he won’t tell us how that happened), and is a regular contributor to

This is a religious lesson that your card recipients will not learn in church or school. And this is a card you won’t find in a big-box grocery store or Hallmark gift store. The price per card goes down the more you buy, so stock up at NobleWorks Cards on this dirty Christmas card and make this a Christmas to remember. Your dirty-minded friends will love this not-so-sappy sentiment and laugh their asses off.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Holy Shit Card
Occasion: Christmas
Line: Cartoons
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: Randall McIlwaine
Credit: Cartoon by Randy Mcilwaine
Paper Stock: Contains 10% post-consumer recycled paper fiber
Introduced: March 15, 2013
UPC: 745469018936
Availability: In Stock
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Holy Shit Card   $4.28
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93% Recommend this product (14 of 15 responses)
By Susie Q
Salt Lake City, Utah
December 23, 2019
Holy Shit Card
Friends and Family Love This card.
November 18, 2019
Holy holy!!!
Such a hilarious and salt of the earth humor inn this card.
Love it
By Judy Melton
Berryville, Virginia
November 9, 2019
Can't find this in a store
I'm sending this to a friend who appreciates my unique sense of humor.
By Wally
N Arlington, NJ
September 27, 2019
Laughter is Medicine for the Soul
If laughter is medicine, this Holy Shit card is a great prescription for those on your list with a good sense of humor. I just purchased several cards & can't wait for feedback this Holiday which I'm confident will be positive.
ProsGreat quality cards for the price point--Fast delivery
By Joe Miller
New Jersey
January 12, 2019
Holiday card
I love it
By Stephen McCabe
Washington DC
January 2, 2019
holy shit card
It was tasteful and left it up to your imagination what the answer was.
December 31, 2018
Hard core humor
Great card for the your close non-sensitive friends
By John B
December 27, 2018
Heavenly movements!
Big hit! I originally bought 25, for my 'hard core' list. Then realized it would tickle the rest. So I ordered 40 more, and was sent 4 extras to boot, thank you!
It was a sweet Christmas treat!
By Dorothy
Placerville, CA
December 26, 2018
Great funny card
Loved it
By Vicki
Burlington, MA
December 26, 2018
A hit!!
A card which everyone gets a chuckle from and a welcome change from the typical Christmas Card. Sure to put a smile on the face of whoever you send it to.
By Melinda G Gladstone
December 20, 2018
Holy Shit Card
The family said it was 'hilarious' and I WON..."Best Christmas card of 2018!"
By Bill S
Philadelphia PA
December 17, 2018
Fast and reliable service
Good quality card, plus it shipped fast. Excellent all around!
By ricijaz
colorado springs
December 15, 2018
I like to get Nobel Card’s blank inside for the most part.

This one is tame for me. i can use this one to shock someone who would get a more religious type card without offending.
Prosfun! and funny!!
Consabsolutely none!
By Leonard Resto
Chatham, NJ
December 8, 2018
Holy Clever!
I could not have dreamed up this card. Nicely done without being tasteless.
By Mary W.
Vestal NY
March 1, 2018
Xmas cards
Great cards, lots of options. We have people waiting for our Christmas cards every year.
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