Holy Shit: Funny Christmas Greeting Card

Item #: 1893
Cover Reads:
We Keep The Holy Cow In The Barn And The Holy Mackerel In The Lake...I Guess I Don't Have To Tell You What We Keep In There!
Inside Reads:
Happy Holy-Days!
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If you want to express Christmas wishes to friends and family with an edgy sense of humor, the Holy Shit Christmas card is the card for you.

This hilarious holy shit joke card, part of the funny Christmas cards line by NobleWorks Cards, features two angels in a pasture explaining the logical progression of naming heavenly items. This card is one of the insanely devious mind-droppings from cartoonist Randall McIlwaine, who has no problem with sending sacred cows to the slaughterhouse. His work has appeared in Mad Magazine, New Scientist, Readerís Digest and U.S. Catholic (he wonít tell us how that happened), and is a regular contributor to BigGameHunt.net.

This is a religious lesson that your card recipients will not learn in church or school. And this is a card you wonít find in a big-box grocery store or Hallmark gift store. The price per card goes down the more you buy, so stock up at NobleWorks Cards on this dirty Christmas card and make this a Christmas to remember. Your dirty-minded friends will love this not-so-sappy sentiment and laugh their asses off.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Holy Shit
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Cartoon by Randy Mcilwaine
Paper Stock:
Contains 10% post-consumer recycled paper fiber
March 15, 2013
In Stock
Review Summary
Holy Shit Card   $4.95
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95% Recommend this product (18 of 19 responses)
By the6thBEATLE
Panama City, Florida
Holy Heck…
December 13, 2022
Some funny shit, no BS, I shit you not.
If you don’t read one card by NobleWorks that doesn’t have you chuckle, giggle, or belly busting laughing until it hurts,, well I say R.I.P.
  • Funny stuff.
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By Anonymous
This was read on Explore.org by the creator of Service Dog Project
December 16, 2020
A major hit on the internet, It was read on line, servicedogproject.org by the woman to whom it was sent. It received roars of laughter. I call that a huge success! She created this site that trains dogs for disabled people. You can't do better than that.
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By Just m.
Southwestern US
You need a sense of humor
December 11, 2020
Love the card; a bit off center but so am I.
  • Funny
By John
Normal, Il
Good Stuff
August 20, 2020
Very nice because the reader, not the card itself, provides the off color punchline.
A Christmas card that will stand out among the many that people receive for the holidays.
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By Susie Q.
Salt Lake City, Utah
Holy Shit Card
December 23, 2019
Friends and Family Love This card.
Holy holy!!!
November 18, 2019
Such a hilarious and salt of the earth humor inn this card.
Love it
By Judy M.
Berryville, Virginia
Can't find this in a store
November 9, 2019
I'm sending this to a friend who appreciates my unique sense of humor.
By Wally
N Arlington, NJ
Laughter is Medicine for the Soul
September 27, 2019
If laughter is medicine, this Holy Shit card is a great prescription for those on your list with a good sense of humor. I just purchased several cards & can't wait for feedback this Holiday which I'm confident will be positive.
  • Great quality cards for the price point--Fast delivery
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By Joe M.
New Jersey
Holiday card
January 12, 2019
I love it
  • Funny
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By Stephen M.
Washington DC
holy shit card
January 2, 2019
It was tasteful and left it up to your imagination what the answer was.
By Harry W.
Hard core humor
December 31, 2018
Great card for the your close non-sensitive friends
By John B.
Heavenly movements!
December 27, 2018
Big hit! I originally bought 25, for my 'hard core' list. Then realized it would tickle the rest. So I ordered 40 more, and was sent 4 extras to boot, thank you!
It was a sweet Christmas treat!
By Dorothy
Placerville, CA
Great funny card
December 26, 2018
Loved it
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By Vicki
Burlington, MA
A hit!!
December 26, 2018
A card which everyone gets a chuckle from and a welcome change from the typical Christmas Card. Sure to put a smile on the face of whoever you send it to.
By Melinda G.
Holy Shit Card
December 20, 2018
The family said it was 'hilarious' and I WON..."Best Christmas card of 2018!"
  • Funny
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By Bill S.
Philadelphia PA
Fast and reliable service
December 17, 2018
Good quality card, plus it shipped fast. Excellent all around!
By ricijaz
colorado springs
December 15, 2018
I like to get Nobel Card’s blank inside for the most part.

This one is tame for me. i can use this one to shock someone who would get a more religious type card without offending.
  • fun! and funny!!
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By Leonard R.
Chatham, NJ
Holy Clever!
December 8, 2018
I could not have dreamed up this card. Nicely done without being tasteless.
By Mary W.
Vestal NY
Xmas cards
March 1, 2018
Great cards, lots of options. We have people waiting for our Christmas cards every year.