Holy Shit: Hilarious Christmas Printed Greeting Card

Hilarious Christmas Printed Greeting Card by Randall McIlwaine from NobleWorksCards.com - Holy Shit image 1Holy Shit Card
Inside Reads:
Happy Holy-Days!
Item #: 1893
Cover Reads:  We Keep The Holy Cow In The Barn And The Holy Mackerel In The Lake...I Guess I Don't Have To Tell You What We Keep In There!
Inside Reads:  Happy Holy-Days!
Availability:  In Stock
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Occasion: Christmas

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If you want to express Christmas wishes to friends and family with an edgy sense of humor, the Holy Shit Christmas card is the card for you.

This hilarious holy shit joke card, part of the funny Christmas cards line by NobleWorks Cards, features two angels in a pasture explaining the logical progression of naming heavenly items. This card is one of the insanely devious mind-droppings from cartoonist Randall McIlwaine, who has no problem with sending sacred cows to the slaughterhouse. His work has appeared in Mad Magazine, New Scientist, Reader’s Digest and U.S. Catholic (he won’t tell us how that happened), and is a regular contributor to BigGameHunt.net.

This is a religious lesson that your card recipients will not learn in church or school. And this is a card you won’t find in a big-box grocery store or Hallmark gift store. The price per card goes down the more you buy, so stock up at NobleWorks Cards on this dirty Christmas card and make this a Christmas to remember. Your dirty-minded friends will love this not-so-sappy sentiment and laugh their asses off.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Holy Shit Card
Occasion: Christmas
Line: Cartoons
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: Randall McIlwaine
Credit: Cartoon by Randy Mcilwaine
Paper Stock: Contains 10% post-consumer recycled paper fiber
Introduced: March 15, 2013
UPC: 745469018936
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By Leonard Resto
Chatham, NJ
December 8, 2018
Holy Clever!
I could not have dreamed up this card. Nicely done without being tasteless.
By Mary W.
Vestal NY
March 1, 2018
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