I'm Sorry Timmy: Hilarious Christmas Greeting Card

There’s a reason Santa is so secretive when he visits your home. You know why “Nothing was stirring, not even a mouse?” Because those damn mice knew better. They knew to stay away, to not ask stupid questions and to not snoop around. Just stay in bed, enjoy your presents and keep your stupid mouths shut. The big man as a reputation to uphold. He can’t risk his mysterious rep for children who dig too deep and who ask too many freaking questions.

In short, Timmy has to pay.

This hilarious Nick Downes cartoon is one of the shockingly horrible Christmas cards that helps keep your kids in bed on Christmas Eve. Sure, Santa is jolly and generous and all, but his homicidal tendencies are well-documented in The North Pole among his minions. Believe me, his dark side should be fearfully respected. The front reads “I’m sorry you saw me, Timmy. Now I’ll have to kill you.” The inside reads “Season’s Greetings.”

NobleWorks’ creepy Christmas card is not politically correct by any means, but it is a fair warning. Creepy Santa Christmas cards are a fun gift for anyone that has a slightly sick sense of humor. The busy holiday season can present all kinds of annoyances: children hopped up on candy and gifts, jam-packed parking lots, demanding in-laws and crippling societal expectations (I’m looking at you Pinterest and Martha Stewart). A creepy, funny Christmas card is a hilarious choice for anyone with kids. Like many of his other illustrations, this Nick Downes cartoon offers a new, if not somewhat sinister, perspective to an old, familiar story.

This high-quality card is printed on recycled paper stock and is printed here in the good-old U.S. As part of our funny Christmas card collection, this card will bring a little light-hearted cheer (or deep, dark dread) to your family and friends.

Sorry, Timmy.