Eating Noses: Hilarious Christmas Greeting Card

Item #: C4535XSG
Cover Reads:
Omg, They're Eating Noses!
Inside Reads:
Smells Like Another Christmas! Merry Christmas
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GREETED (5" x 7")
With inside message
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In this hilarious Christmas card drawn by Tim Whyatt, a pair of snowmen steal a peek into the family dining room during the holidays, and are shocked white by what they see through their charcoal eyes. The inside features a wish for people who might not be anticipating the arrival of the holidays — but who would appreciate a more sarcastic, snarky sentiment.

Tim Whyatt’s ingenious creativity and signature cartooning style is proudly featured on this funny seasons greetings card. The amusing, whimsical scene is perfect for those looking for something better than a mushy Hallmark moment. Perfect for non-religious friends and family, it’s available at NobleWorks Cards with discounts at bulk quantities, so you can stock up and spread a blanket of holiday cheer with a holiday card that will be appreciated.

This is one clever, colorful Christmas card. Bordered in bright, seasonal red and bursting with good cartoon cheer, and turkey, follow your nose to this jolly Yuletide missive and then mail it on to someone else who also shares a strong sense of humor. It’s made with 10 percent post-consumer recycled paper fiber.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Eating Noses
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Cartoon by Tim Whyatt
Paper Stock:
Contains 10% post-consumer recycled paper fiber
March 15, 2017
In Stock
Review Summary
16 Reviews
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100% Recommend this product (16 of 16 responses)
By Bob S.
Clever as hell!
December 21, 2020
I love the way NobleWorks assigns human thought and emotions to objects like a snowman! This is just plain funny!
By Happy c.
Very good.
October 26, 2020
I ordered 15 cards. All of them are exactly what I wanted and all of them are very funny I am not going to review all 15 cards because this will take me the better part of the day. They are very funny and they are what I wanted. I will be ordering more in the future.
By Hoofinit
Very funny
January 23, 2020
Like all other cards from Noble, this one is very funny.
Made to order
By Sandy
Sutter Creek, CA
Cutest Christmas card
January 4, 2020
Love this card. I may even buy more for next year
By Tom W.
As always funny cards
January 3, 2020
Great product, good humour, fast delivery.
Good quality. None.
By Laura
Viera, FL
Very Late Delivery
January 2, 2020
I ordered on 12/6 and didn’t get them until 12/20. The cards were great but the turn around time is less than desired. This was strange because I used to get them very quick.
Great cards Too long to receive
By Chad
Gulf Breeze, FL
Christmas follies
December 26, 2019
Another winning card.
Just plain funny. None.
By craig
very good
November 26, 2019
very good
By Jim
so funny!
November 2, 2019
where else can you find cards like this!
funny what could be contrary about this?
By Patty
Great quality
December 29, 2018
Loved my cards....great quality....arrived quickly
By Carlos S.
San Antonio, TX
Great XMas card
December 26, 2018
Very funny XMas card. Lots of people commented on it.
By Melinda G.
Eating Noses Card $3.95
December 20, 2018
Perfect card for the vegan family members
By diane
Lititz, PA
Who doesn't love a FUNNY card?
December 15, 2018
I exclusively shop Noble Works for all my greeting card needs. Very Cheeky!
By Tish
December 8, 2018
They ship fast and the cards are wonderful. Nice and glossy
By john t.
eating noses Christmas card
November 25, 2018
These cards are the funniest cards I ever come across. I purchased these for the young ones in the family. I'm sure they will laugh their butts off.

cards are well made and printed none that i found
By Gayle A.
B-town, MD
Noses are good for your eyesight
March 1, 2018
Natural people should really think twice about all the snowmen and snowpeople who are going without a nose tonight.
To all the heartless vegetarians out there: THINK before you chew!